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February 17, 2026

Everyone Has a Price - EP. 157

We waited this long because we legitimately had a guest and then he bailed on us like 3 hours before the podcast. We either secure a guest and then they hate being on the show or they bail on us before we're able to record one.

WE CAN'T BE THAT BAD

Video Version: https://youtu.be/lMvLQgL_4-s

Comments (100)

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Budds · February 23, 2026

You boys know that February only has 28 days right? You can’t wait until the 31st this time

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Todd Prescott · February 22, 2026

Next guest after rusty cage should be Sam o nella if possible👀👀👀👀👀

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Sheenie · February 25, 2026

He’d be down to promote that new book of his

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Richard Wagner · February 22, 2026

I predict an episode in the next 24 hours 👁 ⏰️

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Richard Wagner · February 23, 2026

Don't make me look bad here boys...

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FlapjackKongJr · February 22, 2026

Can't wait for Poob to fall for another scam trying to buy a car next episode

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Mayo Man · February 21, 2026

If we don’t get a cameo at the end of every Patreon episode I’m cancelling

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Jimmy Two Times · February 21, 2026

Top tier episode - nice work fellas

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wileyreid · February 20, 2026

Also most people would get a new car/get theirs fixed before buying a house, looking at you Poob. Quit buying trinkets

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SugmaNard · February 21, 2026

Who in the flying fuck would choose a car over a house?! Have you slept in a car

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SugmaNard · February 20, 2026

Idk if im high but like this is the funniest episode in a minute and im like 8 minutes in

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Obtuse_owen · February 20, 2026

Hey Sam and sam2 let me make myself clear. I have a truck and trailer business and if you ever want a real and verified trucker on the pod. We'll just send me a message and we can get something figured out I can even pull my Jake brake on the road for us listeners

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Richard Wagner · February 20, 2026

8 days remain... I still require 2 more episodes of slop... my insatiable hunger & unquenchable thirst for content grows by the minute... I'm afraid of what I might do... what might happen to me & those who I've subscribed to on Patreon... only time will tell...

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garbanzo · February 21, 2026

you know we aren’t getting those episodes man

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NecrosHQ · February 20, 2026

Sam the coffee incident was so bad it fused her thighs with her labia I think it was a little too hot

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wileyreid · February 20, 2026

Let me know if you want to interview a guy with a fuck ton of rats.

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Byslander00 · February 20, 2026

i want ratman episode

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wileyreid · February 19, 2026

Poob's handman is going to shove something in him and it won't be the knife. Poobs getting man handled for sure.

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Sledgehammer · February 19, 2026

Might as well have PayMoneyWubby sing your dog happy birthday or shill the patreon — his cameos cheap!

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TEALxVORTEX · February 19, 2026

General you should do a play through of bonetown the boner bundle

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MEOE · February 19, 2026

You motherfuckers I don't want it anymore...ok I'll take it but I'm terribly offended

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Sotoroski · February 19, 2026

no spoilers but that john cusack cameo was INSANE

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Chase Tyce · February 19, 2026

I have not finished Law School yet but please do not let that man up on your roof poob

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Fletcher Hughes · February 19, 2026

Everyone should stop there sub for one month and see how they handle it we need a union

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game stop · February 19, 2026

Damn, this one was a real stinker

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Wolly · February 19, 2026

Can we have MrWobbles on again… bladerunner durrrrrr

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Jeck · February 19, 2026

Actually I.T work isn't dorky and every time your dad yelled at you he was right.

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Greg Sanders · February 19, 2026

you guys gotta start listening to the patreon comments, we know you read them. stop being lazy leaches

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Ex-Pirate · February 19, 2026

You make us wait for 3 rushed episodes at the end of the month, multiple months in a row, that we PAY you for, and even still, this episode was exceptionally shitty. Didnt even seem to want to be there the whole time, spent the whole time reading numbers off cameo and talking about how you'd rather be playing league. Get your shit together, can't believe I've paid you for as long as I have.

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Kaidne Owen · February 19, 2026

wowza we have a guy who can’t solve his own problems ova here

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Pieisgood45 · February 18, 2026

Sam doesn't know who Kenny g is but did a whole video about Kelpy g

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Cold Ass Whiteboy · February 18, 2026

“Our guest cancelled guys! It’s really hard to find 6 hours a month for us to get high and talk to each other!!!!!!” Both of you should kill yourselves.

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SugmaNard · February 20, 2026

Jesus christ?!

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Zoom · February 18, 2026

Fyi the coffe was so hot her labia melted and fused together causinh permanent disfigurment and they required several skin graphs on her tighs

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Ben Hageman · February 19, 2026

Probably a joke, but it was still one of their worst takes of all time.

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Q · February 18, 2026

Haley Joel osment cameo he needs the money

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Ranger · February 18, 2026

get jay dyer on

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Goose · February 18, 2026

I love how Poob makes six figures and refuses to get his car fixed

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oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg · February 18, 2026

I hope his new handyman friend kills him soon

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James · February 18, 2026

I've been fact checking the cameo prices. Idk what they're looking at, but Kenny G is only $375

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chase russell · February 18, 2026

So if they get back logged and can't fill orders they usually set the prices absurdly high to catch up on the current requests

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TimothyFoil · February 18, 2026

$80 for the computer

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payne · February 18, 2026

General “Works from home and has extensive free time” Sam doesn’t understand appeal of therapy, more from man who plays video games for a living at 11

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Gloop · February 18, 2026

Honestly I don't either and I don't work from home or have much free time. I wouldn't trust a therapist and I don't wanna give ammo to someone.

