Lottery: Prize Goeth Before the Fall
Hullo Mad Fictioneers!
Patreon Goblin Heath on the page here, as the expecting and exceptional (not at all biased, me) Chief Witch/C.E.O of Scrivener Science here at the Laboratory is currently sleeping peacefully, faithful Floofhound by her side.
Your generosity knows no bounds, keeping the lights on in the Lab and love in our hearts. Thank you for all your support, not just from Cat, but from me too, and all the other Denizens be they feline, canine, or Due In A Short Time.
So lets give some things away!
The contents are as follows
-The Refrigerator Monologues (Enticingly Slim Paperback)
-The Future is Blue (Hardcover from the SOLD OUT numbered run.)
-Space Opera (Hardcover and Shiny As Ever)
-The Glass Town Game (A brand spanking hot off the press paperback edition.)
(All books will be signed, of course)
And for the non papyrus plunder includes...
-Pacha Soap Co "Lux" Froth Bomb (Cat is currently 33% bath bomb so this on theme..)
-Knee High Socks with (Space?) Flamingos and Pineapples and Watermelons on them. Disclaimer: only one size here folks, if you aren't a women's 5-9 then pass them on to someone who is, or find an alternate use perhaps, like as protective sleeves for a matched pair of oversize letter openers. Just spit-balling here, you'll figure something out, I trust you.
-Wonder Woman Mix and Match Stationary Set (for all your warrior women, lasso of truth letter writing needs!)
-Strawberry Pop-Rocks (Because candy should really try to be more Active if it wants to make something of itself.)
-A Small Satisfyingly Squeezable Tricerotops. (No explanation needed, its a dinosaur you can put in your pocket.)
The winner will be drawn soon, and announced right here (as long as they say its okay.)
Have a Terrific Tuesday Everyone. (Or whatever day it is wherever you are...)
PatreonGoblin Heath
REMINDER - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO ENTER THIS. IF YOU ARE A PATRON, ANYTHING FROM $1 AND UP YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED AND WE RANDOMLY PICK A NAME OFF THE LIST.
SCIENCE! RANDOMOSITY!
Comments (30)
RANDOMOSITY! I like that word.
This was a hilariously uplifting post. Thank you so much for making me smile today! It’s been and awful day.
Awesome package!!!! :D!
Thank you for the smiles this brought me
I just want to say I love you, Cat and Heath.
It occurs to me that there ought to be a Space Opera bath bomb. On the outside, it's a planet-ringed disco ball (it turns the water disco!). As it fizzes away, all manner of strange and alien things emerge - fireflies, murder hippos, and sea anemones, oh my! At the almost-centre, it appears to be pure black, but is actually ultraviolet (remember to bring your black light into the bathroom so you can see it!) At the very centre, an oil slick the colour of Mira Wonderful Star's hair.
TAKE MY MONEY.
What a great giveaway package!
This post filled me with glee :P Is no one going to get excited about the socks? Just me? (I love socks. All of mine appear to get eaten ... Probably by my cat.) I agree with the general consensus that the dinosaur is excellent. The laboratory has the best giveaways.
Aw you guys are the best!
Predictably, the pocketable dino is most exciting to me. Followed VERY CLOSELY by The Future Is Blue.
Oooo... I love me some science and randomosity! :3
My favorite thing is that the majority of these comments are about the squeezable dinosaur. (I am slightly disappointed that it is not a stegosaurus, but a triceratops is good, too.)
RANDOMOSITY. I can't stop saying it. Just rolls off the tongue...
I know it says I don't have to do anything but I feel like I have to at least say how awesome this is!! Magnificent Magic from Maine!
Thanks Robyn. Much appreciated. You are all so awesome! So its a genuine delight to assemble some random goodies to go with the bookses.
What a lovely giveaway! Here's hoping that our Chief Witch has excellent naps and health.
This community always brings a smile to my face and a giggle to my lips. So happy to be here. :)
So happy to have you here. Giggles are Goals.
You are the best
::elbows on table, hands on chin, dreamy-eyed stare into the middle distance as I think of a squeezy Tricerotops::
Such treasure!
We don't have to do anything to enter? We are all just entered?
Yup! Exactly as you said.
How is this possible? <a href="http://www.storeforknowledge.com/Small-Squeezable-Stegosaurus-Dinosaur-Toy-P13665.aspx" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.storeforknowledge.com/Small-Squeezable-Stegosaurus-Dinosaur-Toy-P13665.aspx</a> SOLD OUT? HOW.
Regardless of the outcome, and please pardon me: OMG A SMALL SATISFYINGLY SQUEEZABLE STEGOSAURUS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER NEEDED GOTTA GO FIND ME ONE RIGHT NOW OMG SEE YOU OKTHXBI
IT WAS ACTUALLY CLEARLY A TRICEROTOPS, so Patreon Goblin Heath will likely be facing a disciplinary hearing at the next staff meeting. But still squeezable.
Cool!
What a lovely prize!
Ooh.