I'm gonna wring your neck!

You know the gagging hacking 300lb neighbors dog is going to town on all the discarded lung cookies

My sister asked what I was watching said a middle aged man saying the meaning of life.

Get a vid of your neighbor hanging on the railing and yelling/coughing and post it on here. Shit had me rolling laughing

Ball. Bat. Crrr-ack: "...Butta-duh-Blop-TaDah!"

The British divorced guy isn't gay, and he doesn't need harmone replacement. He needs to dump his baggage. It's all in his description of his post-divorce sex life: he's hooking up with single moms who want a new daddy so they can quit their 3 part time jobs, then he feels bad about ghosting them. Yeah, no shit he feels bad. First rule of fucking: be upfront about the terms and conditions. There are plenty of people online who just want to hook up, but this scumbag hunts down the ones looking for commitment, probably because too he's out of shape to attract anything else. Then when they have to explain to their kid why they won't be seeing mommy's new friend anymore, this guy's having trouble looking at himself in the mirror. Hmmm I wonder why? Now he's out of the game, looking forward to a "shitty normal relationship." So he's already expecting his future to be a repeat of his past, which is the most common, crippling mistake we all make, myself included. Perception is reality? No. Our expectations create our reality. Last relationship was crap? Expecting the next one to be the same? Well congratulations, it will be. British Guy, do the world a favor and get a little therapy. It doesn't have to be for the rest of your life, and it doesn't mean you have to go on mind-altering pills, and it doesn't mean you're weak. You've got issues with women. They stem from your childhood. Figure it the fuck out, so you can stop hurting others and mucking the guilt out of your soul and forge a healthy relationship before you're dead. Look, it's simple, every man has a decision to make: be alone and free, or be with someone and make compromises. Both choices have their pros and cons. But no matter which you pick, understand that we all impact each other's lives, and *we* choose whether that impact is positive or negative. *We* choose the legacy we leave behind.

My vacations are with the wife, three kids, and most times the mother in law too. Most are more stressful than being at work. 😩

My advice to the guy who wants to suck his own dick... bro, if you are in a place in your life, where you are willing to swallow your own meat... just find a guy to do it for you, there are hundreds of them out there that wouldn't think twice about sucking your cock, and hey, they might play some video games with you after so it's not so awkward.

Married guy here....LUNGED at the computer is right....

Its funny... I went to Disney World for a week last year. Every day felt like a day at home only I was spending a lot more money. I'm not saying there was nothing enjoyable, but it was not a relaxing stress free week. I had some medical problems and shortly after we got back... I spent 5 days in the hospital... now THERE's a vacation. It was just me, in a room... by myself, and nurses in their 20's bringing me my every meal. No wife asking me to do stuff, no diaper's to change. Outside of the slightly irksome MRI's and the occasional bloodwork... it was the most restful days of my life. I didn't want to leave.

That green bottle beer sure looked refreshing

Oh my GOD, I'm literally just a few minutes back from work after downstacking pallets of shit all night, and I'm STUCK to my bed in pain playing Animal Crossing on my switch, unable to move my back an inch without growling in legitimate pain.

Dude something like 80 percent of all bars and rest. close first year biggest sucker investment

This advices is fucking genius!!!

I work in finance. It’s pretty great.

I just had to pay $130 to get my car towed to a mechanic. I’m sure I’ll need a $500 or more repair.The joys of life. After a couple beers I’ve settled down and am glad to watch a new bithead video. Thanks.

Best new advices video to date! 😄

How was the Malibu Kush?

I like these advices

To the guy that wanted to get into the tech industry. Bithead is 100% correct. School is absolute waste of money and time. All the info you need in on the internet or in a few specialized books. I've been a systems administrator for 10 years now. Trust me.

You ar perfectly right,but is it worth 99.99 $?

When I look at the crap I pay for every month, I can honestly say this is the only one I'm happy to stump up for x

Awesome

I'm in!

I’ll be the first. “Cash me outside, how ‘bout dat?”