Catherynne M. Valente

Well the polls are closed for this month's Live Tweet and it looks like "X-men: Apocalypse" is the winner BY A MERE 1%. Thanks for voting, and stay tuned tomorrow Thursday the 10th at 9pm-ish EST for the tweeting.

Friendly PatreonGoblin Heath with an Update for you all. First up, here are the collected tweets of 'Stung: the Ultimate Buzzkill" for those of you who requested! As the Laboratory clock ticks toward midnight, and the Thing That Lives In the Wastepaper Basket Except For When You look In There extend

Just finished test-kitchening this month's recipe for you guys and I will be starting the live-tweet of Stung in 15 minutes! I'll use the hashtag #stunging and I'll Storify it all afterward for those of you who can't follow along. Stung is also on Netflix if you want to watch with me! HERE WE GO.

Ladies and Gentlemen and Mutated Wasps and Magical Ponies, I have journeyed to the Mart of Walls and returned with, not one, but two, victims for the sacrificial altar of snark! As they had no "bin" per se, I let my Twitter followers choose a row and slot position on the rack and pulled My Little Po