Play That One More Time - PATRON EP. 80

Baby fever? Nah. Vasectomy at 26 :) never been better

Fuck ice na fuck u MAGA

Is this some kind of statement on black history month

We gonna get the rest of the epstine files before the next episode

okay where is it, ive been very patient i expect something soon…

Got 55% discount you bitch ass slobs

Someone better be dead

Fuck you faggots

Come on guys, 35k a month and you motherfuckers still cant upload on time. Wtf do we pay a sub for? Im about to cancel and go to that one guy that rips the patron eps on YouTube.

If I was being paid as much as you guys I'd have a podcast out every Friday

"Get 60% off your next month" you guys are lucky they gave me an offer on cancellation. enjoy the $2 u filthy late animals

Can my patreon come off my taxable income? It's damn near a donation at this point. Anyways, time to forget about the auto pay for another year.

You’re both pdf’s for waiting this long to upload

But think about how well we gonna be feasting in the next 12 days

Honestly, I quite like the product you guys put out, but not managing to put out a show where you just sit and bullshit for at least an hour and a half in half a month is kind of disrespectful to me and my patronage

Btw everyone theres a channel on YouTube that rips the patreon within a couple hours

Lazy bums. Auto-renew is OFF!

You rat bastards. I NEED MY STUPID PODCAST ITS BEEN WEEKS. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR 😡😡😡😡

Guys there's only 12 more days in the month... pls

Hello forehead fables incorporated.👋 I am writing this strongly worded complaint due the lack of content being released this month😡 (I’m shaking and shivering from withdrawal). I am about to enter my local gymnasium🏋️ and I don’t have a new episode of the podcast to giggle too while I workout ! I haven’t heard about any of my favourite topics such as mortal engines, pre cogs or the matrix in nearly 15 days💔!!! so if you could get that new episode out fellas that would be awesome.😃

I’m gonna get violint

Guys a semi truck ran over Bryan, they are mourning his loss. Cut them some slack and I'm sure they're going to deliver us three 2hr+ Pods!

Tune in next time for more of the same talk about: -moving to Colorado -a lot of snow -car don’t work -I don’t know how to be a homeowner -movies and jerking off -the last game Sam played -Sam ending the podcast abruptly for dinner

Honestly just start making patron videos at this point. Its why most of us started following you in the first place

The only upside to them being this incompetent is that we will get 3 episodes back to back to back. Problem is they will all be short as hell and mediocre as fuck.

"For where two or three are gathered in scorn of the sams, there am I in the midst of them"

Ok guys come on I have seen an utter lack of content on the podcast and main channels like wtf is going on? Can you please explain the lack of content?

Where is the slop?

This is not worth it anymore

i’m starting to harbor a great hatred in my heart for you two

If something bad has happened in your guys’s lives I forgive you. If not, god shall choose the best fitting punishment for you.

What is this, monopoly?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfMuj8j/

I came here knowing I would be among the horde of hopefuls wondering where the next ep is

Anyone want to start guessing when they will drop the first episode of the month my guess will be this Monday the 16th right after another perfect Friday slips by

You guys are worse than Netanyahu

I'd rather send my 5 dollars to Israel than wait for another episode

A month has usually around 30 days. If you have a plan to upload 3 videos in a month a logical and smart thing would be to post a video in 10 day separation. So you post from 1 - 10 than 10-20 and 20-30. This I personally believe is better than posting all videos at the end of the month YOU FUCKERS

WHERE IS IT? Hmmm?

I bet y'all would get like 50% less negative comments if you just set the expectation that the release schedule will always be sporadic lol

As one of the core audience members (truck driver) i always appreciate when you guys talk about the job

A book club sounds nice yeah

Question is there anyway you gamers could unlock some of the older episodes. Moist Wubby and hufflepuff sigma males are just some that are asking me to become a member to unlock.

please get sam hyde show writer and christian apologist jay dyer on the show

Guys maybe getting an episode out in the first 10 days of the month would be smart

Chop chop, I need more slop!

when and why did the general change his YT bio? the contrarian douche thing was way better than the twink shit he has now

As a local from Lincoln, NE it's hilarious to hear you guys ask what the fuck there is to do there, because there ain't shit

Poob tried to play (with) me one more time this is getting out of hand please help my sleep paralysis demon is poop standing in my closet talking about how he is the messiah

Man, I don't know if it's just me. Im really sick of the podcast getting cut short because it's dinner time. How about we don't do the podcast 2 hours before dinner shit is stupid.

