Honeydew Heresy - PATRON EP. 42

Fully convinced that poobs mom hates him.

I think Bryan kind of doxxed himself in this one

This intro killed me🤣 stalt ur a legend

I don't know if I'm salt of the earth, but I do work in the weed industry in Oregon. That's like salt of the earth right?

What a horrible way to end an episode

Loved this one

samuel i am from Arkansas

Yo I just thought about it after Sam mentioned fungle what happened to the fungle podcast episode from awhile back?

Okay im ready for more now

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Just, make a viewers life! a dream come true! and gift them $10,000-usd tax free and legal. And have it come out of the patreon money pool.

Fuuuuuuuck; Bryan’s back, I was honestly happy when they talked about him leaving, he’s the least interesting character on the podcast and my favorites are the ones where Sam and poob or Sam and Sam the samon boys can just joke about without incel Bryan being the shite talking rat he is he honestly drags down this podcast in my opinion

I’m in the discord but I don’t really use it. Is it really that bad?

I'm a Veterinary Technician from Wisconsin

im a failure from denmark

I work HVAC in Southern Indiana and I kinda do spelunking on the reg… like in crawl spaces.

Im an Australian dude that works at an abattoir [a factory that processes meat] i work at a beef one and im 19 so you should totally interview me

Audio people fina like dis one

Adventure time is such a good show gets pretty sad at the end

I'm just a dude, playing a dude, dressed up as another dude.

I’m an average Tallahassee man

I'm always Late 💵💵💵💵💵💵

Im a construction worker from Arkansas

You guys are fucking stupid. Idk how in any world you think Cantaloupe is better than honeydew. Cantaloupe is exactly what you guys called Honeydew, its the shitty dumpster fruit that everyone throws away. Theres no chance. Bad episode.

I live in Indiana as a firefighter equipment guy. Poob puts us to shame the damn libral

I live in Arkansas as a termite inspector

I’m an ex Mormon from utah you can interview me

Im fine with you guys using Patreon money to travel as long as Poob gets m*lested in a foreign country

Banger episode

Stallt sounds like Sam when he was really sick that one time

I can tell you about having a shift lead addicted to coke

I worked at Walmart for 2 years and have tons of stupid funny stories. My personal favorite was when I got threatened by a russian guy over not having a PS4. I now work as a software engineer and would love to rub it in poobs face that i have a boring 9-5

bro you freaked me out for a second lmao dude you have a discord?

fuck Arkansas i hail from the lands of Nebraska

Cool cum

you make them fucking sticker sheets yet? 20$ a sheet, id pay that. like i said give them utility, light switch surround, chapstick wrap, debit card, pipe/vape goblin gas wrap... get on it

Hellish spartan course podcast

River Cruise or African Safari l

Havent heard the podcast yet, but i swear to god if anyone talks shit about honeydew in this im gonna lose it, cause it is easily the best melon IF NOT the best fruit. I dont want to hear it. Only thing that comes close is kiwi.

I’m in normal kansas does that count

Airport woes 😮‍💨 thanks y’all

I'll come on I'm from Arkansas

Hey incase Sam looks through these he can find those white wigs in UK shops, the British legal system still requires them and they have ranks according to position. He can likely get one imported.

If you think Arkansas is bad I live in kansas. Thats one whole less "ar"!

No coal where I live so I mine copper... in Utah, with angels flyin' around n' shit.

How about someone from Missouri who makes chick slurry

I work in a coal mine 150 hours a week and the only thing that keeps me sane is my sweet prince poob

I'm a welder here in Idaho, I can explain the insanity of the canned hams with faces on them and much more (I can also give food plant stories with horrors beyond human comprehension)

Haha good one Sam! Imagine living in Arkansas!!! Haha as if!!

You do you boo boo I'm just here for the ride

Yo fuck Arkansas. That place doesn't exist.

To think some don't have to imagine... FREAKS HEATHENS HERETICS

Fuck goddamn stalltt REEEEEEEEE

goddamnit stalltt i can't believe you fucked the link up like that very unprofessional. im mad.

Former flooring installer reporting for duty

i am finally back on the patreon i missed this shit fr

link

Holy wow

Sure do hope this is the Bryan and Poob episode

I work on rich peoples campers and steal the batteries out of the remotes, but only one battery for each remote

they’ve reached new heights of fuckup

Wrong YT link Staltt, good job otherwise!

My dad's an electrician in Texas. He can tell some SHOCKING stories

Very nice

Caption got me thinking Sam’s been influenced into wanting a coal miner based off of Poob’s violent coal miner grandfather

Plumber here if you’re interested

Hey stalltt cut this link

Wrong link, bozo

I've been pranked :(

You guys should interview that guy from Morocco who bathed with his dad

Guys can't do anything right

Bad part of Arkansas is still better than the nicest part of Ohio

Wrong link fuckers

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A LINK!?

Wrong link you dingleberries

Holy shit they even fuck up the links

thanks for the awesome new link staltt

Get a texas fan on the pod to so they can do to yall what yall did to stalltt

erm… what the freak

It is the wrong video link

i think thats the wrong link little guy

The video link is to the last episode…

Gib new link

Did you guys finally get Haley Joel Osment to come on?

Wrong yt link staltt

I couldn't imagine anyone from.... Gary, Indiana

Interview me, im a glassblower lmao

I think that's the wrong vid link

Yeah man Arkansas is gay

hopefully this isn’t another autistic drunk / high podcasr