The Devil Conspiracy (2022) Movie Night (Premium E256)

The idea that everything after this episode is actually just the boys lying to us and things haven't actually gone to shit is waaaay too appealing :(

Just thinking about how weird it is that this fantasy of being impregnated with a Satan baby is such a far right Christian fantasy. Because they're so anti-abortion, but they have the most fantastical fantasies about evil opportunistic fetuses, pregnancies that with catastrophic consequences if carried to term. I guess it's not that surprising because of the overlapping white supremacist, anti-Black sexual fantasies held by far-right Christian America - the idea that cross-race (white-POC) "mingling" is a violent threat. Anyway... so much creepiness behind these bonkers ideas.

So they took the plot of the Serpentor arch from GI Joe and added Jesus and the Devil

No idea if anyone’s suggested it, but you guys gotta watch Southland Tales. Absolutely insane movie that hits at the peak of 90s/00s conspiracy culture around war and the media and stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s best performance he’s ever given. I’m surprised I barely see anyone talk about it.

In case it hasn’t been suggested already, @Jake you should check out ‘Gabriel’ (2007). I think it used left over set pieces from the Matrix films, and stylistically looked AWESOME. Watching it with sound however…

BD for 5€ ... Best and least investment of the last months

What fascinates me about this Michael defeating Lucifer etc story, none of this is in the bible

Is Liz not short for Lizard?

Are we all going to ignore the fact that Jake implies that Mary Magdalene gave birth to Jesus when he calls the lady impregnated with Jesus DNA "anti-Mary Magdalene"?

Ghostbusters Bingo card holders/drinking game players gonna have some fun on this one.

My Twitter feed is currently being blasted with “New X-ray analysis just revealed the Shroud of Turin, Christ's alleged burial cloth, to be 2,000 years old.” Kinda crazy considering this ep.

Julien's Ghostbusters crack got me pretty good.

I CAN NOT believe they didn't mention the awesome detail of her blue gown turning white down the front in a spatter after drinking the bleach! (Wait NVM they did. I got the order of the scenes wrong 😕)

Pedantic, but Mary Magdalene is a completely different person from Jesus’ mother Mary.

Omg i live in prague:ooo

I heard it as "get ahead of their skeeze"

This Is Not That Julian edition: Czech speed

Vivaldi absolutely melted faces on the violin in the 1700s

Please Please PLEASE do ‘Midnight Mass’ on Netflix next. 💕

that auto-Q fucked me up

I am SOOO watching this movie now 😬

Wait, Jake not played any Darksiders before? His description is kinda sounding more like that series than Lords of the Fallen, as it shares similar armour design but is explicitly larger-than-life heaven Vs hell Vs earth universe from Dark Horse comics, also focused way less on the religion side and more on stylised melodramatic fantasy combat/puzzles ---- Even had quite vibrant eclectic voice acting, including Michael Wincott playing a super sarcastic, dry Death/Grim Reaper for the sequel's protagonist - (he was main villain in the original Crow movie, also in Jordan Peele's Nope. Speaks with wonderfully deep raspy baritones to where I was often playing the game jjust to hear his lines tbh lol) -

Okay, so I assume Liz was supposed to be the "Scarlet Woman" aka the "Whore of Babylon/Babalon."

I watched this and like it but whenever the Devil says "Michael" I just hear Gob Bluth from Arrested Development

This was fun, can't wait to share this movie with my wife who loves horror

I was kinda hoping the baby would come out and kick ass like the baby from Kung Pow.

The proper podcast movie night should always be a film that the audience will never actually watch, so good job 👍

This movie sounds like a great episode of Clone High.

34 years old because Jesus died at 33?

Liz = Lizard person?

My payment lapsed cuz I’m a broke bitch so I had to retry the payment after payday. I’ve said it before but the first nano second of the song was worth the money.

The anti-woke review at the end was amazing. Can't believe he unironically did the "if you say you're English you get arrested" bit.

I wonder if people can have the same clone babies? You're showing off your new clone baby to your rich friends to and then a couple of months later you see they got the same one? "Oh, THANKS A LOT Bethany! Now everyone's gonna think Walter cheated on me! No you did NOT already plan to get one before we did! You didn't even know who Chopin was!!" You teach at CalArts and there's 9 completely identical mentally ill gingers in the same class who just wanna look at flowers and cry about girls? Well. I guess there were probably already a couple of those...

Just to blow your mind those Chronicles of Narnia movies grossed a total of 1.5 billion dollars

If Satan really existed he'd be on YouTube, Facebook, and other social media as himself. He'd be a talking head on Fox News, CNN, MSNBC. No costumes, magic or illusions. Not a cup of brimstone needed. He'd just blab his opinions to the gullible. He'd be an "influencer."

So it's a worse version of IMMACULATE?

Just watched the film and goddamn is it bad. Not “so bad it’s good”, and not even “an entertaining waste of time”. Can’t even point and laugh at it, or even study it as an example of a bad filmmaking. It’s just tediously, uninterestingly bad. I get why Travis was just silent for the entire conversation; it’s not even worth talking about. Save your time, bandwidth, and especially your money, folks.

Yes, please lie to me. I don't care.

Paused the pod and watched it, so glad I did just for the signature early 90’s action theme music for Michael, the movie was a great waste of time and far better than it deserved to be. For $5M they got a hell of a lot on screen including a lot of practical sets

Jojo Rabbit Rocks, you Philistines!

y'all shoudl really do a crossover with God Awful Movies podcast!

This is like the fourth episode in a row where Jake says something is "like a Tim Robinson sketch." So we can now officially add "I Think you Should Leave" to the lore of Jake's brain, along with Ghost Busters, Indy Jones, Star Wars, video games, etc. (And why not, that show fucking rules.)

This movie has the greatest jumpscare ever, when the demon baby jumps out the ultrasound screen

This movie sounds like it’s is just clone high.

Look, I know this is not that, but, have any of your ever seen the strange film "Possum"? It might be more a Julian movie but it's got the dude who was a mission impossible villain as the main guy going through a rather fascinatingly bleak neurotic Northern-england industrial mid-life crisis with hypnotic abstract horror imagery for good measure. Sean Harris has to be the most haunted actor out there. Did I mention it's written and directed by the writer of Garth Marenghi's DarkPlace? Should also mention knowing that detail won't prepare anyone going into Possum neither. 😉

this movie reminds me a lot of Wes Craven's Wishmaster

I watched this movie in rehab😂

Nice Julian! He’s back, baby!

If I had a baby I'd have already dropped it to the floor at this notification.

Do you think it’s Liz like “Lizard?” To se it through a more pilled perspective

Hell yeah!

Hell yeah, I was going to watch this movie in theaters because it looked so obviously shitty, but it disappeared in a week. But when I found out it was mostly forced birth propaganda instead of an entertainingly stupid JEEZUS action movie I was glad to have not given them any money.