Stealing Cars and Workout Supplements!

Less stoning bee's, more stoning women, and weak men. Equal stoning's for all. You see a cunt with a gunt talking down to her male counterpart, stone em both. I dunno, I couldn't do it... I'll be honest, I will protect my family and animals but I wouldn't be able to stone people. Then again, I didn't grow up in a culture where people got stoned to death. Life goes best for me when I try to be at peace with everything around me. That means no worldly females for me.

Dude, yo, bro, bithead1000 we know you’re a alcoholic 90% of you’re Audience follows suit my good man!!!!!!!

Your sister watches too. 🤮 to guy worried about snaggle tooth. At 26:30 I did the exact same laugh at the exact same time and that made me laugh even harder.

You're doing a great job. There's nothing more inspiring than genuine passion and even if you're show was 99% BS the passion to do things in one take and heart to entertain comes through every time.

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23:38 THE BEST QUESTION EVER ASKED .. I was dying laughing.. thank you who ever did that! My god that was hilarious

Damn. Best advice so far. All you need in life is a pair of balls. 100% You want something, go out there and fucking do it. Really encouraged me to get off my ass.

I got stung in the eyelid by a Yellow jacket. My eye swelled up like Rocky Balboa...Yo Adrian, fuck these bees!

Not a letter writer, but I gotta admit, that shit sounds unique and interesting.

Nothing more satisfying than taking a shit. Especially at work, getting paid to take a shit. Reverse anal? 🤔 🧐

Finally, l have found something to put on my gravestone "taking a huge shit is just reverse anal"....I swear the advises show gets funnier by the episode...sweet mother of god 😂👍🏻🥃

My Dad had only one piece of advice for me the day he dropped me off to college. “Don’t ever try to figure out women. They’re like cats, a whole different breed...” My Dad was a fantastic man, I’m proud to be his Son. PS Jesse, providing “Advishes” (lol) to Patreon subscribers is truly a masterwork. Your journey has been a fascinating one, and you have honed a channel par excellence. As always, love you brother.

Your right... I need to be a man and stone the bees...

Snaggletooth.. yeesh.

This is great stuff. I can't wait to get stung in the face by my dreams and drop dead in a fire.

That's great advice, Jess. Thanks for that. That was some good stuff. I have been planning to do this channel for so long that I started to give up on actually doing it.

Bro Thanks for the workout advice bro seriously it helped bro bro bro

I'm having an IBS-D attack, do you know what that means? I BE SHITTIN' 😂 You have no ides how angry my asshole is right now....

You know what’s on tonight? Fucking Bithead 1000 that’s what!

Im doing RC and coke, pepsi sucks. RC cola is $1 a liter

Now... I agree with the principle... But... Jack and coke.... Perhaps that'll be my question on the next advices.... How can I stop/change.... Sigh.