The Protocols Are So Back (E291)
Adrenochrome, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Antifa invasions — it all happens on X. We examine some of the most unhinged things making the rounds on the everything app, plus get a nautical update from our resident barger charger expert Jake.
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SOURCES:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-jewish-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel/
https://www.nytimes.com/article/sicily-yacht-sinks-passengers.html
Comments (79)
It always throws me off when anyone mentions the Just Cause games since they're so criminally underappreciated. If you're someone who enjoys doing the dumbest things you can think of in an open world then they're the games for you.
Same here - I objectively know that they are buggy and lacking in a lot of other aspects. But damn if it isn't just the best kind of stupid fun flying a cargo plane directly into an enemy base or spiral-wingsuiting up the side of a tornado. JC 3 and 4 are the guilty pleasure games in my library I keep returning to.
Sent a text to a friend yesterday: "The protocols are SO back, baybee!!" Then I come here and you have that in the title and the freaks the new premium ep. is about is what I was talking about. The 12 part series by their local news is wild af: https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/franklin-politics/millersville-cops-team-up-with-so-called-pedophile-hunter-who-blames-satanic-cult-masquerading-as-jews
Jake, Trump could in fact serve time at Rikers if he gets a short enough prison sentence. A longer sentence would likely send him to federal prison but not Guantanamo. Trump would likely go to Otisville or Pensacola.
Tony Saruga is my new hero.
schweetzagate
title idea if you guys need to make another water/boat related episode: Captain Pillips
"we do not make any throw away stuff" FUCK YOUUU!! BRING BACK JAKE'S TAKES!!!
Liv agar for 2024 (qaa president)
Can’t believe Jake didn’t go on to recommend a couple better porn sites than twitter and have to get bleeped out for free advertising
I’m not fully through the episode but this is two strikes for me about weird off topic “BlueAnon” rants from Julian. Give me a break dude. Focusing on defeating Donald Trump is absolutely the priority right now, then we can push the democrats for more action on Palestine
Correct.
Wow, great episode. What really blows my mind is how many "likes" and 're-tweets" people like Owen's and et al get. But then, that explains a lot of the behavior I see daily. Book recommendation; Black Pill, by Elle Reeve
I now know why the word “Furthermore” is low key depressing to me. I mean I’ll give it TB, the phrase “acts of barbary” sounds like a great dropkick song
Is it just me or is Candace Owens sounding increasingly like MTG lately
@21:00 ... this is exactly what people said would happen, the blood libel conspiracy theories starting with a anti-leftist political angle with pizzagate going after democrats, but would inevitably evolve back to its anti-semitic roots.
Comrade Orca has learned how to conjure waterspouts in solidarity
Bayes drive by 😄
Candice Owen's gleeful "blood libel!" moment makes a lot more sense if you hear it through the lens (uhh, audio lens!) of min-maxxing her antisemitism stat: it's just her level-up response, along with a mario-esque flourish of a spin animation and a fist pump in the air.
serious dumb guy energy coming off tim ballard.
Ya but that crazy coke head did say “acts of barbary”. kinda feeling that as a band or dropkick Murphy song ha
Anyone find the post from Jack Straw about the Ukrainian baby farm? I'm looking and can't find it. I really want to send it to someone
My brother in law just told me that he believed something was true, because the fascists at facebook hadn't censored it yet so it has to be true. Absolute psychos for real.
One of my fav QAA segments is the anticipation between hearing Jake mispronounce something and when Julian pounces.
flub heads are eating good thanks to jake
Why can I find your old episodes?
I’m hoping they re-release them as a collection for separate purchase. They may be a little too galaxy brained for the new audience. But i need them back yesterday!
The only reason I got the covid vax was because I thought it was the antifa super soldier serum. Sign me up!
X, the everything app!
Zone of Pinterest!
The auto Q telling everyone to "eat shit" lmao
I like how she at ~7:00 in she says "Christians and Catholics".
The operator-but-also-whistleblower part of the fiction is interesting. It speaks to the quixotic relationship right wing conspiracists have towards intelligence agencies, where they are automatically deferential to anyone in a uniform and love plastering alphabet names over their fantasies to lend them credibility, but also hate and distrust them for being wielded by their enemies. So there has to be a constant secret war going on between the white hats and black hats within. Flynn was the blueprint for all of this stuff I suppose.
My pappy told me, Schwarz's and Schweetz's have been battling for centuries. As a Schwartz, I try to stay out of it...
Who is this Shawn Nolastname British imposter
We're living in the fucking Overton Window.
