Just Drop 'em at the Fire Station - PATRON EP. 81

Did a speak pipe for the heist ep it was so cringe it keeps me up at night

Slowly catching up on podcasts. I did not expect G-Sam to be a fan of Underoath

Sooo canonically, Sam has a 14 inch in circumference hog bc the kiddos came out easy.

factory worker here🙋‍♂️fuck you

What was the original ep where “Red Baron” had a speakpipe? That shit was the funniest entry I’ve ever heard

Bring snake guy back

Today is a good day for a new episode... right guys?

WHERE IS IT. You fatties

I’m gonna get lethal

The ghouls are gnawing on my bones man, I re-upped because of the poobtervention video. That spider man video is fire though so still much love

Upload stuff you lazy fucks

Hope everyone's having a blessed Sunday, I'm just tuning in to let you all know we prayed for you today in service. Told the pastor I had a couple of friends who 'd been struggling to keep up with work and by God if this man didn't put his hands on my shoulders and instill the holiest of hopes in me for the two Sams wellbeing and this great podcast.

Im sorry for the delay on the episode guys, im currently working on the podcast with the boys. In the next episode we will be learning what the Sams top 4 movies are and the impact of cinema throughout their career leading to the creation of The Heist Movie. An extra side segment on how Filming technique in the streaming age is affecting the industry. An exciting deep-dive into literacy and physical media being important in this digital hellscape. We will be talking about Red Rising, Dune, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and Neuromancer. It will be released tomorrow!

they probably already made a MILLION dollars, they never have to work again.

Guys I’m not mad, I’m disappointed

Unsubbed

If the next episode isn't a hiking trip, u guys are fucked. A bunch of people(me included) might actually just stop giving to the patreon. Don't want that for you guys at all, but you can't ask people to pay you 5 dollars a month for almost no reason.

Guys be patient! They are busy getting stoned and re-watching all of the old episodes so they can, with 100% confidence, not have a single original thought, bit, or story for this new one!! It is hard work!!

Man, you guys suck.

Idea, we start our own podcasts and make Poob and Sam pay 10x more for 3x less the content. factor in a shared revenue stream between each of our companion podcasts, we would be looking at millions maybe even billions in profit. Using these funds we could help improve the American Trucker's lifestyle 10fold by improving the crash survivability of 18 wheelers by putting roll cages and plus sized brush gaurds on the cabins of our trucks. That way they could drive through anything, even residential buildings and probably come out unscathed. just some food for thought.

Honestly fuck this podcast and make more videos pimps. One video every 3 weeks for a guy who built his brand on them is embarrassing. You have a stay at home wife that takes care of your kids and cooks all your meals lmao

I mean this is just legitimately bad business.

Guys I think I'm slipping towards no longer generally satisfied

Yo guys where’s are freakin sheet

You know if you guys would actually just put episodes out somewhat regularly you wouldn’t have to smash 3 episodes in the last 2 weeks of every month.

If you don’t release another episode soon im gonna smash my 18 wheeler into one of those dang magnets yall talk about.

Hey I love the pod. Been listening since before Poob had his guest appearance. However it would be super cool if you guys could just do 1 hiking video per year. Its really not much to ask. Abby basically is a single mother and Poob can just rent a car so there's nothing stopping you guys. Thats all. Love you boys

Guess I’ll go rewatch Die Of Laughter again

Episode 2 of asking for DJ peach cobbler on the slopcast

My brother is getting his PHD in neuroscience, yall could have him on lol

Today would be a good day for an episode... Just saying...

Petition to get JacobFuckingJones on the podcast

This wait between episodes is really bringing me from an "I love you" to a "You should probably die". Maybe a solo poob endeavor could restore my faith in the forehead.

Adderall will make you skinny and smart😛 and normal too

If y'all would like some fantastic rap, Billy Wood and the colab Armand Hammer, are so good... Excellent topics, word play, and vocabulary

I enjoyed reptile guy, would have him on again

Adding sound effects could be a huge step especially if Poob has control over it 😂

You guys need to get me on your pod cast, I’ll speak for all the auto heads/mechanics.

visiting Florida from idaho rn and im honestly baffled you live in this shithole

Why don’t you review the snake guys episode with him and just shit on him the whole time

Sam if you want to make an abiotic factor pt. 2, just recreate your progress meticulously, and then resume where you left off. Never mention this to anyone and keep it a secret. Trust me I'm future you.

8/10 good episode. Yea i want more snake penis stuff

Boys I am unemployed now, I need an episode daily now. How am I supposed to know how to behave in society? On another note, the Dark Lord has risen in the Southlands. Miller will prepare and gather Forces of good to fight this evil.

Holy shit they finally listened to my speakpipe

BRING BACK THE SNAKE MAN

Yall should get smallbrainedamerican on

I bet Sam isn't going to Mexico at this moment 🤣

Am a neuroscientist specializing in cannabis and the endocannabinoid system. HMU if you wanna talk

Actually did total a car listening to the podcast, didn't die tho

Bring back the snake guy!

Here’s a patron concept. Add $1 tiers for each of you that includes every video ever made regardless of its performance on your channels/stream. Essentially charge people $1 to answer the question “what happened to that video?”

SNAKE GUY! SNAKE GUY! SNAKE GUY!

You jackass my commute is over and hour. Pussy.

Coheed mentioned! Year of the black rainbow is an album that took me a few listens but it rocks for sure.

Get that Kenworth w900!

