February 13, 2024

Manic Pixie Dream Paramedic

It's the free one!

In this special episode, we revisit an old startup from 2019 that’s still getting huge government contracts to provide a service we can only describe as ‘the ambulance driven by clowns that drops you off in the middle of the woods.’ This is not an exaggeration.

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MI · September 23, 2024

god this one was so funny

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NERO · March 22, 2024

Learning that November started as a guest blew my freaking mind.

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Fingerless · February 16, 2024

given that Hussein was also responsible for a coffin flop, i wonder if the people that know him are going to start making efforts to bar him from further funeral mishaps.

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Al · February 16, 2024

Or try to get him into more funeral mishaps.

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Noblese Oblahaj · February 15, 2024

By chance I listened to Worst of All Possible Worlds Call of Duty episode before this one, and the opening bit threw me through a loop.

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Michael · February 14, 2024

Truly can't believe no one used the "Meet the new host, same as the old host" joke. It was right there.

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Josep C. · February 15, 2024

The Who? We won't get fooled again

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pelicans123 · February 14, 2024

transphobes upon hearing November’s new name: “hmm you gotta give that one to her, gotta admit that’s some white woman shit”

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Dave Clarke · February 14, 2024

Nice to meet you Yankee

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Olafo Waffle · February 14, 2024

You know the difference between a theme park scare actor and a clown is that a clown has to go to college.

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Donovan Burns · February 15, 2024

Scare actor is a job, clown is a calling

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scara b · February 14, 2024

excellent work agent november, please proceed to an exit

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En Bee · February 13, 2024

No idea who this Soap character is, but November always reminds me of Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFuClPMWsVo

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Fingerless · February 16, 2024

soap is a frequently playable major character in Call of Duty. the voice they do is of Cpt Price, the guy who is always giving Soap orders. Despite the male target audience, the majority male cast and total absence of heterosexual romance has led to a recent explosion of gay shipping, which is probably the most realistic aspect of CoD's military fantasy

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Vault Tec Rep · February 13, 2024

Grave Lord reminds me of the first town in The Outer Worlds where the workers at the factory have to pay rent on the graves of them and their descendants. Also your body belongs to the space corporation while you are alive and dead. *the player has a quest to shake people down for their money on behalf of the grave keeper

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bakedpotatocat · February 13, 2024

congrats on the name change November!!! very happy that you are joining the wide range of trans women deciding to get a bit Weirder With It

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Vivian Scott · February 13, 2024

what gender is the boat house at Hereford?

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Ben Schwabe · February 13, 2024

As someone originally from the Capitol District of New York it was great to hear everyone on TF able to pronounce Albany correctly. Perhaps November can instruct Roz on WTYP how to do it. And if you're interested in more Capitol District content check out the Ironweeds podcast, it's good.

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Fingerless · February 16, 2024

i have to imagine it's because of Steamed Hams

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Zeroisanumber · February 13, 2024

Tried to enter November in February into my phone and now it's crying.

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Kstoff · February 13, 2024

Hell yeah November time

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brodie · February 13, 2024

Damn rip Alice. This November girl seems cool and very similar tho

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Calvin Garbacik · February 13, 2024

It's gotta be annoying as hell to change your name, it's a huge pain in the ass for me to change my address

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Mnemosyne Iah Delaney · February 13, 2024

hell yeah november!!! it's always such a satisfying moment to find your new name, especially if it has a cool nickname!!!! once i realised mnemosyne could be shortened to nemo i knew it was my forever name

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Dan E · February 13, 2024

"Some cum loud" You can run, but you'll but only nut tired

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Athena Von Tharsis · February 13, 2024

Glad to hear November has finally committed. My first name is the NATO phonetic for the initial letter of my deadname, was chosen many years ago for this reason.

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Alice Somethingorother · February 13, 2024

Only now do I realise I could've been Sierra. Fuck.

