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January 16, 2026

Patronichi: first steps of the kingdom...

Hello amazing patrons! It's been so exciting to get into fun art and programming with Patronichi after finishing up the menu! Today I was able to load the patrons into the rough sketch of the kingdom, as you can see below..

At the very top of the image you can see the castle, which then leads into town with a central fountain. to the south you can see the edge of the tavern and church. Even further south (not pictured) is a farm and small lake!

I loaded in the sketch of the kingdom so I can start mapping out wander regions without having to make all the polished art. When this part of the game loads, each supporter's 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 will be given an area to wander around in, dependent on their role! so you might see the priest in the church, the librarian in the castle archives, and so on. Nobody is walking right now since I created new bodies with outfits instead of one sprite, but I'm planning on adding that functionality tomorrow.

During work, I have been adding your suggestions from yesterday's post into a spreadsheet so I can keep track of all the events, and writing all the other ones out! It's honestly a little frustrating having to wait until I get home to do the programming and art which is the real meat of game development! I'm really hoping my progress doesn't slow down too much by that.

Anyway, thank you everyone so much for writing out your cute event suggestions! some of them were really funny and clever and I'm so stoked for the game to officially release so everyone can enjoy them. That's all for today, save for your next thank you joke:

Q: Why can't a T-Rex play the guitar?

A: Because it's extinct

Comments (8)

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‘Rique · January 18, 2026

Is it a kingdom or is it an emergent 15min city - collectively run through mutual aid and community care… not grown from the top down but the bottom out; Unless it’s a queendom or like we’ve got our patron goddess- seeing as you’re the patronichi creator and we your patrons so you can create more worlds to inhabit & play together! But tis all just su[jest]ions ;)

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Terry Ross · February 1, 2026

its mostly a "kingdom" because a lot of the lines I wrote for events were cheeky references to medieval fantasy tropes. there is an "evil advisor" role for example, who orders assassinations, plots against uprisings, and wants everyone to buy crypto.

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bunnybeanz · January 16, 2026

Postman

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Marty McGuire · January 16, 2026

this brings me so much joy. i hope you are having the best time! amazing!!

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Kate Gombert · January 16, 2026

With each post, im just getting more and more excited to see how the game is progressing! I check for posts every morning that it's becoming part of my ritual!

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UwUwizard · January 16, 2026

omg those lil hats are AMAZING

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notleonotme · January 16, 2026

Obsessed!! I can't wait to see the kingdom with the final art 🌀🌟

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Chris4cats cat · January 16, 2026

This is so cool and amazing.