Welcome to the Dollar Dojo

Any progress on them episodes?

I guess I’m the real fool here for paying $10

Get your hands out of your pants and post the damn episode this is gay

Hurry up!!!

Drop the new ep already! 😩 I’m unemployed and need your sound advice already!

Poob HAS to buy the new supreme gremlin figure when it drops

Who’s the hunk?

Am I autistic?

How do I get a small loan of a million dollars to start a business?

i spend way to much money of cigs beer monsters and a local takeaway joint called super rooster and let me tell you super rooster is actually the best takeaway in australia so i dont want to be scrutinised for buying the things i love

remember when Sam used to give financial advise on his youtubes videos?

No google forms, I will not sign in

I went to do it and then got sad and backed out. Sorry.

i uno reversed you and did a deep dive financial audit for forehead fables instead because 37k a month makes no sense

You better not have that phat phuck on that tells people they should rent instead of owning or I'm unsubscribing from your patreon. Can't stand those slimy j3ws

If you bring fucking Caleb Hammer on the show I will stop paying for this and start selling bug fumigation door to door and scam poob

You should get a sexual therapist like Dontoni recommended,and ask them questions about masterbating.

Yo, why is Sam lookin' so hunky recently? Must've got on some ozempic.

Just woke up after drinking 2 packs of 30 handle of whiskey n a oz where tfs my 2k I’m mad I might shit my pants that’s not a warning it’s a promise

I promise I did not call you guys gay in the voice memo

sam looking good, cant wait for him to tell me to invest in his pump n dump

Caleb Hammer time

On one hand I want to leave a form to have a chance to be on the podcast. On the other hand I‘m financially responsible and completely stable.

I need this

I recorded the audio clip whilst shitting

Submitted my audio while pooping at mcdonalds. Hopefully best financial decision of my life

Keep anonymous. Doc forces you to have your email as part of the submission. I can’t wait to recieve an invoice for the advice.

I put in my stuff

In the worlds biggest beer an achievable financial goal

Please listen to mine I need help with my situation, my name is Holden

I was halfway filling out the form and decided nahhhhh all my money goes to whiskey and diesel for my 18 wheeler

Soy el mero Vergas 😎

Here come the start a podcast jokes

A expect both sams to donate 1k each or US THE PEOPLE will be very disappointed in y’all

West Coast chuds like me getting this at 5 am.

Financial blunders in the next podcast great

Just in time for work

He woke me up for THIS?

I waste to much money on weed beer whiskey I have made a gofundme chat support a fellow master baiter

No thanks

takin a dump while reading this, sweet!