Ranking Animals I Can Kill With A Baseball Bat - Ep. 81

Just gonna leave this here https://www.facebook.com/share/r/ANFv8xT7D5dAJCJT/

Not how I would’ve done it

at the start i thought you said "tear making", at the end i believe that is the accurate description

i agree with the general sentiment of get a damn schedule guys. feels like im wasting my money for half a damn month on ya this comes from a place of appreciation for the cast and wish you all the best of luck

Day 1 of gauging my asshole until the next podcast

Episode was great. Love the bashing animals theme. I also agree with the forming a schedule thing.

dis guy kinda mad

I DONT CARE IF YALL HAVE TO PUSH THE 1ST POD OF NEXT MONTH AN EXTRA WEEK UP, JUST GET SOME TYPE OF FUCKING SCHEDULE LOCKED IN. I CANT TAKE THESE FUCKING FAMINE ASS PODLESS WEEKS ANYMORE.

I’m dying !! I’m need a podcast nowww

Bro the second podcast of the month usually comes out around the 20th. Chill the fuck out before I get Kanye onto you shekel pinching Israelis.

I'm not even one of you freaks that bitch every time a pod is a day or two late but imma make myself heard this time. YALL GOTTA GET YOUR SHiT TOGETHER! WE'RE DYING OUT HERE MAN! THE THIRST FOR ENTERTAINMENT IS UNBEARABLE! HAVE MERCY! I BEG YOU, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!

damn bruh we shouldnt even be charged for this month

white boy gave us a tierlist and thought it would suffice

Wheres the next episode? Ill shit in my own floor. I swear to jesus

same

we are hungry

Ok ok quit messin around this pay piggy is hungry give me more slop now

i want another episode with stalltt

good episode boys.

Honestly really dig the episodes that have a focus to them the most, like this one or the episode where you spent the whole time shitting on Steve for that car trip. Keep 'em coming.

Stallt please keep “cutting in” it’s so fucking funny

Please have Charborg on again

Y'all edging me with this next episode. I'm scratching at my veins rn. also old intros 👍

You guys should get Steve Wallis on the podcast. Then go stealth camping together if you get along and don’t traumatize him too much.

Opossums try and get my chickens all the time. It’s kinda fun to throw them as far as you can so they don’t come back. Great podcast

I must not see what Sam sees because I feel like every video has good reception and the only time there was something negative was when a few guys complained about the Cider Boyz videos. Everytime I'm in the comments browsing, all of us cretins are begging for more videos

R.I.P Poob gone but never forgotten

Price of applesauce at walmart

Hey, does anyone know if it's Sam saying "E D G Y edgy edgy" in the Hari song? Can be heard in several videos, but as an example I just heard it again in General Sam video "Hitman's Master Assassin-Guy."

Just ordered a new forehead shirt cuz my old one got wore out from too many Sam cum tributes

Very good very nice guys. But I think a better battle would be a 1v1v1. Silver back and sasquanch and chimp. Never mistaken the size of the ape in the fight. If the chimp can rip a humans arm off in a matter of a couple seconds then he can easily go toe to toe with the silverback and sasquanch.

Stalltt you edits are grate and your voice is soothing. Thank you for doin the time intensive work of watching these more then once and geting the images for these episodes for the context.

Bryan, your ummm thar, I dont remember the topic that had you glowing but im glad out of the 81ep i saw you were more then just a negative nancy lol.

Poob that add read was funny and i used the link, your a vary funny guy and i laugh a lot when you tell your stories and do your bits. Your visual bits were awesome and im a bit sad thay haven't been in a video but i will say your background looks sweet.

Sam you have done well eunff with your influence that you were able to give your friends a job. Its always been a dream of mine to do well enuff to give my buddy's job thay actually want. So from nobody to you your doin grate and thank you.

I appreciate the work and time you put into this Sam, Sam, Brayn, and Stalltt. i dont mind that you often talk about movies. I like movies, and i like hearing other people talk about them. The ranking list was nice, it held my attention and entertained me for the whole time. As far as my 5$ goes use it how you want i get more hours of entertainment then 5 so dont worry about it.

You guys should do more episodes with a schick like this. Really adds some new material. As much as I like hearing the same stories and hearing movie talk, this added a little something extra. Keep up the good work!

Best one yet, shit had me fucking dying. I feel like it works best when you all have something to collectively talk about.

Yeah this was good fun. Also, Sam, stop getting distracted by the loud minority of whiners (on Patreon or otherwise). I appreciate your bonus content and it shows when you put effort in.

This has been one of the funnier podcast episodes I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Poob and Sam obviously have good camaraderie while Bryan’s playing chess around the two by saying as little as possible while getting paid in full lmao. As for Stalltt, never change bro your one liner comebacks are the light of the entire podcast. Keep it up, proud of all you fellas.

Okay, I'm ready for more now

The sexual tension between Sam and poob is insane

Sam was looking sharp this episode.

Opossum bit the head off one of my chickens.

As someone who just came from the youtube channel. Without video and being distracted by Poobs wacky shit and Sams fucked up lighting I can actually pay attention to what your talking about.... what the fuck.

Old intros are the best intros

Y’all sleeping on the 1,200lb tuna flying at 43mph decimating everything with a body slam aside from probs hippo, rhino and grizzly.

very nice message

This episode was one step away from "who would win in a bat fight? A dysentery laden Indian kid or a famine ridden African kid?".

