BONUS: The Very Dumb Story of Jack Teixeira *LIVE IN CORK*
We did in fact go to Ireland and we used this special moment to talk about a guy who got so into posting on Discord that he got charged under the Espionage Act. Thank you so much to our wonderful audience! This was an absolute blast.
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crazy how this kid is literally just « what if Lcpl. Fucknutz but MA ANG instead of MUHRINES » so instead of being a lower working class kid who uses the military as a jumping off point for a short career of mainly petty but inevitably not as petty crimes, it’s some suburbanite who yearns for attention and violence or at least proximity to those things
Jack’s stepdad was a Master Sergeant with the same intel unit, and his brother worked there as well.
Talking about the e girlfriend just makes me think of Kyle Gordon’s banger “if you break up with me I’ll kill myself” (he does parody music) https://youtube.com/shorts/mxVUkgCUsus?is=zvsbngMcp0Svqf1N
At a certain point, the death penalty is more humane than solitary confinement.
Live show was unreal lads, muffin firing squad is a hell of a way to go! (shout out to Tom for being sound af and letting me burn the ears off him outside the venue).
I 100% went to school with a kid like this. Thank god getting a gun requires a license in Canada too. Also as someone born in '98, can comfirm, listened to MCR as a teen
Seriously though annoying white guy who says slurs and shows people gore on his phone to classmates is just a type of guy now with the rise of smart phones lol
Was a great live show, thanks for the good time guys. Hadn't known I could have brought a muffin, but in fairness I also wouldn't have opened the fecking thing
The venn diagram of people who posted on something awful and people who are fascinated by military history is a near perfect circle
I feel like the fact that alien stuff hasn't been leaked yet proves that the government isn't hiding aliens, because anyone with that information is inevitably going to brag about having proof that aliens exist, because that would be so cool.
I confess I look back on my time as a shitposter with great pride. Back in the days before my brain really exploded from AuDHD burnout, I was part of the anti-quack activism community, and used to do a lot of shitposting in alternative health groups. We collected bans like badges of honour - though I never could get banned by Food Babe. I had to stop when I realised it was damaging my mental health with the stupidity. I went back to shitposting cookers during the pandemic, but that was when the AuDHD really broke my brain and I had to stop again.
Sorely disappointed there were no shorts.
I was informed it was supposed to be cold. It was not.
I audibly gasped when I read the description. I love getting bonus episode ass shit as live shows