Ugly boyfriend

Pretty sure Mrs Claus didn't miss him and changed the locks

S̶S̶ ICE

90% of webcomics would have stopped at panel 1. Another 9% would have stopped at panel 15. But The Other End goes ALL THE WAY, BABY

That trusted member of her friends or family? Jakey Jikker.

I loooove what a POS Santa is in this series

I was confused until I remembered that WD-40 was not naturally occurring. Ahh, Friday.

Everything that has come to be accepted as canon about Santa is derived from works of art. So as far as I'm concerned, it is now canon that Santa has a remarkably long and prehensile tongue, cheats on Mrs. Claus, and occasionally misappropriates toys for personal use and loses track of time with same.

Haahaa That got weird.

honestly, living in mpls, that ring doorbell feels Too Fucking Real

This is Lonely Island level of turns; absolutely incredible!

She should keep him for that tongue alone.

Nearly everybody took a good look at themselves when he started describing Santa.

Santa is tying bows with that tongue for sure.

This yinzer appreciates the "The Pitt" reference, Neil.🤙 And Santa and I have so much in common! Lap up food off of our beards from time to time, still playing PS2, & procrastinating (usually centered around eating beard food and playing the PS2...)

I had no idea I was Santa Claus. Do I have amnesia? What time is it!?!?

That chip tongue reach 😛

Yo Santa what that tongue do ... nevermind

I pray to the god of people rotate the cube in Tetris that this is sponsored by Doritos™

"Little" Jakey Jikker is now their big researcher. And he's still mad about the PS2.