Psychic Sasquatch For Trump (Premium E289)

I SAW HIM. Thank you for telling me his name — not knowing his name has been haunting me years. It was at a weird new age festival event in Simi valley in 2017. He spent a lot of time elaborately recounting a time where he fed a whole family Sasquatch. They were pretty shy and the trick was Cinnabon — they especially liked Cinnabon. He then played some distorted audio as “proof” of the encounter. The whole experience was surreal and it’s so good to know the story around the guy.

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Why do all of these guys have the same speech patterns as Jim Watkins?

My ex was super into this stuff. Started to practice some weird ass squach calls at home. I ended it after that.

“The squatch has no heroes”

That 3 foot turd could be murderxbryan

Amazing episode 👏🏼

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who hasn't gotten the episode in my podcast app. I was wondering if I was having a payment problem.

I cannot cope with how much this guy's voice sounds like a slightky sped up Jim Watkins 😂😂

This was the funniest episode yet! Laughing so hard on the train!

This was such a great episode. Please put it on the greatest hits album.

Good Lord. I'm listening to this as I'm prepare to go to a barn wedding in Onalaska, Washington, next-door to Chehalis. Freaked the F out right now.

Some real Kojima-ass names in this ep

I'm here for the "have to make" jokes

“Ain't no rules says a squatch can't play basketball”

Wouldn’t it be voter fraud for a squatch to vote for Trump? Or do they have birthright citizenship because they exist in multiple dimensions and… wait, wouldn’t that be a problem for Trump supporters too?

Thanks guys. I needed this.

I have commissioned artwork of the Xuxiko, Luciferian psychic space sasquatch, done in Jack Kirby style, I'll pass it along when it's complete.

Mental illness is horrific. He is a true believer and it's very sad.

Sasquatch mod in NBA 2K, when?

Definitely didn’t read the title before jumping in. See new QAA pod, listen immediately. Never been disappointed. Frikkin love these guys.

Martin Luther famously did a lot of his thinking trying to take a shit

He talks like the guy who wanted to storm the Getty

I fucking love the description of the squatch encounter. I am from canada near alaska in a place that has more grizzly bears than god ever intended and i firmly believe every squatch sighting is just a bear doing some out of pocket bear shit. Homies walk on their hind legs, pull latches, eat hallucinogenic mushrooms for kicks, and stare at vistas. Bears are just what a sasquatch *is* no cryptozoology required and its so fucking funny to me this guy brands himself as a tough alaskan and he had a stinky bear huffing a warning at him and he was like GOTTA BE SASQUATCH like my man lmfao

Utterly off topic but a famous singer from Scotland has now gone and done his own research.. https://archive.md/iTkqv

I like the sort of Alex Jones-effect when someone's trying to put on a craAAaAZY cartoonish woo woo voice to mock people who disagree with them and then like 2 minutes later use that EXACT same voice when they're being 100% serious and sincere. Straight up sounding like a supervillian at the end of a children's movie being wheeled off to the looney bin.

LOOK BAABE! TRUMPS QUOTING ZORTH! HA HAAA

Zork: the grand inquisitor

For Jake - I am about a third way through this episode. I just wanted to address the crying thing that Jake mentioned about it being fake. About a decade ago, my company had an industrial accident/explosion. We all had to evacuate the building. Only a couple people were hurt. But a lot of people were shaken up. One of those people was one of my coworkers in the same department. This coworker is extremely religious Christian We all got to our muster point and took attendance Everyone accounted for. But this guy, a man in his late 50s, was grimacing and blubbering, crying so hard that when he came up to the muster point, I didn’t recognize him at first. He was a mess. Point being, these God-fearing types are often very hysterical during emergency situations Maybe they just think that the rapture is starting and they’re worried they weren’t taken lol.

look babe trump’s quoting zorth really tickled me thanks boys

This is the type of qaa I live for.

Travis would have made a great explorer. I could see him racing to find the source of the Nile.

Your bowels do loosen in times of extreme panic, the idea being that it lightens the load you must carry as you run. Doesn't really work in an epoch where most humans wear underpants, but it was a protocol developed a long time before clothes were.

Eraser movie night!

What, you don't immediately recall the 1996 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Vanessa Williams classic "Eraser"?

