Let ‘em Take Out Los Angeles (Premium E357)

Lame. He really didn’t mean it like that guys, this is like Libs of TikTok shit again. He meant “let them take out Los Angeles or San Diego [and see how mad the Dems would be].” Had to skip this episode even though you guys were vibin and funny. And no, he doesn’t have dementia. Stop with the blueanon crap ur better than that!

Thank god for Liv and Julian

giving jake the mud fossil treatment is such a good bit

omg azusa mentioned but at what cost

Oh Jake....oh dear

Thank you Julian for standing for Tears For Fears honour, I was about to unstan QAA and subscribe to Newsmaxx

Dont ever change Jakey ❤️

Ironically Nebraska might be more likely to be nuked than LA because of all of their nuclear missile silos

There's an experimental treatment for what Jake is going through that worked wonders for Julian. He needs his own podcast.

What’s hilarious to me is that Trump is such a New Yorker that it doesn’t matter how left wing New York City becomes, he will call for the bombing of the weird part of Austin before NYC. It really is the only bipartisanship he is capable of.

Crazy parking voice: "Nuking cities!"

Jake's simulation would only be the second worst bomb to hit Warner Bros this year. that's right, how about Digger, folks,

Jake is the best podcaster in the game

Let Jakey Cook

Yeah I didn’t think this will get every MAGA person to boo him because one they’re delusional and second they’re crazy. Also I feel like if MAGA will ever turn on Trump it’s if he makes fun of Christianity or calls himself better then Jesus and God

Jake hard launching a “new weekly segment” absolutely killed me. Unsure exactly what the segment is- someone makes Jake mad and then he says “look at this guy- my internet enemy!” Regardless, I’m 100% on board.

Internet Enemy merch please.

Jake, just give in and watch west wing (😋💚)

This was great. Thank you

I’m running on 3-4 hours of sleep most days and I don’t crash out this much. Maybe it’s because I’m too tired.

"American cities are precious, unlike Fallujah, which had it coming"

The title makes me think of propellorhead’s “take California” sample

No need to be simplistic. We can't vote our way out of it- IF voting is all we do. I think voting is necessary - but not sufficient. So why not talk about the full range of things that need to be done?

I’m so embarrassed that this is how Iran found out Nebraska exists

Your antennas pointed in the right direction. You make a deal in any situation. So with no evacuation, Let California fall into the fuckin' ocean.

Who else vacillates between Jake’s kind of lib optimism and the Liv/Julian attitude that everything is fucked, but wish you could attain Travis-like zen?

Forget pod save, Jake is so libbed out he’s Muller she wrote

Glad to hear you're sleeping well, Jake. So am I. Getting some of the best regular exercise in my life and the best sleep of my life

Listening to Julian and Liv cackle smugly and mock Jake for daring to hope for things in America to get slightly better might actually radicalize me

Little Tokyo is 45%? I’m good with those odds

Every time Jake loses it an angel gets their wings.

LOVE Y’ALL. Fellow Angeleno here. My dark void of a soul needed this so hard.

Lib Agar

More internet enemies

I’m not worried about what Trump meant….but those fuckers in the audience cheering absolutely were cheering for CA cities being wiped off the map. And they think they’re patriotic

Boston catching a stray early on from Julian

Pedantic correction: San Diego is the second largest naval base in the world. Naval Station Norfolk in Virginia is the largest.

Seems obvious to me that Trump was saying “you think gas prices are bad? imagine if we got nuked, that would be way worse” as a way to just bs his dipshit fans into not caring about how bad gas prices are

QAnon Anonymous -> QAA -> Q-Eh-Eh (the Q is for Québec) in what, 3 short years?

As a member of the Padres, I’m sorry for letting you down, Travis

Anyone who’s had a male relative die of Alzheimer’s can tell you that getting angrier and hornier is a stage they often go through. Bad enough when it’s a normal person and not a rapist pedophile

No, it hasn't Julian, lunacy & violence, yes, but not turning it on US soil and everyone, don't make excuses with the dementia bullshit, a President said it, and everyone of these people who support him said nothing. The problem isn't what Trump said it's that all those Nebraskans cheered. Fuck these losers they are nothing and they need to be totally put out if power, I don't give a shit if they want to torture the towns where they live and they're families but keep this shit out of my life with this fucking guy.

