The Hottest Sultriest Sexiest Cryptid Tier List - Ep. 82
you guys asked for it you BEGGED for it.
so here it is: The Official List of Cryptids Ordered by Whether or Not They Can Consent To Sex
Video Version: https://youtu.be/Ef268uOHFeo
Comments (82)
Damn rip bizzle❤️
I’m late but stalt you need to wrangle I’m this mfks. I know it’s only five bucks but cmon talking and referencing internet pictures for like an hour
I would liek more pls :) it is very gud
As a moxie drinking Mainer, I was not expecting sam to give a shout out to the drink most people say tastes like medicine.
Bruh where's the episode you sickle nosed rosy cheeked bespectacled fuck
Only got 2 episodes this month, thats OK I guess we'll get 4 next month...good to know.😏😘
Boy were you wrong about this.
this ep kinda gay on god fr fr
cap
Can we get a mustache grooming vid from Poob plz I’d pay good money for that shit
Poob, Lasik makes your eyes 4 times more dry
super penis cum
Tick tock tick tock
Bigfoot is hot af
why these comments a bunch of whiny fuckheads shut up
Seriously
Fresno isn’t hicks it’s tweakers
That was pretty low energy...
Merry Christmas, people.
Oh so a family man with 2 kids can't provide a podcast a day before Christmas?
Yeah that’s insane lol
Just saw the baseball bat episode. I own chickens in coastal Mississippi so pretty close to Tallahassee. Opossums are 100% the biggest threat even with roosters. Raccoons also suck. My fucking inbred dachshund eats them for fun. Chickens are so beta I'm surprised grasshoppers don't kill them. Fuck chickens
just got to the end and found the moxie shoutout, lets fucking go that shit is the blood of the gods, literal fucking ichor and anyone who says otherwise is braindead.
This is the Christmas equivalent of taking a shit under my tree.
Wow I sure do love tier lists! So glad I subscribed to the TierZoo podcast patreon!
Don’t enjoy these tier list episodes :(
Are we done with the tier lists yet?
Dear Jebus Chriminer please don't let them do another tier list episode for Chrimbas 🙏
I like the concept of AI prompts for episodes but the tier lists are so overdone and boring, can we get a classic hour and a half of rambling nonsense like usual papa Rabbi?
Didn’t ask
put me on the tier list.
Enjoying the tier list ,people will complain no matter what you give them. We should feel blessed damn it !
If you're stupid enough to listen to 2 tier list podcasts back-to-back and genuinely find them amusing, then lucky you, but don't make it a problem for the rest of us non-retards
I’ve honestly been enjoying these quite a bit. In the fact that you guys have specific things to talk about I actually enjoy, keep doing you
Hey Sam, can you do an episode where you have a really extreme fisheye lense? Anyways yeah I tip for these podcasts (FOF and DOL) because they're funny and I think yall are fun, I dont know why these retards shit on yall so hard then pay for patreon. Kisses kisses
Another fun episode. Would probably do something other than a tier list next go around so it doesn't grow stale, but themes/focuses for each episode are doing wonders.
Bryan is so legitimately creepy. Check that dudes hard drive, save some children.
You’re just not good at seeing jokes, or situational comedy
Dogshit ep
4 hour podcast when?
Never mind it’s okay
Pls stop teir list This shit sucks
Ok that’s enough tier lists
Dear Christ please talk about shrek more
poobs anti religious remarks are so cringe
its just his opinion, man
jumping up and down full of joy and whimsy
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE AUDIO LISTNERS
Missed the potential to say “swoon over some cryptid poon” in the intro. Disappointed.
so ehh.. i enjoy your shit as always BUT these tier lists are really going for the low hanging fruit eh? i dont agree with making them patreon only xD it really is the biggest FU of all time hehe
Didn’t ask
We all wanted a Christmas special.
I have returned.
Poob please don't tell me you are using that comically large bottle of biotrue contact solution as eye drops
You guys did this. You guys encouraged the tier list format. Now this is what we get, this is what we pay for. Congrats.
right !?
YES
You know what would be a good future podcast? Inviting your patrons over your house. Where you sleep and eat. Invite me in your house sam...
Worst chrismas ever
"These people vote by the way" said the people who are currently rating cryptids fuckability.
I once thought Poob wanting to Rape a Zombie was the lowest he could get. Great Podcast, Please set a schedule with the boys for podcast recording.
Yet another episode about fucking animals... What's wrong with y'all?🤦♂️ Real talk, between this shit and the repetition of stories from literally the episode before (sometimes multiple episodes in a row!), it's getting real hard to justify paying money for this podcast...
Shut up
Shadow people sound like sleep paralysis, schizophrenia, and dumb people running from their own shadows all combined to try to make sense of it all.
I've waited all my life for this
peener
Yikes
Holy shit 2 in one day I guess I came (in my pants) early
Holy shit 2 in one day? Christmas came early! Just want to say to Sam, Poob, Brian, Bizzle and stalltt, you guys are fucking awesome. Thank you all for making these videos and creating great content. It's always something different and just as whacky as the last one. You have helped me through some tough times in the past couple years and I can't thank you all enough. Keep up the great work guys.
Damn third
Six minutes in, good work Stalt, keep it up
This was a nice surprise after finals
What
Get Ludwig on, or yo on The Yard. I'm curious how entertaining that would be
fucked up making me have to choose which podcast i listen to first now
I literally just started gauging my asshole you fuckers, fuck it, day 1 of gauging my asshole until the NEXT podcast
This is the shit that woke me up at 3:45am
Bruh give a fucking schedule or something y’all make to much money from us peasants to fuck us like this
Wow posting on the podcast and dnd patron at the same time? stalltt did Sam threaten your family?
Yes now I can laugh at work while cleaning room 🤣🤣👍🏻😝✊🏼
You have all damned the world once again, well done.
Yall definitely timed that upload with each other