🚨❗️Return to Zork mentioned❗️🚨

Motherfucker doing the soft sell on some James Dobson child abuse shit. Fuck him.

just rewatched the Jersey devil episode of x-files where the sighting of it was just a drawing of bigfoot with a huge rack lol

Why does Matthew Johnson sound like Jim Watson and Roger Spurr's love child?

The fact that Zorth is just out here shitting everywhere for his “adopted son” to find??

I'd go see Bigfoot Ninja

I kept thinking of Zoltan from ‘Dude Where’s my Car’ when he mention the spirit. Also, love the Zorth shit that was almost 3’ long at the very end of the episode.

Brad, thank you for pronouncing Chehalis right. Not a lot of people get Washington indigenous place names right. -a Washingtonian

As a fellow person interested in Sasquatch, and someone who has had some experiences in the woods, I agree with Dr. J. If you have schizophrenia, you can still have experiences with the supernatural. The cause and effect however, becomes harder to parse in that case. A schizophrenic can certainly see ufos. Why not Sasquatch. There is no stone left unturned by internet and political brain rot. I study Sasquatch encounters and communities for the past 5 years. Separating who is crazy and who is not isn’t even remotely possible anymore. However Dr J is clinically gone. If you tell me a “forest person” would vote for trump. You’re fried like an egg.

I am so sad that being a broke ass bitch means that I am going to have to forgo access to cutting edge journalism like this as of next month

Yesssss Dr. Johnson!!! I bought all of this guys books at my local, rural grocery store. He’s insane lmao

Zorthhhh

It's very very entertaining to me that flesh and blood cryptozoology people (and nuts and bolts urology heads) get so pissed off that the impossible being might be supernatural somehow

Might be the best episode of QAA this year lol

As someone who may or may not have recommended the topic to Brad, I feel compelled to clarify I was only a member of the Facebook group for goofs, and then it became more disturbing than funny so I left

Bait-clickin' Hoes is the name of my Cherry Poppin' Daddies cover band

I'm with the paranormal bigfoot idea frankly. The stories behave very very much like djinni or fae folk belief systems. Both of which are supposed to be capable of independently following religion. A djinn can be Muslim, Christian, Jewish, pagan, atheist, anything

Zorth is Q

liv agar

Jake is absolutely right on the guy fake crying. dude sounds like he's forcing the weepy sound into his voice

I think the poop fear response is like a squid shooting ink to escape predators

Brad's "anyways..." was brutal lmao

Matthew Johnson sounds like a bad Patrick Warburton impression

Now I need to listen again so I can get the name of the evil race of sasquatch. Obviously they're misunderstood and merely trying to save humanity from the other two much more evil sasquatch races.

I'm so disappointed in Jake not knowing Eraser

God gives his most honest soldiers his skunkiest of apes

Pounding on my steering wheel shouting, "ERASER! ERASER!"

Brad’s laugh is so great

Brad episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥🛸🛸🛸🛸

Wadayitalkinabeet?

Y'all, watch Big and Hairy if you wanna learn that a Sasquatch-playing basketball movie already exists. Make it a movie ep. & have the Text Me Back podcast guest.

The audio Q at the end made me choke on my coffee

Samsquanch in Saskatchewan

“Look Babe! Trump is quoting Zorth!” New GOP slogan.

I mean this in the best way possible because I love Brad and the work he does, but he’s so playfully evil with his presentation. The trickster slowly melting Julian’s brain into mush with the absurdity of the content

