March 25, 2017

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!

Ladies and Gentlemen and Mutated Wasps and Magical Ponies, I have journeyed to the Mart of Walls and returned with, not one, but two, victims for the sacrificial altar of snark!

As they had no "bin" per se, I let my Twitter followers choose a row and slot position on the rack and pulled My Little Pony: Adventures in the Crystal Empire. BUT. I could not leave the movie you see above this post to languish in obscurity when it is APPARENTLY ABOUT A FANCY GARDEN PARTY THAT GOES WRONG WHEN ALL THE WASPS MUTATE I'M PRETTY SURE THEY MEAN BUGS THOUGH AND NOT THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE GARDEN PARTIES BUT I REALLY WANT IT TO BE THE OTHER KIND OF MUTATED WASPS YOU KNOW?

So! Now we must choose! Which one first? Ponies or wasps? I have no horse in this race, either one is fine by me.  I'll start the magic on Twitter tomorrow night at 8:30 pm EST. 

Comment to vote!

Comments (40)

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Heath Miller · April 2, 2017

Why didn't we listen to you Joanna and Jeremy? Then I wouldn't have the mental image of a wasp stinging a woman to death through her faceholes. I probably would have a nice song about Friendship to hum instead.

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Catherynne M. Valente · April 9, 2017

Don't worry, I'll do MLP sooner or later...THERE'S ALWAYS APRIL.

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Jeremy Brett · March 27, 2017

Oh, it all looks so good....but I'll say ponies.

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jzwest · March 27, 2017

I vote ponies, as the episodes on the disc are available on Netflix streaming

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Dina · March 26, 2017

Ponies!

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Patrick Malone · March 26, 2017

For what it's worth, STUNG, which seems to have a commanding lead, is on Netflix and for rent on Amazon, at least in the US.

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Josh Lawrence · March 26, 2017

Waaaaaaaaaasps!

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Marzie Kaifer · March 26, 2017

Wasps! We need mutant wasps!!!!

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Shiloh Walker/J.C. Daniels · March 26, 2017

Wasps. Ponies are too easy.

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Wendy Kitchens · March 25, 2017

Wasps!

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Ian Atrus · March 25, 2017

Ponies!

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Grace Dow · March 25, 2017

Wasps, please!

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Christine S. · March 25, 2017

Wasps!

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Hallie · March 25, 2017

WASPS, absolutely!

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Danielle Sullivan | Neurodiverging · March 25, 2017

Stung!

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Dave Wilson · March 25, 2017

Wasps vs. garden party!

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durvedurvesonn · March 25, 2017

Gotta be wasps!

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Patrick Malone · March 25, 2017

Mutant wasps! Or mutant WASPs! I'm good either way.

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Jade Lutes · March 25, 2017

So hard to choose! But Wasps it is!

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Katie Hynes · March 25, 2017

Wasps, if only because if the terrible pun on the cover.

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Caroline · March 25, 2017

Gimme wasps!

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Rain Misoa · March 25, 2017

DO THE WASPS!!!

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Meghan · March 25, 2017

wasps

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Mary Cyn · March 25, 2017

Wasps!

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Josh Neff · March 25, 2017

Look, MLP is great, but MUTATED WASPS? How could anyone not choose that? (Also, the other kind of WASPS I've met are a total buzzkill, so I imagine if they mutated they would indeed be the Ultimate Buzzkill.)

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Eric Frey · March 25, 2017

Ponies

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Clare K. R. Miller · March 25, 2017

Wasps!

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Liz Dahl · March 25, 2017

Wasps!

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Elou Carroll · March 25, 2017

I'd say that the Wasps have won :P

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Earl Cooley III · March 25, 2017

That's what fan fiction is for. Heh. Oh, and Wasps!

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Claire · March 25, 2017

Wasps. Although I really wish the films were merged, and the ponies had to take on the wasps in a desperate battle for survival.

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Deborah Furchtgott · March 26, 2017

Yes, I'm with you-- I wish they were merged! But Wasps, for sure.

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Monica Byrne · March 25, 2017

WASPS.

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Shawna Jacques · March 25, 2017

WASPS!

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Catherine Freeman · March 25, 2017

Wasps, absolutely.

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Kathleen Jennings · March 25, 2017

WASPS

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weronika mamuna · March 25, 2017

WASPS

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Taylor · March 25, 2017

Ponies.

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Katie Dodd · March 25, 2017

WASPS

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Kiya · March 25, 2017

WASPS.