Get snake guy back

J dilla - donuts Is also an amazing instrumental album

I really loved the episode review episode

Ngl G. Sam, if you enjoy listening to "cohesive" albums, give a listen to catch 33 by meshuggah, especially if you're okay with heavy metal. It's straight up a spiritual experience

You guys should try to get John Kiriakou on the podcast that would be fun

Definitely have snake guy back on! He was a great guest.

Release the Bryan files Mr. Poob

Hey guys awesome show! I especially like the part where right in the middle you started explaining family guy funny moments for 20 minutes. Keep up the great work!

Fuck you Poob, Irish goodbyes should be the only goodbyes

Enya has a song in the first LOTR movie poob come on. Much love guys.

Much love for papa poob

Poob do it for the kids

Best episode in a hot minute

Awesome episode

Stallt put the previous 6 patreon eps in the collection bruh

Holy shit does Sam really eat Crunchwrap supremes? Like plural.

Abiotic is peak yall should do more

Please make the Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 video!

hey sam's check out mouse on the keys.

I almost think you 2 are the most retarded people breathing sometimes but then I hear your speakpipe audience and yall sound closer to Socrates every day

Careful Sam, your privilege is showing

idk about no snake fella but i know i got a snake in my pants

Last couple YouTube vids was really good do you plan on making a part 2 to the fallout vid , exanima or kenshi man I’m itching for another Kenshi vid

The back to back factory worker speak pipe has me laughing with tears

BUFORD I SELL MY PEACHES AT THE MID-CITY MARKET IN HSV YOU SHOULD COME BY AND TRY EM

Bring back snake guy

As a firefighter I can confirm we love babies and puppies. We do not like cats cause they are hard to find and grab

sam; listen to the Olympians self titled album (2016). good editing jazz-adjacent music

Glad I’m not the only one too retarded to read Blood Meridian.

Bring the snake man back. AND this one had some good giggles thanks pimps

I hope you guys know i watch the patron intro in full every time

Snake man!

Bring back the snake man

Nah, driver always chooses the music. They're the one that has to focus on the road and pay attention to the map most of the time, the "navigator" just has to put in the destination on Waze and then can zone out, so it's only fair the one doing all the work also gets first pick with music

Hey guys smuckle Fingus here, thank you for the answer always wondered, love you guys have a good one smuckle Fingus out

This episode came out just after I wrecked my car let’s go. no car but now I get to listen to two Sam’s talking about jerking off

That deadlock fella is RIGHT YEEEEE BOY

Poob read the Wheel of Time

BRING THE SNAKE MAN BACK!!!

24 hours in a day and yall always start these an hour before Sam has to go eat dinner

Was not expecting a Bob and tom reference, my mom interned for them in high school or college

You guys treat me better this month, than my ex ever did. Absolute legends

Fuckin just keep winning

Ty gamers

There were no speakpipes from factory workers because we're too busy keeping the world moving so you can half ass a podcast 3 times a month

Dunno when you planned to go to Jalisco, but holy shit what a bad time to riff about the fire and violence

Is the speakepipe just always open? I feel like I’m missing an announcement when they do a random speakpipe

Poob youre an asshole for crushing that old mans dreams

Can we still get another abiotic video? Also forehead sam youre a fuckin idiot for ever deleting a video you made. Make a shitpost channel for throwaway vids if youre that self concious

Abiotic factor was a rare 10/10 for me but I feel like its almost better played solo

Interesting phenomenon where one host seems to detest driving in all forms and the other just doesn’t have a car at this point, have accumulated an audience of truckers. Interesting food for thought

Who would you rather see on the ol' firepole🔥👨‍🚒? Vote below

It's been a while, mayhaps I should ask about my turtleneck and chain again.

It would be cool to have snake guy back

Balls

Good ep, I liked staltt’s editing on this one.

Also why the lack of care for us machinist :< im running a lathe laughing about yall then when a factory worker gets on yall blow past him :< Also love the retelling of inya-booty, sam your loosing your ability to remember just like other sam lmfao Also love all the resold story's, this one was fire!!

This one was awsome speak pipe eps are fun!!

The year of pump it seems next few months are gonna be dry me thinks

Genuinely surprised you guys managed to get all 3 episodes in during the short month

They are really pushing the limits of podcasting by condensing their schedule into one week at the end of the month. True innovation is at hand here that we as puny listeners dont understand

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/25pTjEfTyhPudbhqnTpc6V?si=rjoyZ9UgTRioigSJa4Drzg&pi=tEpZORorSpych I made a playlist with all the albums they mentioned. Link above.

Bounce on it

Have Abby on the podcast or I cancel my patreon membership. I already got this month for $1.75 because I went to cancel and I got a message begging me not to. The ball is in your court, Sam.

Best ep so far

Who's been such an influence on you fellas the past while? Feels like you're uploading with increased efficiency. Or its been the normal interval and I'm just old as hell and my perception of time is clapped.

Very good work boys I love to see my money be put to good use on these marvelous episodes. Maintain the good course gentlemen.

how dare you two pussies besmirch the name of the good factory worker

Hells yeah cant wait to see whats in store

hey thanks guys m, i was wondering if this was even gonna drop but im glad to hear that ur voices

THESE eps so good this year

just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in

Dam 3 episodes in 4 days yall making my night shifts a lot easier

Thanks

this one’s fire!!!

I work in a factory but I didn't wanna be gay about it.

What the helly

Hmm indubitably

Love my boys, thanks for the company. Makes my work day go by quick

I’ll put my pitchfork down for now.

Just in time for my afternoon walk

Hahaha great episode joi when?

I need sex with both of you double team style