Listening to Jake lose his mind and the get shit on by his coworkers was one of my favorite QAA segments in a WHILE.

There is a movie from the 60s called Panic in Year Zero! about a hydrogen bomb being dropped on LA. This episode and Jake nuking various cities made me think of it. Maybe a good movie to add to a premium episode?

Trump is actually in league with those aliens who send the probe and he wants Iran to take out the whales at Sea World so they can't communicate with it in the future. That makes sense.

EmbarrassinglyJust lost wrote longest effort post on phone app (browser not load patreon site no more curiously) only llast 10 or so words are visible while typeos, seemingly taunting an opportunistic drive-by ADHD to hit hard, panicked bout rambling meandering nonsens, then kinda just...blanked, forgot everything, like full reboot and restart of short-term memory who are these words someone abandoned on this screen of which I appear to hold and own?? They ain't mine. Probably cringe too! So that probably-essay is mercifully binned, whatever it was lol. Anyway, umm, new hellraiser game is alright, the new pod racer game is 'burnout is back baby! In Spaaaaaaace!' Well, on surface of planets in space, but still Spaaaaaaace! Graveyard Keeper 2 is weirdly the real addiction though. Not cos of the variety of whimsical regional UK accents as if it were a Monty python era comedy, tho admittedly a pleasant bonus, it's the zombie army and factory workforce to build and optimisefrombcorpses delivered by a communist donkey instead lol. Hm, oh, must get on topic, fun waffle over while memory retains. Tim Ballard updates from couple of ex Mormons if any sickoa like me are interested?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7RW-T-iqOw They aren't the most politically explicit ex Mormon channel id comfortably recommend (That's probably Alyssa Grenfell for now) but they are the most locked in on Tim Ballard's shenanigans and seem pretty chill cool ppl either way. If typing is terrible, apologies, lack of sleep hitting with some hefty visual debuffs right now lol

Calling in with insomnia from humid ass Los Angeles, CA, can’t wait to listen

I think everyone should focus more on how the crowd cheered when he said that... Whatever he meant, this reaction clearly shows that they all understood exactly what they're now trying to deflect from, no?

It’s weird how Trump’s brain seized on two cities on the West Coast of the USA to use as examples when a nuclear strike from Iran would most likely be on the East Coast if they were capable of it at all. I wonder if it is the result of him regurgitating a briefing in which China was the hypothesised aggressor

Omg that woman arguing with herself, or acting both sides of an imagined argument gave me strong flashbacks of JP Seers The bill for my therapy to ease the mental distress this remembrance just caused will be forwarded to you in the post. ( Ok the country I'm in has national healthcare, but it's being defunded and top-down privatised through austerity, so the bills a coming eventually; inevitably. Milton friendman economic religion fckin sucks for real )

Fuck the haters, I love these peeks into our bless'd Jakey's mind palace.

six minutes in and I want to tell Julian to get fucked thanks

Nebraska mentioned

What was your guys favourite part of this ep? When they took turns reading out youtube comments, or when Jake was showing the hosts ai generated videos on an audio podcast?

This is exactly what I need right now 😌

mares eat oats and does eat oats and little jakes eat ivy

Guys. We’ve all been alive long enough to know this is vice signaling. Did he mean it? No. But he’s also doing a little wink to say “but that’s also something you’d like, right, morons?” And the fact that Nebraska is cheering for it is clear. Does he mean ANYTHING? No. He only exists to rape and steal. But he has an awful base whose sadistic tendencies are empowered by the chief dotard sadist.

I LOVE the “blast zone” maps LA guy, where they really really want gay West Hollywood to be incinerated first, but luckily for me they put Echo Park in the green zone, I think? It’s such an amazing mental map of how much he hates different parts of LA

You guys ever heard of NukeMap by Alex Wellerstein? Most fun you can have with Google Maps while procrastinating on the job with your fellow autistic workmates. https://alexwellerstein.com/projects/nukemap/

First the slop came for our art, now it's coming for our conspiracies

Jake is the American bellweather

liv agar

Who's the terrorist now?

socal ftw

Treason.