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September 29, 2023

The Strangest Objects in Paralives

Hey, Alex here!

You have seen our various showcases of new clothing items and furniture we’ve been adding to Paralives. We’re able to create rooms and outfits in many styles already and we can’t wait to see what you’ll be doing yourself when the game is ready. However, to spice up our catalog of objects, we thought we should add a few that are out of the ordinary. Léa, Sonia and Chloé were tasked with this special week-long project recently and we’re showcasing some of these weird objects today!


There are some, umm, interesting things going on in that room…


New 2024 trend just dropped: the manly leg lamp.


Say hi to Pippin, the life-sized plastic cow. A great addition to any living room, if you ask me.


On the left, you may remember this teddy bear we’ve previously shown. Léa now added the bear on the right. It looks like it had a good life and was loved by many children!


More very comfy plushies/cushions!


The egg and lip seats are perfect for wowing your guests!


This piñata is only decorative for now but I’d love for us to make it interactable later!


Small decorative items. My personal favorite is the doll because its legs can be resized vertically to any length!


Two original side tables, to say the least.


This bed that looks exactly like a coffin will be used by many players for roleplaying tragic events, I’m sure of it.


Hat with a propeller, a classic that will never go out of style.


Horse mask!!!!


What if you could bring the warmth of a hot baguette to your slippers on cold evenings? Well, now you can, kind of!


This jelly on bread costume will be great for your next Halloween party or just for your everyday casual outfit.


To finish this post on a good note, please enjoy how this hat’s propeller and the horse mask wiggle when you turn your Para around quickly!


I hope you liked this look at some of Paralives’ strangest objects so far! Don’t hesitate to share your ideas for more unique items you’d like to see. For now, our artists are back to creating more “normal” items!

Have a great weekend! 🐴

Alex

Edit - October 26th, 2023: This post is now public, feel free to share it!

Comments (95)

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Vari_Ares · March 29, 2024

Beautiful !!! Need to add more of that !! <3

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grumpy_muppet · December 10, 2023

That manly leg lamp 🔥

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Teela · October 30, 2023

I absolutely love the bed-coffin.

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Karina_Winer · October 25, 2023

THIS IS SO FUN!!

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Odd Stars · October 21, 2023

PLEASE ADD MORE OF THESE! I love all of them😭😭😭

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Vari_Ares · March 29, 2024

SAME !!! XDD

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EaselEar · October 19, 2023

I love this! Just please tell me things like the jelly sandwich aren't regular items NPCs will wear, I've been scarred by a certain other game 😂

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Hannah Moody-Goo · October 17, 2023

Ha! I love the "help" sign.

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Natália Stein · October 12, 2023

I wonder if the Paras wearing the jelly on bread costume will always fall with the jelly side down 😆

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Alex Massé · October 16, 2023

hahaha!

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Jack Springs · October 9, 2023

Bruh I’m stuck in the comments lol

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Ashley Snave · October 6, 2023

Love the baguette slippers lol

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queentowwy · October 6, 2023

id love to see either a lava lamp or as a slight nod to robin williams and have a "genie" lamp as a decor/light option :)

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Max · October 6, 2023

I love lava lamps… ive wanted one for ages but for some reason they went out of style 😩😂

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Sarah · October 6, 2023

The little jiggle to the horse mask is everything! These items are perfect!

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Nick Orgel · October 5, 2023

Those baguette slippers need to be a real thing. The French in me wants to say it's a crime against humanity, but the Gen Z in me loves the absurdity of it.

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Shelby G. · October 4, 2023

Honestly I love things like this!! Yes it’s a life sim but life can be pretty ridiculous at times lol

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Catloverplayer · October 3, 2023

I've been begging for lip sofas in Sims 4 and were getting them from the start in Paralives.

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Zuzanna2002 Czarnota · October 3, 2023

Will there be a feminine leg lamp so the manly leg lamp doesn't get lonely?

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Alex Massé · October 3, 2023

That would be great!

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TnT_Terry · October 3, 2023

OMG the hysterics will ensue with all these quirky additions, can't wait to see what storytellers come up with <3

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Moth N · October 2, 2023

oh this brings a lot of the nostalgia from the sims 1 in a way, i love it

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ZLoves212 · October 1, 2023

the quirkiness and attention to detail never ceases to amaze me with these weekly updates! Entirely too cute, I love it already!! 💕

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Catloverplayer · October 1, 2023

How about adding a heart shaped hottub? Those are unusual looking.