Doc said my wife's moribly obese. But, come on Doc, she's just Overton. 🥁
A small correction for Julian: the Protocols actually played a very minimal role in Nazi propaganda in Germany. They were far more important in the U.S. due to Henry Ford paying for mass printing of copies in connection to the Dearborn Independent and circulation by the KKK and other related white Protestant nationalist movements in the 1920s to 1940s. During and after WW2 the Protocols were also printed in large numbers in Arabic due to the migration of Nazi and other antisemitic propagandists to the Arab world and the narrative “fit” to a conspiratorial view of Zionism. In reality, there was practically no mention of the Protocols before 1920 and Henry Ford’s claim that they came from a Russian original text may itself be a revisionist backstory.
To clarify on the last point: if the Protocols really did come from a White Russian émigré source, then they should have played a much LARGER role in Nazi propaganda due to the influence of Slavic anti-communists who spread the Judeobolshevik narrative to Germany. The fact that the Protocols played a much larger role in American antisemitic propaganda suggests that they may have originated in the U.S. in the first place.
Jake, just take a bit of spiro about it, I promise you don't have to transition
nooo jake don't take the spiro you'll always be thirsty and have to pee like 25 times a day
Good to see Crokin is doing just great. Well adjusted, taking care of her mental health, spending time offline and enjoying life.
if anything deserves to be deadnamed it is TWITTER.
1000%
Was expecting hip hop airhorn not foghorn lol. I treasure all this trash.
One of my friends was boarding a flight in Sardinia just before 6 AM. While boarding, she and other passengers were looking out over the sea towards Sicily where they saw multiple water spouts forming in the distance. No one on that flight knew that just barely an hour earlier, the Bayesian had sunk because that news had not yet been reported. She showed me pictures of the water spouts.
Hey,I'm Italian,and 100% dead sure from Sardinia no one can see even a hint of Sicily,probably were dolphins
Who knew it was possible to take psychic damage from an episode title alone?
I fully endorse Julians proposal to retire the term "breaking the internet" because the internet is already broken.
I saw The Tissues And The Potties open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in ‘93.
How dare you bring Toad into this?
FAO SCHWEETZ 😂😂
FAO SCHWEETZ 😂😂
There already is a movie where Steven Seagal fights child sex traffickers. “Out of Reach” it’s be best worst movie I’ve ever seen. Atrocious movie, laughed the whole time.
Playing. The. HITS.
Barger Chargers are also coming back, in a big way!
One weird mystery you guys didn’t touch on is the NASA astronauts STILL stuck in space who now won’t be coming back until 2025!! What’s the tea on Boeing?!?
The astronauts aren't in any danger of not being able to make it back to Earth. The Boeing Starliner they took has three helium leaks in addition to control thruster issues, but the ISS itself is running just fine. If they need to get back urgently, they could do so as soon as September, but from reporting so far the astronauts seem to be doing okay, and are happy to help out with experiments and work on the ISS. The main decision right now is to decide how to best return the Starliner to Earth, and if it will be manned or unmanned. You don't need to worry though, NASA folks are very competent and all operations around the ISS are taken extremely seriously by all involved. If anything, it points towards the need towards more regulation and engineering checks from private companies looking to get into space travel.
Travis on Threads when? It’s the only reason I visit there.
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The “news clip” at the end fucking killed me. He’s reading so earnestly! Kinda reminds me of a segment they’d have on the OG Daily Show with Craig Kilborn. (It’s Thursday so it’s time to France, France, France.)
Please tell me I'm not the only one that heard Julian say 'pobody's nerfect' at around 14 minutes. Hidden code??? Julian, blink twice if you're in danger.
That’s from the Simpsons-the Simpsons go to Australia
liv agar
QAA Extended Universe back at it again lol
Remember when Rocketboy claimed that twitterX was going to be bigger than the world banks? 😂 Man, what’s a fucking goofball.
(trailer voice) "Protocols: Re-emergence - The movie everyone's been waiting for, but too afraid to admit. What was once just viral posts on your parents' mobile phones is almost available to see on the big Screen! Coming soon to a cinema near you!"
Gentlemen! We cannot allow a pedophilia gap!
pez dispensers!
Feels good to hear Julian give the straight shit on the Democrats supporting a genocide. Makes me feel slightly less insane.
This show is what Chapo was for me in 2016. Makes me feel more sane.
My boys from Antifa Super Soldiers are back. 20 24 bayyybeeee
Saturday ep let's goo
Barger charger believers eating good this weekend
love barger charger. reminds me of local punk bands covering argy bargy
We love our everything site don't we folks
X… so gruesome I just can’t look away
Hail Moloch, a new ep
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