Ouch, Not the Pork Sword!!
Today we talk about oil changes and lying about money!!
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mtv with adam curry ?
My kid didn't talk when he was like 4yrs old. He is now a teen and won't shut up. They said he would have trouble in school. He is an A student, math genius and knows how to Code like a boss. To boot he's handsome and already has girls after him. Mr. NiteLight , keep teaching your 2 kids correctly, think outside the box and everything will alright. Also figure a way to make some cash and move out of there. Last every neighbor I've had are all asses. Welcome to life.
Practice dark room meditation. Sleeping with a light on is admitting defeat, it will never get better until you become empowered.
If you have an older car that uses oil you can get by with adding oil but at least change the filter once in a while.
Been knee-deep in the paranormal since before I even knew the alphabet. I'm 47 now and there's still plenty going on. The ghost dude in this video needs to just realize that, being alive, you can burn holes through whatever's dark... but most of anything you ever see is just "there". It's no big deal and nothing to be scared of. Well, usually.
There is some serious shit out there. Best way to beat the dark? Go into it and conquer that fear. Sit in it and sweat if need be, don't run for that light switch. Some people are way more sensitive to these things. As far as actual ghosts as in dead peeps? I dunno about all that but I do know there are energies out there, esp in homes where people don't deal with their shit, it builds up and those sensitive to it can be fucked with for sure.
I dunno', man... the lying to get sex thing. 100% honesty is the way to go, but ALL the honesty, no half-assing it. If a chick asks what you do on your weekend, tell them you sleep, eat, surf the web and fap no less than 2 hours a day. Likewise, tell them right then and there you think they're attractive. No car? Tell them that, also pointing out it's a pity since you'd be at there door if they were feelin' frisky.
Waiting for the Patreon only Malibu episode! :)
Come to think of it, my first car when I "didn't know better" and a real piece of shit, I think I owned it for about 6 years at least and never gave it an oil change. I also payed about $400 for it and it leaked oil so I just always topped it off. lol. That being said the car I have now is nice... pretty sure I'm gonna keep on playing into the scam. lol.
Drinking Miller Lite Pints on a Sunday afternoon listening to Advices. Doesn't get any better than that. Thanks brother.
Had to pull the car over I laughed so hard at the gold chain story
I used to have a Honda Civic that hit almost 500K miles, the oil was always clean...because the oil blew right past the control rings. This thing would drink a quart every few days. The cat converter looked like a glazed ham.
Girlfriends and wives... the ultimate wallet-buster.
Oh yea? Looked at crypto, err I mean crapto currency lately? I can't fucking wait for all the mining gpu's to be listed on ebay.
Pork sword wtf? 😂 bithead1k needs a long vacation in the Dominican Republic.
Conventional oil is the best especially for old vehicles! If you’ve got a slow leak, then just use SAE 30!
You know people are gonna start sending you bottle openers in the mail now, Jesse! Haha!
Two videos in one day?! IM IN!!! Love the Phantasy Star II jacket!
Y'know what I'm learning from this show? THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMPOSE A SENTENCE! Jesus Christ, I'd tell 'em that they're OUTTA HERE based on the grammar alone. Night light Kevin's rambling, run-on, rant had my eye twitching. What the hell was his problem? The ghosts, or the non-verbal, pants-shitting, kids? Somebody buy him a Glow Worm to sleep with, so he can reduce his electric bill.
Hey! We get a lot of stories from Jesse, so i gave him one of mine! GUY!
another great show and i am now smarter thanks to advices :D