Uh him trying to say psychosis can't happen if multiple people are experiencing it at the same time is a complete lie, Shared Psychotic Disorder is a know thing since 1860, hell even the last Joker movie was sub-titled with it's french synonym: 'Folie à Deux' - As an alleged mental health professional he should already know this lol - - - - - - - From the official pages: "Shared psychotic disorder (folie à deux) is a rare disorder characterized by sharing a delusion among two or more people in a close relationship. The inducer (primary) who has a psychotic disorder with delusions influences another nonpsychotic individual or more (induced, secondary) based on a delusional belief. It is commonly seen among two individuals, but in rare cases, can include larger groups. For example, it can occur in a family and is called folie à famille." - - - - - - Extra paragraph for funsies: Jules Baillarger was the first to report this condition in 1860. During the 19th century, psychiatrists in Europe suggested different names. In France, it has been called "folie communiquee"(communicated psychosis) by Baillarger. In German psychiatry, it was named "Induziertes Irresein" by Lehman and Sharfetter. In 1877 Lasegue and Falret coined the term “folie à deux.” The French word “folie à deux" means madness shared by two. In the early 1940s, Gralnick, in his review of 103 cases of folie à deux, described four types of this disorder. He defined it as a psychiatric entity characterized by the transfer of delusions from one person to one or several others who have a close association with the primarily affected person. The four types are as follows: 1) Folie imposee (imposed psychosis) - Described by Lasegue and Falret in 1877. The delusions are transferred from an individual with psychosis to an individual without psychosis in an intimate relationship. The delusions in the induced individual soon disappear once the two are separated. - - - 2) Folie simultanee (simultaneous psychosis) - Described by Regis in 1880. Both partners share the psychosis simultaneously. They both have risk factors through long social interactions that predispose them to develop this condition. There are reports of sharing genetic risk factors among siblings. - - - 3) Folie communiquée (communicated psychosis) - Described by Marandon de Montyel in 1881. This type is similar to folie imposee; however, the delusion in the secondary partner occurs after a long period of resistance. Also, the secondary partner will maintain the delusion even after separation from their partner. - - - 4) Folie induite (induced psychosis) - Described by Lehmann in 1885. In this type, new delusions are assumed by an individual with psychosis who is being influenced by another individual with psychosis.

Something tells me that dude doesn't need to push very hard when he poops

This is one of the best qaa episodes ever

"look honey, trump is quoting Zorth!" LMAO I'm dying. I just laughed out loud in the middle of work

Me when the intro includes: Brad - 🤩 Annie - 🤩 Liv - 🤩 Caio - 🤩 Main squad - 🤩 Special guests - 🤩

apes are monkeys, taxonomically speaking. Colloquially their distinct, but scientifically, apes are monkeys.

We are great apes

And I thought my bowel movements were life changing.

As someone who grew up around people who went on Bigfoot Expeditions, I've noticed that people who believe in sasquatches aren't afraid of bears the way most people are. I think a big part of this belief is trying to reconcile the confidence that you and your cowboy revolver can deal with any animal you know about and the little part of your brain that tells you to be afraid of things in the woods you don't recognize. Some people aren't afraid of any of the things that are actually out there, but they're still afraid, so they collectively invent a new thing to be afraid of that rationally justifies that instinctive fear.

I particularly enjoyed this one

The foots

Jake just casually dropping in the premise to Teen Wolf like it's an original bit. lmao.

Julien did make this point in the episode but the only creatures capable of eating five Cheetos and leaving the rest are considerably smaller than a Sasquatch. It was probably some sort of wandering gnome or pixie.

Mysterious butt print is my band name.

These guys just jacked the plot of Demonwarp

histrionic personality disorder?

This is definitely one of the most memorable episodes you guys have ever made. The level of delusion is very sad and disturbing (especially among the followers he’s exploiting) but the level of absurdity is something else.

Possibly the greatest episode title ever?

QAA makes me happy twice a week. Thank you so much!

Jake, stop your Kairos-retreat shaming (I say as I finger my necklace)

so multiple listenrs are both from oregon and were in cults you talked about im noticing a pattern

There’s at least one alternative to being a lunatic, a liar, or a truth-teller: namely, being mistaken. Either C.S. Lewis—and every Christian apologist (e.g., William Lane Craig) who’s subsequently ripped off his argument—didn’t see this option or hushed it up.

What is it with deranged mental health professionals being weepy lunatics? Between this guy and Jordan Peterson it’s becoming a trend

Brad Abrahams

Salvador Dalí discovered “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints” so Julian’s airport dreams might come true

Holy shit! Ty so much

Hell yeah.

From the synopsis, I can already tell this episode is really going to help me out during a tough week. 🙏

Please tell me we get a Jake Squatch porn fanfic story out of this 🙏🙏🙏

Got scared that the guy who was trolling Project Camelot with his Alien Sasquatch silliness had lost his mind. Got breath a sigh of relief after reading the ep summary. Excited to listen!

Jake Jake Jake

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