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April 23, 2024

BONUS EPISODE: Lions Led By Robots 7: Piss Gundam

G Gundam introduces a German Ninja for some reason.

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Brittney With An E · March 5, 2026

I dont know if its the same guy from Joe's recollection but Halifax has a similar glove dude lol

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Sarah Washington · October 16, 2024

The sexual tension is obviously between George and Domon and I have that fic if you want it.

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 14, 2024

The German ninja's throwing stars have a very problematic shape

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Markus D · May 30, 2024

I was surprised that Alex Jones JUST turned 50, but at the same time I didn't have a good idea of how old he was. Something in me just thought he wouldn't be younger than my parents.

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LensWipe · May 5, 2024

Next stop: LLBR but do The 08th MS Team because it's actually so good

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B Reisfresser · May 3, 2024

Temujin is how the given name of Chinggis Khan is read in Japan, isn't it?

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Matthew Mayton · May 2, 2024

I know what you all should watch next, Girls und Panzer, where, as a sport, high school girls compete using tanks.

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Garen Lichtschild · May 1, 2024

I nominate Bielefeld as the origin city of the German ninja, the shadow from the city that doesn't exist

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Valerie Christine · April 27, 2024

Kassabian: mid twenties isn't young me, 41: *existential crisis intensifies*

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Valerie Christine · April 27, 2024

I say as can't work out formatting on Patreon mobile 😭

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Dario Nanbu · April 26, 2024

Grew up in Portland and live in Seattle. Fuck umbrellas.

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adhdemongirl · April 25, 2024

Germans are into native americans because a racist weirdo named Karl May made up accounts of his travels through North America (he had never been there), which became wiedly popular (so popular that they were Hitlers favourite books!). The DDR then went on to sponsor larping as native americans for some godforsaken reason (something, something anti-imperialism probably) and now there are some dialects of first nations languages that are primarily spoken by dudes whos grandpa was in the ss. Also german ninjas would be from Düsseldorf

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Page To Perspective · April 24, 2024

Missing the obvious tie in of Armenian Bayonetta just with body hair.

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MerusMetraton · April 25, 2024

I hit puberty over 20 years ago but I think I just experienced my first inward erection

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Arnim Sommer · April 24, 2024

*waves* I'm as German as one can get… So, first, "wears a sock on his head"? Like The Poor Poet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poor_Poet ? That's a (literal) Nightcap ;-) And did you know that the largest japanese exclave in Europe is in Düsseldorf? So of course there a German Ninja originates! And he could walk openly on Japan Day!one11

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dogman · April 24, 2024

Lmao, Joe's hair suit makes him Armenian bayonetta

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Kurgaah · April 24, 2024

Didn’t learn how to use a dishwasher until I was 18 cause the apartment I grew up in didn’t have one. Knew how to use a washing machine cause me or my brother would have to go to the laundromat every week

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Zipzapzop · April 24, 2024

Apparently in eighties there was a live action version of G Gundam called robot jox

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Winter · April 24, 2024

My sleep mode on my phone turned on at 4:43 right after “how do you feel about jumping off a cliff?” And I can’t go to sleep now😂😴

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The Evil Cub · April 23, 2024

Chibodee Crocket should be halt he's the Queen of Spades and not a Jack of Spades (new fetish for you, Joe)

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Mateo Heredia · April 23, 2024

Interesting note: the members of the Shuffle Alliance are the members of the UN Security Council with the UK replaced with Japan.

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AppliedJest · April 23, 2024

“It’s important to find Hitler’s DNA so we can find people who are ethnically Hitler and put them in camps” Seriously, did *no one* at History Channel think about the irony of it all? I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer’s “no”, but still… really?! Anyway, hope you get the gig, Joe! Just be sure to wear a wire to prove entrapment when they want you to goose-step while you abseil

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David Schuller · April 23, 2024

It’s true, Seattleites dress like professional campers, head-to-toe in all-weather gear, instead of using an umbrella.

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ruin · April 24, 2024

The first time I saw someone with an umbrella after moving to Washington was on a sunny day.

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Flantastic02 · April 23, 2024

I am immensely interested to see where that documentary goes. I hope we get uodates in future episodes

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Lain of the Wired · April 23, 2024

oh yeah i spent a long while with my mattress on the floor when i got diagnosed with epilepsy cuz there was a very real chance of falling off the bed and that coulda ended poorly lol

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Lain of the Wired · April 23, 2024

yeah bad news no one uses an umbrella here in portland either