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Catloverplayer · September 30, 2023

What about hottubs? Are they part of the base game?

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Alex Massé · October 3, 2023

Hot tubs are planned but it's still uncertain if they will make it for the initial release or if they will come after that!

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Catloverplayer · September 30, 2023

Do the lip sofas add any moodlets or special kissing animations?

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Alex Massé · October 3, 2023

No but that could be fun!

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Catloverplayer · September 30, 2023

Yes the lip sofas.

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Canary · September 30, 2023

I love the cow. I can only hope we also get Beyonce the metal chicken, too. That leg lamp is amaze. Also, holy shit, the propeller hat has physics! That's amazing.

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BornToRoll89 · September 30, 2023

Please make a Robot Dog similar to Sony aibo ERS-1000 🥰

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Lealovescats · September 30, 2023

Amazing! The horsemask is great. I will definitely be populating a whole horsetown with horsepeople

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Jordan Ay'che · September 30, 2023

This was so cute. I loved everything. My faves were Pippin, Manly leg lamp, Lip couch, Dolly long legs, Propeller hat and Bojack Horseman mask. Can't wait to use these in my builds and on my paras

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Impish · September 30, 2023

genuinely excited to use that duck table in my builds

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ladyteruki · September 30, 2023

"It looks like it had a good life and was loved by many children" 😭 Please, my inventory is full today, don't give me more feels than I can carry.

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GXSimmer · September 30, 2023

Loved this. My favorite? The leg lamp and the coffin. Bravo 👏

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All-Natural Fig Jam · September 29, 2023

Can't wait to build a three-story Rapunzel Tower and have that doll sitting in the top window with its feet touching the ground

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Sehrys · September 29, 2023

how dare nobody in the comments be talking about *Pippin*?! life sized cow?? for your bathroom? bedroom, porch, living room, EVERYWHERE. Pippin is giving me life 🐄

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Cinderelabaiana · September 29, 2023

if we have a life sized cow why dont give her some life? you know ;D

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Max · September 29, 2023

I will actually use that dice side table so much, I think it’s so cool and I’d love one in real life 😂😍

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Félice · September 29, 2023

Omg how nice would it be to have race bed?! Or a life size interactable chess set!

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Seán Matthews · September 29, 2023

I love these! Especially the leg lamp, lip couch, pinata and the entire picture with the help sign, skull pot and long leg dog.

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MeLikesCh33se · September 29, 2023

This is by far the best paralives patreon post ever

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Kaitlyn Jackson · September 29, 2023

THE SIGN THAT SAYS “help” LMAOAOOAO

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Sarah · September 29, 2023

That well-loved teddy is everything I never knew I wanted! Also, that goose painting is *chefs kiss*.

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Jamie · September 29, 2023

That lip couch is giving major sims 2 vibes, I love it.

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mintyKHat · September 29, 2023

Yes, please make piñatas an activity! Perfect idea

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Ablu_pup_zter · September 29, 2023

LOVE the physics, hoping we get the coffins for some funeral aspects, not just for “faking it”

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nemo · September 29, 2023

Losing it over the doll legs and horse head wiggle

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Max · September 29, 2023

The doll is just amazing. I will put it on a balcony railing and make its legs reach the lawn

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EJ · September 29, 2023

incredible <3

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Tini · September 29, 2023

I love everything, especially the horse mask and the coffin bed!

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A Redheads Ramblings · September 29, 2023

The important question is can I wear the propeller hat with the horse mask? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

That would have been perfect!! Not possible unfortunately!

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Cecilia Ward · September 29, 2023

These items give me so much nostalgia for the wacky weird stuff in the Sims 1 expansions like the love heart bed, skeleton furniture, cake dancers, and wacky y2k inflatable furniture. I love a lil whimsy in my simulation games and look forward to more in the future.

