Minecon: The Epstein Island of Conventions.

“If you don’t make it, it’s your own damn vault” that’s a bitch slap of truth right there

5 days left for 2 podcasts... let's see what kind of slop hits the trough at the end of this month fellow patrons of a near half million dollar per year production.

Sams, don't let the fake fans get you down--love hearin about you masturbation habits. Lots of good thought provoking, yet somehow tiktok beainrotted topics in this episode! Have you revisited herbie fully loaded?? With all the repetitive movie discussion the fans are puzzled why you haven't revisited the EBK classics aside tremors?? Much love--stay gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️<-poob

Fuck I can't even complain anymore, that shit is sad guys get this man some new episodes

Just asked my girlfriend how many people are in the world, she said 8 billion, but she said there are 14 million people in America.

We’re right on schedule with 2 episodes in the last week of the month boys!

I just asked my wife about the population of the globe and U.S. She answered 1 trillion on earth and 1 billion in the U.S., I can’t fathom how full she thought the planet was.

They released Oscar Pistorius from prison btw

Poob listen to or read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

All the episodes on spotify are locked. How the hell is a trucker scholar supposed to listen to sam and sam talk about jackin off

Ty gamers

I can’t believe they’re going to have famous New York financier Jeffrey Epstein on the podcast

I’m gonna be honest the shorts are kinda ass, they are good for new viewers who aren’t used to yall content but for the average Sam+Sam enjoyer they don’t fit your style at allll, it the kinda shit I’d see from a goddamn Joe Rogan short

I asked my gf she got the world spot on and didn’t even have a guess for the us pop

A couple things. I’ve been leaving comments on John’s vids for 5 days straight now asking for a guest appearance on the show. Second. Poob the best workout split is the one where you can maximize your lift within your allotted time frame. Make sure you get 1g of protein per pound of goal lean weight. Also ur step dad I think Poob said is just probably on gear. As Sam said the older you get the harder it is to recover. Also ima assume late 20s is how old Poob is. But with your build now, bulk up and since your 5’10 it will be easier to achieve that “filled out” look. And finally why is it every story about Sam’s kids, Olivia is an angel but Madeline side plot is always like poisoning an innocents towns well.

Former right wing tard here. The “he’s for Israel” trope is coined by is truthers know know how our gov actually works these days

Ive had sleep paralysis demons. One was my fan stuck against my dresser on oscilate so it was just clicking and I thought it was a big white chicken demon

Stalt please start numbering the episodes again this podcast has started to become a nightmare to follow on a timeline 🙏

I paid 5 dollars for this shit ?

I'm 2 hours in and minecon hasn't been mentioned yet

The secret to shorts is controversy, post shorts of you saying something people will obviously disagree with that shit will blow up so fast

My mom said there were 7 trillion people in the world to me once 😭

heist video

Asked my girlfriend. 7 billion world pop, 3 billion US pop. Poob has discovered something incredible.

Awesome we’re getting Caleb Hammer

indiana doesnt know the existence of the census

i think whatever newcomers from the shorts are gonna have a big disappointment

yeah the editing on the short genuinely pissed me off

Goated title

Poob is my hero.

These financial gurus will make the monthly tithes worth it I'm positive. Save me and my shitty stock portfolio Sams 😇

where are the episode numbers.........

as a libtard i think you guys should try to get nick fuentes on i’ve been seeing some really funny clips of his recently

Think poob should have a regular segment where he does an essay and review of movies he’s watching

Epstein in Minecraft friend of the show

Driving a 5 hour trip for work, had to pause the pod and call my gf to ask the population question. I wish I was making this up but her response was "Whats the number larger than a trillion? There's probably 1 quadrillion people on earth. In the US then its probably 500 billion." Thanks for the fun test Poob.

Bout time you posted. Been running out of shitty content to watch

Honestly not a fan of the short edits, comments on them seem to agree

The shorts are noticeably well edited

Might be the best thumbnail of all time guys. Rock on

Just went back and watched one of those shorts and imma keep it a buck they look like fucking shit absolute doo doo

Apology is the admission of guilt and negation of aura. Don't do it.

Hey Fellas, my best friend killed himself 2 weeks ago and it's been real rough time for me. I really considered him my brother so it genuinely feels like a piece of me is gone now. I found out the same day you guys posted the last episode, so it definitely helped with keeping me distracted, as will this episode. I appreciate all the laughs over the years, and I tried my best to get him to listen and watch your content over the years cause I'm sure he would have loved it. Thank you Sam, Poob, and Stalt, I hope for several more years of laughter

Also yeah those shorts are fire. Stallt about to get his ass fired if he dosent step up

It’s okay Stalltt I’ve also been held to gunpoint when poob violently touched me

Looks like you forgot to add the number again, go ahead and do that so we know which episodes we paid for get removed

Can’t wait til hear the Odyssey review

New intro tune is hard

Perfect, now I have something to listen to at work, thanks Sam and Sam.🧌

Si, viva Mexico

Huzzah!

Just in time for my cross country road trip, thanks boys!

Aww shit love that you put these out on a Friday morning to ease the workday right before the weekend.

That one guy thats been doing diarrhea hexes on poob gas inspired me to hire someone to do diarrhea voodoo on him too

yes fuck yeah i cant wait oh man im itching for it

I was just looking for you. Let the boys entertain my ear holes like jesters in a court

Glad my $5 has reached you both well

You guys are fucking awesome this is so amazing. I was just listening to an old shit episode

Gonna be a busy 2nd half of the month fellas

Let's go on the drive to work