Hey fellas, good shit. I don't think having tier lists is the pinnacle of "we ran outta shit to talk about" and is more or less just putting in more effort. To offer a little constructive criticism; googiling the answers to who would win X vs X is kinda goofy. It's more entertaining to hear your uninformed and frankly retarded opinions on why sasquatch would kick the shit out of a grizzly bear than 'well google says he is eight feet tall and some guy on a forum...' Great episode though looking forward to more shit like this

I try my hardest watch 8 crazy nights every year for the season! It still holds up! ( Nostalgia probably does help a bit 😅)

old intros are nice for instant laughs to start the show and set the pace

I loved the old intros. Also miss Bryan going goblin mode on poob.

old intros boo

Also sam is right baboons are insane I've read articles that they've learned to steal groceries from women

Amazing content as always

Rhinos are absolutely not docile

If you do a cryptids list you have to include huge hands

Damn Sam must be like, idk 120 or something he’s not fat anymore😩 Also idk what the weenies talking about I enjoyed this episode, I do like it when you guys talk about either specific things, or you have a general idea of what you wanna talk about, I want to hear the Cryptids one next Also, monkeys can take big ass hits, smaller bones smaller creatures but they’re muuuch denser, Their skulls are so thick, Poobs retarded friend would be able to punch and kick that thing as many times as he wanted guarantee he’s not knocking it out, also, a black bear would fuck up all of you, Black Bears are pussies cuz they runaway a lot, but they would still fuck you all up And I’m tired of Bryan’s retarded Pitbull takes, they don’t just snap that’s not what animals do, though I 100% agree that they’re dangerous as fuck if you’re stupid and or not a good dog owner, kind of like a German Shepherd you shouldn’t just go up to a German Shepherd, and start fucking with it. That thing will bite the shit out of you.

Good shit bois. Sam, you've lost so much weight

Hair looking good this episode Sam, more Pip cam Poob(I bet you could make some good costumes for him for some of the occations/guests), and Bryan should stream a few hours a month. People would love to watch.

Great job guys 👍

welcome back to shovel dog! today we'll be trying a bat instead

Gonna say the old intros slapped

I love the intros

Definitely enjoy the episodes where you guys riff off each other cuz that's a talent you guys have whereas this feels more forced and scripted because you have to stay on topic Sam 2 mentioned upping production value but didn't feel like that 😔 This one's next to San Diego Boys for worst It is worth mentioning it sounded like you guys had fun

this episode would be in monster mash in 2nd behind "Steve's Symbiote Car Ride" and the Hiking Podcast would be in 3rd

Sam is sooooo skinny omg

This was possibly the worst forehead fables episode that has come out since poob joined. Actually nevermind it definitely is.

Is anybody else just not getting patreon notifications anymore

Uploads like this help Mondays suck a little less

thanks for the upload fellas, made my birthday

Take a hit whenever they say “Staltt cut that”

Clearly, you guys have never heard of mma logic LMAO guy a could beat Guy b and Guy b could beat Guy c, but Guy c could beat Guy a

Donkey would seduce you before you could get even close to killing him

Too much space between "toss up" and "brain it", too little between "brain it" and "monster mash". Synopsis: day ruined.

i could beat all three of these guys if im armed with a bat

HugeHand would fucking destroy everything on this list

There is no way sam is beating a fucking black bear I watched one get absolutely smoked by a Pontiac Grand Prix, totaled the car and it got up and limped away. There is absolutely no way.

Sam, youve been looking great lately. Like you'e lost weight.

Poob… I just want you to know… you have a sense of humor I’ve never seen before, as a man whom listens to stand up on pandora regularly your way about yourself humor wise is something I’ve never seen before, dedication to bits so odd and thumb to nose raspberries honestly I love it 😂; and General Sam, the way you go about yourself as well, seeing your character go out of its way to steal five gold in the air, wack videos as if you never take anything seriously and overall a man whom doesn’t care for cancel culture and says things as they are, making jokes ever so similar to Poob but in a different manner; honest to science my favorite YouTuber. The Samon Boys Sam and Sam, when you lot are together I never not enjoy myself. And then Bryan comes about and mucks it all up riding Sam and Sam’s wave of dapperness jerking off to eel incest porn on his vr headset with a 6000$ sex doll giving him head; but seriously Sam and Sam you lot are the best 😂

Well well well... What do we have here? I wasn't gonna check patreon until at least the 20th for the first episode this month. What a pleasant and welcomed surprise. And you kept the episode classy.

Jesus Christ, I was wondering if these got recorded out of order when they couldn’t remember Stalt’s favorite movie; great job Stalt on the flashback. I’m sure if Bryan had been there he would hve remembered.

wtf, this is not the usual schedule, this should have come out 20 days from now, are you guys alright ? Is staltt putting a gun to your head?

Yall are really pumping them out, don't tire yourselves out

Stallt, I know it's probably annoying, but the intros are fuckin bangin. I truly feel that NOW I've gotten my money's worth.

thanks guys! -70 bucks

My girlfriend had her pet duck get it's head ripped off by a possum lmao

Intros slapped

Hell yeah intros are back

Thank god the old intros are back I love those

Sam i watched one of your old videos again and i must say you lost weight.

Nice tits, fat ass

Brian wants us to complement his tits

Thanks for putting the intro back in. I love the montage of insanity!

this the kinda shit joe rogan talks about

I dont care if you're 7'2" and built like Andre the Giant, that chimp is gonna rip that bat out your hands and fuck you with it just to hear the sound it makes.

You want compliments? Brian isn't nice like most Canadians, Poob has a great stache, and Sam you make me feel better about my own hairline. Also you seem like a pretty good dad too. 👨

Who do y’all think would give the best head? I think Brian would be the most generous and enthusiastic giver.

No, just people

Love the intro slapped together keep them😶🔫

Yay

i love the intro sequences, please bring them back!

I forgot about the old intros, but they are funny so

The cock tease I just felt seeing a Patreon notification and thinking it's Die of Laughter just gave me testicular tortion

Eggcellent

Yay right before the gym!