The QAnon Press Secretary And The Texas Senate Race Cover Up That Wasn’t (E393)

The Geto Boys song is from 1991

C'mon Jake. He was clearly playing 1.0 of Runescape Dragonwilds

Aaaaaaand she's gone.

Half a scaramucci? Did anyone have that in the pool?

This q anon stuff how they bake and all. It reminds me of school how we would pretty much jokingly make up stories about the teachers and every little thing would be exhaggerated and yes anded untill it was ridiculous and the school had to go out and make a statement that it was not okay to make up football songs about the crafts teacher being a pedofile. And the fact he had a mangled arm did not mean he was a bad person.

Extremely funny this is already out of date

Zacharia has lasted .8 Scaramucci's.

This is the problem with podcasting in 2026.. less than 24 hours after releasing an episode about what would normally be a massively controversial press secretary pick, she's fired for being shockingly bad at her job even for Trump's standards and she will disappear never to be heard from again.

New hire fired, new Avalanches album. It was a good day.

Nice timing QAA!!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

I love the OG 3 episodes. I'm so happy you guys made all this.

I am filled with joy every episode of the QAA second golden age. The boys repartee has never been better. Feels good man.

I love that I found out that Zacharia is no longer press secretary halfway through listening to this episode

All these Zacharias will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to get fired

Aaaand just like that, Zacharia had been fired..

Well, Zacharia has been fired.

She's out before I even listened to this episode 😂 What a time.

I believe she has what the kids are calling "mar a lago face"

They've fired her by the time I get to the episode lmao

Hahahah annnnnd she's gone

Fuck me ! She didn't even last arfur Scaramucci ! !

That didn’t last long. She got fired already.

I haven't even finished the episode and she's gone

I’m listening this episode today and Zacharia just resigned after five days

Listened to the ep this morning, this evening I see Zacharia is now leaving the role. Fucking brilliant

Zachariah is out! 7 days, just like Samira from The Ring whispered to us. We shall not use a Scaramucci as a measure of time, it shall now be the Zachariah.

I live in Texas and hadn't heard anything about Talarico being gone from the campaign trail at all. Makes me feel better about my algo, for sure.

The 12 hour gap between me listening to this episode and Katie Zacharia being fired

The Jake Awakening.

Zachariah is obviously the alien bounty hunter from X Files.

I will not stand for shitting on an Alien movie that had Ron Perlman AND Michael Wincott. It’s dumb fun and it rules.

I think the reason they referenced the "fight fight fight" Q drop for the water drinking is because he drank from the bottle "at least 2-3 times". So his 3 sips refer/signal to the 3 "fight"s.

Not to shame anyone, but listening to the end, it sounds like she can barely fucking read, how's she going to be the press sec

As someone that lives in the area, the idea of going to Mason to improve your mental health is, well, kind of nuts.

The listing of drop numbers because Trump DRANK A BOTTLE OF WATER made me laugh hard enough that people on the bus oogled me

"Cooked old bitch" really sent me

Where the fuck is the new raising hell episode. Get it together I’m not mentally ill enough right now and starting to regret this 5 dollars

Beside the point but Jake’s sundowning/demented Trump impression is fantastic

Jakey I wanna let you know I saw Weezer last week live. And I gotta say: I get it now it was a great show

Talarico’s campaign has been selling “TalaFREAKo” tee shirts for a few weeks now

8 to 9 seconds is about how often James Talarico has been texting me asking for money.

Nordic but her parents claim without evidence that they have Draco ancestry

Jake has such a nice singing voice, knows how to improv a tune for real. as someone learning to sing better, i can hear the solid fundamentals my mans has :)

Is it wrong that I immediately went to the Golem joke about Fetterman?

Jake, you have a beautiful mind

Really becoming disillusioned with language recently. Any attempt to construct order or learn something, to grow in any way, is complete anathema to modern American life. It’s just hard to laugh about the stupid pedophiles in charge of everything. Like we just need to push these people down the fucking stairs and they’ll die and we can move on. Put em on an ice floe. I don’t give a shit. We need to move on. Oh wow your octogenarian uncle thinks— well I think he should be in the fucking dirt and I’m super happy to do something about that. Instead they’re gonna sign a piece of paper to pay my dumbest cousin to come kill me in about 3 months or so. Can’t wait. At least this Groundhog Day will finally be over and I don’t have to wake up to hear the single dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever experienced every single day.

That fucking plane was just Vivek trying to cosplay Ohioan

I love QAA! Listener from the beginning and you’re still putting out bangers. I knew Katie was pilled, just not how deeply pilled! Damn!

Why am I amazed by the gaslighting from Republicans as tbis is the game plan I just can't believe the followers believe it.

Y’all crack me up. Thank you for all the laughs! 🙂❤️

Classic QAA

Talafreako sounds like a P-Funk number that can get booties shakin all across the nation.

Pleased you are doing well Jakey-boy ! Was a wee bit concerning but then I guess we are all currently struggling in these insane times 🫨

Clippy for President !! 🇺🇸🫡

Back in the news- space !! 🤲 Popcorn at the ready ! 🍿🤗❗️

These calcified fossils calling themselves politicians are wanting to be Lee Atwater so bad, literally using the same smear tactics like they're breathing the one solitary fart left in the elevator they trapped for the last half century or more. No creators, no builders, just desperate attempts at drawing shadows of echoes lol

Fetterman isn’t a golem, although perhaps that’s how he conceptualises himself. He’s more of an ogre. A cyclops maybe.

Tall Whites are often mistaken for Nordics. They seem to be interested in communicating with humans.

Jake you're my favorite--your mental breakdowns are delightful

The one real trait that all these ghouls seem to have is chronic unemployability. Their work history consists entirely of fake jobs and sinecures, and they are mostly elder millenials, so wtf were they actually doing the last twenty years?

Lmao she sounds like… she’s about to… explode at any second

This is nuts... i went to middle school with her husband. We are friends (the husband) on Facebook. Only put it all together after listening to this.

Thank you Travis for your reporting. I only heard the first part of the phone call you played and my initial reaction was also 'why is there a blatant HIPAA violation going on here?'.

🍿OMG NEWSEGMENT🍿

Travis, what's your trip code?

Unbelievable gaslighting at the beginning of this the nordics are absolutely from the Pleiades, someone owes someone an apology

New Super Structure and QAA tonight? Fuck yeah

Feel these nips locked and loaded

Let’s go!!!!

This was fast. I’ve been waiting 😂

Shit. I knew the QAnon Press Secretary was coming

FUCK WORK, NEW QAA JUST DROPPED 🫪

Oh hell yeah brothers