Rescuing Our Patrons From Generational Poverty

There’s a lot of evidence that Caleb hammer is gay and a pedophile

Don’t really understand the hate for this episode, thought it was pretty funny. Also I prefer this so much compared to the dating profile one because I can enjoy it with audio only. For the love of god, please also upload the video directly to Patreon, otherwise I loose all progress when switching between audio via patron and video on YouTube

Get Kyle Hill on your show PLEASE

I thought this one was great

this ones not so good

General Sam if you see this please don’t listen to a singe comment left by these brain dead commenters below. They obviously aren’t real fans of the podcast and they clearly are mad about their own life and goals and looking to project to somebody. The pod cast keeps getting better with time and more and more funny. Excellent work and wish there was an $50 a month option because I’d say it’s worth every penny.

1:55:20: this guy is goated

So I work for a financial advising company and let me tell you. Poob is spot on with his lingo literally every promo video is “10x 100x” its shameful

Rave damsey didn't mention beans and rice enoguh

This was ass, dudes. Maybe don't hinge an entire episode on hoping your audience has watched enough self-help grifter content to recognize the costumes, it's not even a very good joke if you do know who these internet nobodies are.

Next one is looking like it’s gonna be a buzzer beater

Not the best episode, but not the worst honestly I don't get what everyone's complaining about.

Jeeesus christ the comments on this episode are brutal. I thought the episode was funny, Poob’s Dave Ramsey impression was funny. I liked the parts where he said “you know how insane this is right?” Got a chuckle out of me every time. Unsure why the reception on this one is so bad, I mean y’all’s schedule does blow chunks but when has it not, y’know? Just thought I’d chime in a positive opinion since everyone here seems to have really hated it, I thought it was good. A 7.5/10 of the usual 7/10 episodes 👍

Episode idea - hop on call and big Sam sees how long he can get away with leaving Poob rambling on his own

Fuck, you guys don't remember that the Sam's are human, you don't have to get so fucking personal with your comments chill out

Guys I'm tired of patron engagement we're way less funny than you that's why we pay to listen to you

So it’s the 31st we getting are third episode or fucking what??

Great episode guys, managed to finally convince me to cancel my subscription

Well I liked it lol

Lots of queens in your audience, judging from these Patreon comments. These guys clearly aren’t truck drivers. Love you Sam & Poop 🖤

Next you guys should give us car advice lol.

damn the people are not happy, yeah having to wait instead of them being spaced out evenly is pretty gay but you would think they just said a list of every slur for two hours. Yo I thought it was funny duuu.

Jfc just add the episode numbers and ensure the video link is added to the description of all feeds.

Taking my $5 and going to a rn podcast.

As someone that works at a sex shop, the Max 2 is genuinely ass compared to some other products out there.

The patreon schedule is actually ridiculous wait till the end of the month to release episodes on the last day of the month im just gonna watch them off of that guy that reuploads ur patreon im done with paying 5 bucks for garbage content

Walmart had 75” for $398 today and 60” for $298

Watched the pod from day1 and ever since Brian left I’m actually glad it’s not so much ‘would you fuck your mom while your dad watches and fucks the dog poob’ but there is a certain energy thats been completely lost. Poob needs to pound a ripit and a fourloko before every episode or whatever.

They didn't even show the family guy clip </3

ty gamers

Dammit that old man can wait! Tell me now, How many $5 a month is he paying you? I hope yor fajitas uhweren't sizzln and them steaks dry alike thee Sahara.

This episode rocked don’t listen to all these crybabies in the comments 👍

Holy fuck I rather smash my nuts with a hammer for 2 hours straight than listen to this garbage

Oh, this is stinky

This is the first episode I have truly hated listening to

This schedule is inexcusable and this episode is fucking terrible bruh im cancellin

Everyone whining in the comments doesn’t have their funger to the pulse of comedy. Excellent episode I’d put it in the top 5 easy. Poob was on his A game with Rave Damsey

Given the opportunity you should probably consider suicide

Ive been a fan sense the beginning. The biggining of the channel with mr chairdolf, the beginning of the podcast with the true crime stuff. I have to tell you guys from the bottom of my heart that I am sad. The Wendy's muckbang was the start of the golden era, and Bryan was awesome. The guests are also usually awesome. But the scheduling, the topics, the overall tone. It's like you ask for patron submissions but then you're just like tounge in cheek submissive of them? Like I genuinely dont understand the format youre trying to go for. Breaking my heart man

This was so ass lmao, I like listening to yall ramble and talk about nothing but I realize ur patron isn’t even worth a wet fart. Get ur shit together I’m blown away with how lazy a pair can be when it comes to the easiest task ever, ur job is to sit and talk for an hour or two, and somehow you manage to fuck it up. All wile somehow getting less guests as you grow and also as u make more money the quality of the episodes gets worse. My bad if this seems harsh but yall need to lock the fuck in. Your upload schedule is so ass even though you both sit at home all day every day filling ur chair up with ur bubble gut gas

I’ve listened to every single episode and for the first time I’m not gonna listen to the whole one. I even pulled onto the side of the interstate just to turn this off.

