May 2026 patreon exclusive #2

Trout as a metaphor for marital strife?

Could I order that well-done?

If she’s unhappy, she should get her own happy ending boxed up to go.

Sometimes a man just has to go off-menu and his partner must accept that of him

Wow. That's a great deal! I wonder what the add-on cost is when it comes to adding a baked potato to a Cheddar BBQ Burger.