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Thommo Williams · February 18, 2026

about fucking time mate

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Gabe Goyette · February 18, 2026

That doc be like “Kidney? No I have adult knees actually.”

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oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg · February 18, 2026

Ooh ofc you cant record an episode while waiting for a guest! What a dumbass excuse, fuck you

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Nathan Mills · February 18, 2026

Fuck it dudes who needs guests anyway

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Shnegg Krilly · February 18, 2026

37:46 "Kill someone with laghter" hmmm, could this be a sign that die of laughter is coming back?

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TheSpecialSteve · February 18, 2026

Probably wouldn’t get bailed on if the guests stopped finding out about Poob doing what he did to me and countless other victims

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King_Spiccolo · February 18, 2026

Yall are that bad tbh

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Himothy · February 18, 2026

Who would you let bounce on it? Vote below

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Himothy · February 18, 2026

Poob

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Peter · February 18, 2026

Thank you for always having on time and entertaining podcasts where you never cover the same topic twice!

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Budds · February 18, 2026

Poob read The Wheel of Time

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alfonso hernandez · February 18, 2026

I hope poob's handy man is the next guest

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Jacoby Drexelhand · February 17, 2026

Loved Cusack at the end, get him on the podcast!

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Raymond Dupree · February 17, 2026

This episode was just a cameo ad. Honestly kinda low-mid

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fuckyoujim · February 17, 2026

this one was fire!!!!

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Daniel Villagomez · February 17, 2026

Why didn’t I get my email👿

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Tongo · February 17, 2026

Early, posted on the 17th

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ADingostolemyNordbois · February 17, 2026

Thats just, Plane ✈️, disappointing the guest bailing boys.

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Kama W · February 17, 2026

“Pitbull eats man hole” - Poob circa 2026 at 14:35

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Patchy · February 17, 2026

Kalshi bets on the over under if next month the first episode comes out in the first half. I think I know what I’m betting boys

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Allen Allday · February 17, 2026

Wow this must be an early March episode, daddies are so generous

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Kyle Dicken · February 17, 2026

i see my involvement made some waves

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Trizide 101 · February 17, 2026

Boys I think you should ask us for suggestions on who to invite cause there are some great names out there that I feel would work for the podcast.

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DrNatas · February 17, 2026

Real talk though poob that guy isn’t gonna leave u alone lol he wants ur money. U gotta straight up tell him to fuck off

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WhiteWice · February 17, 2026

Getting mogged by a guy with a better car, does a half ass job, demanding, AND pulls up randomly. Poob, you gotta shut that down unironically

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Shylow Brickley · February 17, 2026

Yea let's get the episode out nice and early 3/4 of the way through the month, yipee

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Pikharo · February 17, 2026

im early today

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PapaBigSmoke · February 17, 2026

Poob you need to stop giving that man money he's def using you to buy drugs or alcohol cut him off now dawg my dad did this shit all the time to the neighbors

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Cody Graf · February 17, 2026

I knew this was coming out today. Felt it in my boner....

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Fabler King · February 17, 2026

Good morning Fablers 🫃

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Gloop · February 17, 2026

Let us know who the guest was so we can dox them and beat them with big rocks and sticks

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ThatOneGuy 439 · February 17, 2026

Hey best friends. You should get the equivalent of a homeless person on the podcast, maybe a furry who does porn I mean im just throwing it out there

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Carpet Creed · February 17, 2026

3 hours before is crazy

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John Butcher · February 17, 2026

Interview Graham Hancock and confront him about his pseudo archaeological ideas.

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MacFattie · February 17, 2026

We eating good

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wlad · February 17, 2026

does anyone know what episode the scarlet johansen bit is in? it’s within the past 2 years i think

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BigKitten · February 17, 2026

Im on a rewatch, ill try to lyk when I hit it

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KadeMoss98 · February 17, 2026

Thanks for suggesting father figure cologne Poob. It’s my new favorite. And to the General… look at my profile pic lol

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Richard Wagner · February 17, 2026

2 more episodes in the next 10 days inc... don't let me down boys... I mean you already kinda have but yk we can move past that.

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Bello · February 17, 2026

We are so back. also yeah yall should do like a dirty jobs thing where you just bring on real salt of the earth people. Get a geologist on

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Arttu · February 17, 2026

I'll consider this as a late birthday gift since it was yesterday

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nick caruso · February 17, 2026

Let me know if you wanna interview a real life blue collar guy (carpenter here)

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Porkchop · February 17, 2026

Keeping them right at 2 hours. Upload schedule as inconsistent as ever. Parasocial relationship over.

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Lojweb · February 17, 2026

You said you wanted to interview a chicken nugget farmer. I’m a chicken nugget farmer.

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TokyoThePlug · February 17, 2026

Just in time

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Fudds · February 17, 2026

Good boys

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Papi Tim · February 17, 2026

I love you Sam’s

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enterfrog · February 17, 2026

Ty gamers

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Zharrgrim, Willard’s CEO of Money · February 17, 2026

Willard (the mod) Got my Jewish wife pregnant

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Byslander00 · February 17, 2026

YAYYY

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Sonny · February 17, 2026

Let me be on the show big dog

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Zane4ov4 · February 17, 2026

Good boy

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Tay King · February 17, 2026

Right on time for lunch

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Jaymurk · February 17, 2026

I am angry

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FlyingPigEater · February 17, 2026

Good boys

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Coleisntred · February 17, 2026

Ew