Things Can Only Get Sensible

the only reason you'd jack off in the bathroom is if you have a partner that you live with and therefore the bedroom isnt a guaranteed private place

Why does the British electorate feel like the children's focus group that helped will Poochie into existence

Masturbating in the bathroom? The house's most non-sexy room!

Of course it's ok to jack off in the bathroom. That's where you keep the nudie mags.

who else cranking their hog on the bog

Poor Riley, had to spend actual minutes trying to wrangle everyone back on topic

*Asks ChatGPT something at 4pm on a Friday* ChatGPT: [long dejected exhale] yeahhhh that’s gonna be Monday my guy

Riley is really putting those muscles to work trying to wrestle the podcast off the topic of jacking off to address what the bee mind could be

Jeremy Corbyn, will you condemn the jack off tunnels

Bee Julie Birchill is an unholy bit

Xeni Oxman is my new Second Life character

I know TF probably has majority american listeners, but I also despair at how we've all turned into americans with this 'jacking off' business. Whither 'having a wank'?

It's fine to jack off in the bathroom. It's normal. It's regular. I am normal and regular. It's also endearing how Alice's mind won't even let her comprehend the concept of jacking off while sitting *on* the toilet - where else can a young man learn about his body and develop a healthy pile of bizarre shames and complexes?

you really brought the juice to this one

jacking off in the toilet is normal.

Good Christ I thought I was going to tear a muscle laughing at this episode

Are we entirely sure the AI mirror isn’t just a Mechanical Turk with a fetish or several?

I was not prepared for the bathroom jacking struggle session

How are there so many bathroom-related startups?!

I genuinely feared for a second that the "is it okay to jack off in the bathroom?" discussion would split the podcast into Continuity Trashfuture (Anti-Bathroom) and Provisional Trashfuture (Pro-bathroom) and I'd need to sub to two patreons.

giving 5£ to buy the bathroom in hackney, just to jerk off.

why would i jack off in the bathroom i shit in there

Im really looking forward to a British parliament that has the kind of party diversity of a German parliament, but it's still fptp so all of them were elected with like 27% of the vote.

Pls no, jacking off in the bathroom is a no - water and cum is a no 🥹

I work in the post office in the US and you can do just about anything and keep your job. The only thing you can't do is mess with the money at all. But one Red Bull with your vehicles gas card and you're gone. Not show up to work half the year. You'll be fine

I have to do some wierd DB imports sometimes and I use chatgp to organise them a bit but just like the hosts said. It has gotten lazy. Out of a list of 25 corrections it stops after 3 and tells you to do it yourself with the message -- Continue the pattern for each ID... -- ...

Oh no, is it AI that scans your bits? Then sells the data?

lengy gorpy podcast bois (and alice)

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid it's more than my job's worth."

Love to replace a piece of crucial infrastructure with a digitized parrot.

banger ep lxds

“Cum onelette” reached my ears just as I shoved a forkful of food into my mouth and I almost choked. The CO2 may be trying to do us all a service lol (I kid I kid it would make us pay a subscription if it were)

Jacking off in your own bathroom isn't wrong, however it is strange and overly formal. It shows that the "Jacker" is scared of risks, they do not live life to it's fullest.

Starmer prefers Deep Impact's sensible, fiscally responsible approach of allowing the asteroid to strike earth instead of the wasteful, pie-in-the-sky interventionism of Armageddon

I never feel more American than when I'm in the UK and constantly thinking up minor things that could be done to make something not shit or even moderately pleasant.

Not weird, bathrooms are generally designed to be private, moderately soundproof, and easy to wipe down.

I recently learned about morning wood (I’m a cis woman) and now apparently that jacking off in the bathroom is weird and I really have no idea how penises work

I listen to TF outside without headphones all the time.

Looking forward to the Labor party purely turning into the Adeptus Mechanicus and handing over the UK government to the machine spirit

Bathroom wanking is very teen coded behaviour, grown adults do it in the bedroom or at their desk.

first off, jacking off in your own private bathroom is NOT weird lmao second, I work in a campground and the number of people who jack it (and at an uncomfortable volume) in the public showerhouse is far higher than you'd think. having an 80+ year old Midwestern boomer trying to describe what is happening and what I need to go do about it is simultaneously the hight of humor and massively depressing. see also- jacking it in an outhouse, which IS nasty

ChatGPT responding to a request for a picture of Joe Biden breakdancing with an Amazon link to Burne Hogarths "Dynamic Anatomy" is, as much as it pains me to admit it, based.

As someone who used to work at a highway rest area, jacking it in the bathroom (loudly, while other people are in there) is disturbingly common.

I had the misfortune of finding someone jacking off into a urinal at school in Melbourne, the most fucked up aspect is this bathroom only had three walls and was open to the courtyard, with the urinals only partially obscured by the stalls in front