A house most haunted 13
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 12”: “A sexy rose with a man in its mouth lounging on the bed, making come hither eyes at the world's hottest flower (maybe a tulip?).”
and so we’ve filled up all the rooms. But we’re not done yet! I want you guys to suggest as much final bullshit you’d like added anywhere and everywhere in the house, and I’ll put my favorite suggestions in the final version.
Go nuts!
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The painting werewolf has hung up other paintings he has done and they are all awful or characters (big head, tiny body).
Quoth Bart the Raven "eat my shorts" in the tree
You, the artist, climbing up the side of the house from the outside (obviously with a grappling hook)
Gargoyles on the roof
A possum in an apron set up a smoker on that chimney, and is smoking some meat there right now
Evil veggies
PLEASE have some crazed winged creature flying in the skyline on the right
A skeleton trumpet-only band rehearsing in the graveyard on the right.
Little imps doing some skateboard tricks on the grooves in the roof.
A fat dog dressed as Luigi and his vacuum looking for ghosts , but he’s got some ghosts following him
Outside of the house we see the scariest monsters of them all…. Tax Collectors
The back wall with the dolls is a bit blank, maybe one of those creepy paintings where the eyes follow you except they're really freaked out over the situation
A very pissed off vampire hovering outside because no one will let them in
Batman, on the roof, brooding
I throwing my vote in for a variety of peeping toms
A very brave child peering in a window
Belle from Beauty & the Beast pounding on the door for safety from the wolves.
Mariah Carey (or a CD/Cassette copy of her hit album Merry Christmas) beginning to break out of the ice, possibly via a hair dryer.
A bunch of gargoyles on the roof wearing berets unsuccessfully trying to set fire to the roof
A pile of missing doors in the basement
Giraffe butt
Tiny mummies basejumping off the lamp post
Santa trying to do a b&e on that chimney, all sweaty with his shirt riding up a bit or a skeleton watching two people make out in the cemetery like a cuck. Something goofy
Ok, where dracula? And I mean... dracula dressed as wally/waldo hiding somewhere in the house.
I feel like if anything gets added, it should be small, trivial stuff in only a few rooms or so. My vote is for a few spiders creeping on people. Maybe some "Peeping Tom-rantulas" for instance? I was also thinking of a barbershop quartet of something, but I couldn't come up with anything funny...😂
In the bedroom, there’s a pervy spider watching the plants about to get busy.
Santa Claus waiting to emerge from his chrysalis
Silhouette of someone hanging off the edge of the moon, possibly mooning
A group of bats in the tree playing poker à la Dogs Playing Poker, but upside down.