Ok next episode now

Me book

hi

You should get Johnny Pemberton on, Thaddeus from the fallout show. He’s been doing a shit ton of podcasts for like a decade now no way he’d say no

Nah nah nah "I'm from Nebraska at least it is t Iowa" nah dude fuck those guys over there, Nebraskas and sub human and we should eradicate them and use it as a big cow pasture

I will be here for the forehead fables book club

Nebraska is smallville if smalllville was boring as shit

Me book

That’s what’s up poob I see what you did there Fuck ICE

the battery reveal at 15:00 is legendary

I miss in CSGO at half time being able to have both team coms open up to yell at each other. It was bliss

8/10 someone here said that these kind of episodes are the worst and i think hes morbidly retarded. Good episode, it was fun.

U guys should just read us a book . Prolly would be more consistent at this point

Goddamn Poob needs a backbone

Me book

Second go around, wahooo

Love smallville

Speakpipe episodes gotta be some of the worst episodes that get uploaded.

Y'all should do a smut book review

Nick Mullen when?

Putt stalt back to work on those pre episode out of context, giggle intros

I chain smoke cigarettes till i throw up while i listen to yall

To a podcast listener talking about books and talking about movies is pretty dang similar. I can’t remember. Do you guys talk about movies ever?

Me book

As a Nebraskan I have never heard someone say ruff for roof. They might have just been retarded or something.

Me book

Smokey is the cop btw. It's an old term for Highway Patrol because of the hats. Snowman is the trucker. Thanks for the episode boys.

Oh my god the trans guy sounds so creepy 😂

That’s crazy that you guys played my speakpipe question, felt like I sent that one in ages ago

Poob read the Wheel of Time

Omaha is the biggest city in Nebraska and it’s easily better than the entire state of Indianapolis so Poob needs to pipe down

Poob is always complaining about money but someone who can afford to throw $200 down the toilet on a random guy that comes up to your house definitely isn’t having money problems

More low effort slop

I know the exact reason that episode was deleted 😂 you outright said the n-word my man. I sent you a message about it years ago that you might want to delete it. Glad to know it has been purged

Me book

As a person from nebraska, it sucks. That said ive never said ruff its roof we arent all retarded. Just like 98%

Ty gamers

Poob, you are the biggest sucker I've ever heard of, doesn't mean I dont love you in a parasocial way!

i like the book ep idea

Hey thanks for dropping this ON MY BIRTHDAY, just for me. Appreciate it.

Me book

oh my god my glorious baby boys have graced us with yet another amazing episode thank you so much poobuel and samuel

Me book

As a pharmacist, you made the right call.

Great episode gamers

Listen "poop", if you ever end up in Canada again I'm comin for you

Hey wendigoon on and do the book reading episode.

Fucking squeaking in right before the end of the month boys I expect better next month

Who would you give better backshots to. Vote below 👇

shoutout to the youtube channels that rip these episodes and reupload them right away, they are the real heroes

Poob is NOT my best friend!

Hey poob you wanna give me $100 to jerk myself off? I'll even let you help.

Poob I had a dream that I was at your house for a party and I broke one of your trinkets on accident.

Sub 2 hour episode yet again, fuck you guys.

I have presidential aids

This is exactly the kind of dumbass things I give you money for, hell yea

Poop buy a snowblower. It's obtrusively large and loud and it'll still be too much work for it to be worth it

I’m glad my best friend (Stallt) could get this episode out before the 32nd of the month

New career plan, move to Indianapolis and become poobs handyman I’m gonna be rich baby

I swear poob gets off by being scammed and taken advantage of.

Hi Poop

Ohh hurray, I am full of joy and happiness, also full of blood and such, kind of a Hav a chub going on if you understand my meaning.

hi poop

Thank you

Good boys

we better get a valetine's day episode

Buzzer beater upload

I’m so cold

Cutting it close this month

I am fizzing

I forgot about the speakpipes

Just in time for my 12 hour shift to start. I'm cumming in my pants this very second

you got that one out just in time for my shekel to be worth shit, thanks

It’s snowing at my house yippee

yayyy

Bazinga

Nice