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Ember · February 13, 2024

Wait does this mean November needs to come on as a WTYP guest several times to get access to the lounge again?

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Scylla · February 14, 2024

The worst part of transition is having to reapply for the 2 free drinks in the diamond access lounge

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Ros · February 13, 2024

Oh Hussein...

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Oliver Cant · February 13, 2024

How long is it before Hussein puts on some roller skates and accidentally starts doing Frank Spencer stunts when all he honestly wanted to do was go skating?

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Josep C. · February 13, 2024

Buster Keaton reincarnated as a millennial.

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Oliver Cant · February 13, 2024

Hussein keeps getting roped into bits from 90's sitcoms.

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TwirlinCurtis · February 13, 2024

Love the new cohost, she's hilarious 😊😊

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Andrew Davis · February 13, 2024

If it makes you feel better, Hussein, the last burial I was at devolved into open bickering with a relative. I think I would have seemed like less of an ass if I'd just fallen into a grave.

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Kyle Wilson · February 13, 2024

God this show is so awesome , only they could turn AI ambulance into mobster clowns

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Andy Curtis-Brignell · February 13, 2024

as someone in the death industry, I just want Hussein to know that the gravediggers will have seen this take place even if you couldn't see them, and they will have instantly come up with a pithy nickname for you e.g Lazarus, Michael Douglas (from Falling Down) etc

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TBSkyen · February 13, 2024

Mobster clown money laundering racket: the cognitive therapy offices of Pagliacci & Pagliacci

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Josep C. · February 13, 2024

🚑🤡🌲🌲

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Aych · February 13, 2024

NOVA IS SUCH A COOL NICKNAME FOR WHAT'S ALREADY A REALLY COOL NAME HELL YEAH NOVEMBER

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Nyx the Menace · February 13, 2024

congratulations to November for rejoining as a first-time host and leaving her legacy of Former Guest behind

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The Squash · February 13, 2024

Condolences, Hussein.

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Another Accidental Expat · February 13, 2024

Best stepped on joke of the episode: “Meet me in the bushes behind the tank…..war dogging”

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power_mac · February 14, 2024

Riley delivering the absolute killer line, getting no reaction, and feeling like he had to clarify it was a 'dogging' joke was so cruel. It was the best line of the episode.

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kaninchen ZERO · February 13, 2024

holy shit these doc go assholes are doing stock buybacks? this feels like the part of the ponzi scheme where the scammers cash out and skip town. except this is probably legally distinct, somehow.

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kaninchen ZERO · February 13, 2024

lol i got to the short report but of the episode just now. i'd gone to look for the hover lance (amazing, amazing, flawless) and saw a blurb and then y'all covered it. shoulda just been patient. xD

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Al · February 13, 2024

Well good luck with Capt Price, November.

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Madeline Hunter · February 13, 2024

Best of luck to November! But Milo should try to go more SAS by way of Liverpool, because what he's doing, plus all the saying 'Soap', makes him sound like Ghost. (I blame the homoeroticism of MW2 Reboot, for me knowing shit about Call of Duty.)

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James Dadd · February 13, 2024

Can November get Alice's old mic since she won't need it anymore?

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atm · February 13, 2024

wait who's Turkish Steve?

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Pat Mac · February 13, 2024

that land sea and air ambulance was done by west coast customs. how far they have fallen

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Boris · February 13, 2024

I am a Patron exclusively for Hussein's bi-monthly clumsiness updates

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Dean · February 13, 2024

I've seen Ambulnz quite often up here in the North East, there seems to be a fair few private operators doing Emergency Ambulances at least for the local trust. Honestly it seems so fucked up.

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Shiv · February 13, 2024

Welcome, November! Love the name 😍

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J · February 13, 2024

I do too but I'm gonna miss Alice. A rose by any other name and all that, but our brains form connections to names and it's gonna be hard to shake.

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Mulloy · February 13, 2024

remember remember the 12th of february