Sorry guys, I watched every single one of your episodes more than once but this one I couldn't watch until the end.

I can't believe I pay you fuckers money for this dogshit

This episode is dumb as hell but it did give me laughs so task failed successfully

The thing I like about the podcast is it’s like listening to your guys convos and jokes it fit my sense of humor to a T but the quality of the episodes has no doubt declined, yall need to put in some more work considering it’s POOBS bread and butter and I’m sure a good Chunk of Sam’s income. Yall know people who know people so do some more networking and get some new and better guest. LASTLY WHERE IS THE COAL MINER REPRESENTATION AT HUH BOY?

You guys almost did mine. My heart jumped when Sam said Addison, then you guys did stupid fricken CJ at the end. fuckyouuuuuu (just kidding I love you)

I just realized i could save $5/month by cancelling this bullshit patreon

Holy fuck am I poor I didn’t know people actually make more than 50k a year

“Why are you even writing in?” Idk maybe he thought you’d have some real fucking guests

yeah this shits terrible. i’m canceling lmao. horrible schedule i forget im even subscribed to this patreon sometimes. zero effort. your youtube vids are cool but im not supporting poorly put together content directly.

Well done Poob. The attention to mannerisms and everything on point. Sam good job subtly shitting on Israel and Regan doing Dave’s pastors work. Edit GOOD FUCKING JOB STALTT ON THAT EDIT about 20seconds later from Sam’s comment

This episode really put into context how poor I am

definitely a rough one boys

I just want you guys to know as an Australian I used to pay $8 and now because you put the price up I’m paying over $12 a month for your measly 3 podcasts a month so hearing you guys say this is a good deal is crazy to me

I want poop to buy a VW beetle

Another day another patron exclusive of my deepest darkest regrets not being cast upon the internet. The revolver will stay in the closet for now…

Hi Sams, Ive been a YT viewer since 2015 and a podcast listener since Ep 1. Listened to every episode, many several times. Patreon subscriber since 2024. I want to break down for you why I will be cancelling my subscription after this episode, and I decided to write it like a termination notice at an actual job: 1. Episode quality. Fewer guests, more repeated stories, little to no prep. The most we get of pre-prep is a half baked idea to open Cameo and point and laugh like a retard, or use your own viewers to instead make content for you. Episodes rarely end gracefully, instead cut short by a simple "gotta go, dinner is ready", like you two can't find any other time in your unemployed schedules to record than 2 hours before dinner bell. 2. Upload freuency. Need I say more? Episodes are crammed in at the end of the month, resulting in 20 days without an episode frequently and low quality episodes posted at the end to make quota. 3. Lack of care. You addressed these problems, and more, earlier this year, so you clearly know about them. However, you seem to spend more time thinking about how to minimize effort for your easy, huge, monthly Patreon check with no overhead, compared to actually making the money we pay you worth it. You changed for a couple months, throwing us some extra content and attempts to be more interesting, only to fall back to this garbage. Anyway, feel free to call me names for writing all this. I will be taking my own financial advice and putting my $5 elsewhere. I would expect others to be doing the same soon. Best of luck to you in all of your future endeavors! P.S. Still like your vids and streams anyway

Missed opportunity to have farming simulator looped below the entire episode.

Sam wants the juicy stuff and stir up peoples dirt. Sam can you help me with my alcoholic wife and make her stop spending every dime on alcohol secretly? I mean my friend and his wife and daughter.

Great episode! The laughs I had should be enough to pay my bills

An Audio listener will never get a leg up in this visual world

God this sucks ass. Tongue in cheek for entire episodes gets really, really old.

Good bit off the bat, okay... okay.

Gonna throw my hat in the ring and say the costume bits are some of my favorites in a while

I like how I the Ethan became every submission in this episode

Poob use our money and buy a fucking car

the rich get richer and the poor stay where they belong. great job guys

i’ve tried watching that caleb guy before and he just seemed very mean spirited lmao. never watched him again after that

Perfect timing

At what point do they just upload all 3 episodes on the last day of every month

Not gonna lie Sam the intro green screen game was a bit weak given the time of the month, but like whatever.

Plz bring Wendigooner back

Let's see if I regret backing out from sadness with the form.

How is poob Gary Indiana has been without power for like 2 weeks crazy tbh

Wow, did not expect the guests to look so… striking. The guy under poob visually startled me

No financial advice on mine? Guess I’ll just be poor forever then.

I don’t know why I expected a real guest

*Pauses primary income of my 9-5*

Blown away in the first minute tbh good shit

You couldn't have done it better with the REAL guests

“Patron engagement” has become code for “we will release the next episode in the last 5 days of the month”

Thanks!

Next

Took long enough

This is awesome, I hope poopy didn’t die in that flood.

WOOHOO!!!

this episode fucking sucks

Finally