Gwyneth Paltrow-Endorsed Hyper Astrology (Premium E378)

I hear the name "Ra Uru Hu" being spoken in the Scooby Doo voice.

So this Ra guy was just doing Indigo Children with extra steps is the vibe I'm getting

Kirkegård and all them other lunatics complicate the uncomplicated. Get a dirtbike. Have some souvla and a cigarette with a mate or something. Life is easy if you dont bury yourself in negative thinking XD

Whenever I hear anyone talk about spleens in the context of humorism it always reminds me of Moby Dick. The second sentence of that book is Ishmael talking about "driving off the spleen."

Sexual kung fu guy was also on love is blind btw

I got my chart. It indicates I’m a Sludge Nugget. I should never have been born, I’m worthless and emit only negative energy. Cool!

Liv Agar

Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.

So many drugs and disabled children with supernatural powers reminds me of Midsommar

In order to combine Kabbalah, I Ching, etc. they would first have to understand Kabbalah, I Ching, etc.

These people just repackaged Abu al-Kindi's stellar ray theory from the 800s, assumed nobody would notice if they called them neutrinos instead, and then said the absolute wrongest thing I've ever heard anyone say about neutrinos. What a home run

Developing the concept of developing things from first principles from first principles

Myers Briggs for dummies with some woo woo thrown in to sell lots of pointless merch

What you describe as hyper astrology is really how it is still practiced in India. Most people do this interpretation of birth chart with an astrologer before making major life decisions. A match of birth charts is a prerequisite in arranged marriages for example

The Facilitated Communication/Telepathy Tapes people are going to be all over this. Also, my brain went here immediately: RaRaRaRaRaRaRaRaRa Uru Hu! https://youtu.be/oCEDjEp60aE

I am reminded of the Inspiration Particles from Terry Pratchett's Disc World series. They're always flying around through space, and if one hits our head, we get inspired and create a masterwork item.

This is Nen.

For all the trillions of neutrinos passing through your body every second, there's an actual interaction with a human sized body of water every 45 years (the neutrino physicists say that the first one gives you your midlife crisis and the second one kills you). Even Ice Cube, the 1kmx1kmx1km block of ice in Antarctica, can have issues reliably detecting the moon from its neutrino shadow. (Or at least did 15 years ago, when l was routinely teasing a friend for working on moon detection)

l'm still trying to figure out if you can reverse engineer a person's ssn from their exact birth time and location and/or their full star sign. Or what extra information you would need. lt might be easier to convince people that there's a kind of astrology you can do from their government issued identification numbers.

Esses estudantes franceses são mestres em desafiar a chaleira.

Yikes. Jennifer Aniston, Waldorf School alum, passing this HD bs on to Paltrow is unsurprising as it sounds very Rudolf Steiner coded.

Taking a pill in IKEA and starting a spiritual system based on a fusion of feng shui and Norse mythology.

Liv Agar starting with Kirkegaard!

i found out about human design when my mom put "HD Projector" (Human Design Projector) in her instagram bio. i thought she had started larping as electronics for a hot sec

This is why I left my therapist of 4 years. First they suggested The Secret (got 2 entries in and 😑) then she asked for my HD info. Nope. Bye.

You probably don’t believe in Enneagram types either.

Ra's origin story starting with a dental problem sounds an awful lot like PK Dick's exegesis story also featuring dental pain. Both are huge drug users, with bad teeth that undergo profound visionary experiences.

I've found astrology (the real stuff, not the stupid sun sign horoscopes) to be scarily accurate about me, but the human design generator/manifestor thing is wildly inaccurate. It says I'm a generator but I'm an AuDHD who has never been able to handle a typical 8 hour job and has been disabled by low dopamine for my entire adult life. This guy was an idiot wanna be cult leader with zero sense of responsibility toward others and a clearly pathological fixation on individualism. Typical New Ager 🤮

So basically Gwyneth Paltrow is running a Ra's al Ghul MLM. OK.

https://youtu.be/bXdBzpRDR5I?si=Wg5sKh-jxqB-jW58

C'mon Rave Children isn't The Witcher it's X-Men with arguably less fascism than modern X-Men

Just a pronunciation point, not that it'll necessarily ever come up again, Ibiza is pronounced ee-BEE-za or ee-BEE-tha (castillan spanish). The "i" in Spanish is always pronounced as"ee"

Spleen in this context is essentially another word for ennui. Melancholy and general sense of purposelessness. Shakespeare also used this term in several of his works.

Where’s Jackie boy? Poor Jake is too traumatized to be on the pod with Liv and Julien again :( meanies

liv agar

So funny that Travis says anyone who talks about their spleen is repellent, Love is Blind Patrick only got one girl to give him the time of day and it was the only person with whom he used the word "splenic" instead of "spleen" trying to be sneaky.

Has the show always been this way? One person brings an idea and everyone else is there to riff? I feel like the shows used to be collaborative in the writing sense. No longer

Generator, reporting for duty! On the spleen: it’s interesting to me per googling that Chinese medicine links that organ to worry and overthinking. Because yes, the ancient greeks associated it with black bile/depression. I have a (dormant) blood disease that can lead to a palpably swollen spleen. all respect to that Love is Blind guy, my understanding is you want your spleen to be giving you 0 feedback on the daily

Dracula follows the throat

This is ai Scientology.

Travis IS daddy! Many people are saying this

does it bump for anyone else that Gwyneth Paltrow being called a wellness influencer is a bit like calling John Brown a tanner with an ethical preoccupation?

Fucking love when Liv drops a “from first principles”

Wow! I was just thinking “When will the new QAA episode drop?” and this appeared! Did I manifest it?😂

Liv Agar

Hell yeah