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Christina Shears-Ozeki · September 29, 2023

Oh, these are fantastic and I love the coffin bed, great for any goth bedroom haha! Also, the horse masks remind me of Bojack Horseman :D

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aza · September 29, 2023

The coffin is everything to me I will definitely not be using it for my tragic vampires

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Seán Matthews · September 29, 2023

My first thought was "yes we're 1/16th of the way towards Vampires".

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♡ 𝑗𝑎𝑛𝑒 · September 29, 2023

That lamp is incredible. I'm defiantly going to use that all the time lol 😁

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Märta Elf · September 29, 2023

Absolutely wonderful! 🥰 But also ... Penut butter jelly sandwich couples costumes? 👀

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

👀

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AJ · September 29, 2023

The coffin bed is, maybe counterintuitively, giving me life!

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Kieran Wade · September 29, 2023

"To finish this post on a good note" Uh. This whole post was a good note 🤣

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

Hehe ♥

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Lisa Hedlund · September 29, 2023

I love these!

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Nomi · September 29, 2023

moo

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Laney 68 · September 29, 2023

These all look so much fun !! I Love it guys 🤩❤️

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Chase Belcik · September 29, 2023

The egg and lips seats are so cool. Can you imagine a breakfast food theme house? A bacon table? A pancake desk with a waffle hutch? A cereal bowl bathtub? Nice!

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Addison Westhoff · September 29, 2023

I want the skull plant in real life

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lias · September 29, 2023

Y'all truly activated my autism with this post i will def be saying manly leg lamp in every sentences for the next week!

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

Hahaha!

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Ieva Žilytė · September 29, 2023

Looks great! 😍Would be nice if the teddy bear got worn out automatically dependant on how long it's been in the household 😁

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

That would be a cool thing to add in the future maybe! I agree!

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illykitty · September 29, 2023

Had a legit chuckle at the animated horse mask. I might be tempted on making a BoJack Para, ngl. My favourites got to be the all of the plushes, coffin and skull planter. I can see myself using those.

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Danny Juforier · September 29, 2023

I'm sure the side tables are going to amp up every interior! Wish I had a table like this IRL! lol

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Madeline · September 29, 2023

Amazing 10/10 no notes, haha

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Lane Brettschneider · September 29, 2023

The leg lamp is GENIUS. The skull planter is SO COOL! looks like y'all had a lot of fun making these XD so amazing!!

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

We did had a lot of fun!

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Mario · September 29, 2023

THE MASK PHYSICS!!! I'm screaming

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

Yesss!

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Lucy McClean · September 29, 2023

Ah! I'm so excited! 🤣🤣

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sofst · September 29, 2023

The coffin bed won

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horribledynne · September 29, 2023

YES. LEG LAMP. NOT A FINGER!

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Christina Renna · September 29, 2023

Thank you for making these! Weirdly enough, I can see myself using these quite a bit!😂

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Daniel Beauchamp · September 29, 2023

I love the wacky stuff! More wacky quriky stuff please!

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Squabbeww · September 29, 2023

I really loved how you guys went for the more wacky stuff. Now imagine a bed with graffiti designs

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Equisar Sim · September 29, 2023

These are amazing and I want the pug plushie haha

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Alduh Gaydarof · September 29, 2023

I love it! I wanted to leave you with a suggestion that I have been thinking about for a long time... In Paralives, will there be the possibility of making holes in the walls? I think it would be an addition that would give play to many things...

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Alex Massé · September 29, 2023

Could be cool! Like a square hole or a hole made as if someone punched it?

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Renikee · September 29, 2023

I was thinking if the propeller would be animated to move all the time, but it having physics and the horse mask as well, it's so much better, did not expect it!

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Gracie Wolford · September 29, 2023

Lovveee the furniture options! I love a good crazy couch or accent table, to really customize a person a little more personally than your generic furniture. Can create much more fun stories with these options 😊 my favorite is probably the skull plant and the pug pillow 😍

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KimMasila · September 29, 2023

I love that you can use the coffin as a bed and place a tv on it too

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Tauras Giedraitis · September 29, 2023

YESSS THE HAIR PHYSICS IS BACK!!!

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Julio Saliba · September 29, 2023

Those objects and clothing could be used in a Paralives music video or a film.

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Aa-chan · September 29, 2023

LMFAO for all stuff on today's post. The aged teddy bear kinda normal tho.