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It’s a chaos configuration while Riley is away on holiday, with this week’s free episode featuring Milo, Hussein, and November on the topic of… weirdly sexual Keir Starmer-related columns in British newspapers. And also an AI startup that’s apparently very prone to abuse, and a Tony Blair Institute conference that—you guessed it—demands ID cards for Britain. Plus some Euros-themed content that 100 percent aged well!
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Comments (28)
Holy shit. I just subbed to 10000 posts and the bit from with the filthy gamer husband is from "Posts of the Plague Year (Part Two) ft. Milo Edwards". Struck by remembrance lightning with this one.
Humans in customer service acting like machines reminds me of the n+1 magazine article https://www.nplusonemag.com/issue-44/essays/human_fallback/
no matter how generally competent if wildly transphobic the news coverage in British newspapers is, the opinion columns are invariably the most deranged bastards that Charterhouse ever produced
Perhaps the reason Prince Andrew doesn't sweat is because he's an AI
Were these articles written by a cooked, horny AI
This is the first time I've had to stop and take a break while listening out of disgust. People should not be horny for Keith and his cabinet
Opening up to November's voice first up was surprisingly reassuring on a fucked up day. Now for the Horrors.
Once again ai seems primarily built to torment schizophrenics
I never thought talking about cabinet positions could be as uncomfortable as walking in on your parents having sloppy sex.
Tonty Blairs Psychos Fear
Chaos configuration episode? That's so julia fr
Electric Minxy ladyland
Pre recorded episode after the Trump shooting is devious work
Wait, Keir took Julia to Novikov not SoHo House. No wonder she was traumatized by the date, he was cheating on her with someone at SoHo House at the same time. The Scoundrel!
New idea for either a T-shirt or Milo special title: "Callers Will Be Groomed"
Keir starmer being brought to tears by a choir of children dressed as keir starmer in sensible suits and quiffs with faces painted slightly pink
Wow! Prime Ministerial horny phrenology! Meanwhile, I must thank this freaky Spectator columnist bc somehow I missed that BoJo was short (under 6’). He has the unknown number of children of a much taller man. Congrats on winning the Euro, lads!!
Splitting the difference, let’s just say Kier Starmer is a very handsome lesbian for her age.
Oh no, I just realized that means the person who will want to fuck Kier Starmer more than anyone else will be… Manu Macron.
ChatGB, what about ChatTB, you ask it a question and it tells you the answer is ID cards
first trashfuture episode in usa patreon with episode cover art !!
Hearing Nova’s voice upfront: oh no Riley has been crushed by hundreds of French feet and then bottled and sold to the masses
it's the way he would have wanted to go
y'all need a sound clip of justin saying cuomosexual for this conversation
But cuomosexuality was more deranged because instead of columnists (who are universly weirdos) there were regular civilians declaring themselves as such lmao
Also, that Adrian Chiles column that Hussein read the title of is hands down one of the best pieces of writing I've read this year. It made me smile with tears welling in my eyes.
Liz Truss is the girl in the Banky graffito
Viene a casa