January 30, 2026

Britainology 119: The Sweeney

‘Oi guv, let’s go nick this bleedin toe rag!’ Milo and Michael are back and this time they’re investigating a detective show from the 70s, set in the Metropolitan Police’s ‘elite’ ‘Flying Squad’. Expect some huge Britainology digressions about Cockney Rhyming Slang and the shocking ageing process of British actors from the 70s.

Catch milo on tour in UK, EU, Ireland and Australia:

https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows

Comments (45)

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Jim Heeren · April 29, 2026

Hey guys what happened to Britainology. Haven’t seen a new one for almost 3 months now

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potionsys · April 17, 2026

you do get a decent amount of rhyming slang in australia depending on background. another unique one here is that if you're about to hit the frog, you might also say you're going to harry holt. harold holt - bolt, but also harold holt was the prime minister who disappeared while in office

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Ember · February 19, 2026

realising that i understand cockney rhyming slang in a similar way as milo and yet my dad still called the stairs "apples" way too frequently for a man that hadn't lived in east ham for faaarr too long °-°

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HowDoYouDoTheDew · February 8, 2026

Sorry is this podcast being edited tighter? Jump cuts to shave time don’t like it at all. I thought my podcast app had the smart silence mode engaged. I understand if this is unavoidable. I still would like to complain this one time. Thank you and again, sorry.

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aceplym · February 3, 2026

🎶"They like a ya~am down in Aaa~frica"🎶

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Nick · February 2, 2026

for the curious drongo was a 1900s racehorse that always lost

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Carter Kriss · February 2, 2026

gotta know the David Walliams thing

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Mackenzie Toscan · February 1, 2026

Biggs was only the get away driver not the rim leader

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Josh L · February 24, 2026

I suppose a rim is a form of ring, yes

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weronika mamuna · February 1, 2026

re: these days a corruption plot wouldn't be exciting – please do a Britainology on Line of Duty

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Alex Watters · February 1, 2026

Slightly appalled that The Bill is identified as being set in "Up North" - it's set in East London. But they did pronounce ma'am like mum it's true.

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Ben Schwabe · January 31, 2026

Well now I'm offended by being called a seppo.

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Shiv · January 31, 2026

DM me abt Williams pls

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Shiv · January 31, 2026

Milo, when Michael asked you, “Who came up with that (cockney rhyming slang)??” I was certain you were gonna say, “my ancestors.” shout out to your gran

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Shiv · January 31, 2026

HEARING SEPPO FOR THE FIRST TIME BRILLIANT

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Shiv · January 31, 2026

Licherally my lineage is half yam/half potato

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Darren DM · February 1, 2026

I saw them at The Borderline once.

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Cat Mara · January 31, 2026

Faintly disappointed that Milo didn’t open this one with, “AWRIGHT YOU SLAAGS YOU’RE NICKED”

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Darren DM · January 31, 2026

"Awright Maureen, still on the game? You seen your Terry? SHUT IT!!"

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Andy C · January 31, 2026

Can confirm, potatoes all over this historically cursed archipelago of north atlantic islands. The only place I’ve ever been served a meal with potatoes done three DIFFERENT ways as separate side dishes, was in Aberdeen

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drewb · January 31, 2026

you found the only British branch of Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy

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elle · January 31, 2026

i giggle anytime i hear seppo makes me miss melbs

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H · January 31, 2026

RE Lozzaaaaa Fox, you definitely should not look up how old he and Kiera Knightley were during the filming of The Hole, and you definitely should not try to find the magazine interview (Hello!/ OK! or one of those types) he did about a decade ago, bragging about filming certain scenes and how great it was.

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Josephine · February 1, 2026

Is it very pathetic?

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bobbler42 · January 31, 2026

On celeb wines: I say grahahsm pinot-ton, Kylie merlot, and Gary barlollo.

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EliteErin is cool · February 4, 2026

I don't know how you'd make that work for dolly parton though

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BonusWavePilot · January 31, 2026

Good ep but the auto-silence-skipping is horrible, completely ruins the normal patterns of pauses and speech.

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PortmanTobias · February 1, 2026

thanks for saying this i was getting anxious listening

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Angel-of-Deadlifts · January 31, 2026

I really don't like marmite but I really like vegemite!!

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Lauri King · January 31, 2026

Michael’s teacher was definitely tapping into some ancestral rhyming patterns with his substitute swears for school

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Shiv · January 31, 2026

sock - cock bucket head - fuck it head

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The Horror, The Horror! With Patrizia Dahlia Thompson · January 31, 2026

David Walliams Troy mclure arc confirmed

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zane · January 31, 2026

"Bucket Head Sock" is the full given name of a nonbinary upper-crust american WASP who goes by "Head" among their family and close friends but is professionally known as Bucket H. S. Williams

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meta · January 31, 2026

The isles that are adjacent to Britain

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Cat Mara · January 31, 2026

Irish songwriter Cathal Coughlan once described Ireland as “the last mean spit out of Europe, congealed on the edge of the Atlantic pit”. It’s a bit wordy though

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Koko the Gorilla JOI · January 31, 2026

The David Williams stuff is crazy. Who'd think that someone that close with their sister could harass women?

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Regular Sized Horse (Small) · January 31, 2026

JFC

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Louis Wilkins · January 31, 2026

bucket head is a a Ned Kelly reference I believe.

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Matthew Maddock · January 31, 2026

See, now I want you to talk about “Touch of Frost”

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David C · January 31, 2026

The time cuts between words are too aggressive. Maybe my data is compressing weird, but the is some uncanny valley where the "dead air" is cut. Sorry to be negative at all, love the show, loved the episode!

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Argent You Glad I Didn't Say Banana · January 31, 2026

Ah that's what it was! It sounds like a See and Say

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James Rule · January 31, 2026

Less demon barber than I anticipated.

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · January 30, 2026

Brasil seems so ill suited for Nazis the people are racially blended, the culture is relaxed, the weather hot, the cabbage almost wholly absent

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Andrew Davis · January 30, 2026

We all miss Britainologist emeritus Nate, but Michael is crushing it with the Socratic queries.

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Cat Mara · January 31, 2026

Gonna start a rumour that Nate is in Switzerland now because he is in a sanitarium there recovering from learning too much about Britain, like something from a H.P. Lovecraft story