March 2026 Q&A: the Qs

What’s your favorite hidden poster from your comics?

Somebody fighting off pollen in hand to hand combat. Allergy season hasn’t been good to me this year.

I'm so sorry everyone but what would a pokemon version of twin peaks look like?

Which ones cooler: A Science Museum or A History Museum?

My daughter's turning 15 in June, I want to start saving up to get her something nice, so do you have any ideas for what a tiny 15 year old art girlie with a permanent unamused expression would like? Also, yay rabbits.

It's your turn at Scrabble. There is a letter A on the board. In your hand you have the tiles CELPRST. Your move:

Could you please draw a doodoo bird learning how to fly? (Bonus points if it's a homemade flying device of absurd design), and maybe another engineer dodo bird trying to explain

If cats were flowers, what type of flower would they be?

If a 'The Other End Comics' got its own energy drink, what would you make the first flavour?

Who is the worst historical person to try and celebrate St Paddy’s day with?

Which exhibit would fat dog want to see at the zoo?

Can you please draw a very long, very confused dachshund trying to navigate a revolving door, but it’s actually an infinite loop. Bonus if the long dachshund manages to make guest appearances in other Q’s :)

If Pig had a favourite gym machine, what would it do and look like?

Why do people *actually* like cold plunges?

My son adores construction equipment and it drives (get it) me crazy. Can you draw something construction oriented that would immediately pop up as a mental image any time I have to play Excavator for the 1,999,875,100,255th time?

Can you recommend me a book?

Who's your favorite character from Questionable Content? And what questionable content is your favorite?

What would the $6 million man be worth when he turned 75?

Your interpretation of a dinosaur fighting your favorite breakfast food to the death please

That pig is sucking on that 0 pretty aggressively and looking right at me. Oh this has to be a question. Why?

Not a question, just a thank you. I won't be able to afford patreon anymore, because my partner and I are going through a really hard time, so this is probably my last Q/A. Thanks for always making me laugh Neil, you've been worth every penny.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up? And can you draw my black Pug and two Boston Terriers (Chewie, Piper and Maisie, respectively) having a back room meeting about how to best kill me and steal my access to the cheese drawer?

How many oily cats can I fit into a standard suitcase? I'm traveling soon.

What is the meaning of life? Take that as serious or goofy as you please

Can you share with us one or some of the YouTube thumbnails you made back in the day?

We have now seen that a sentient rock can be an alien, what other currently inanimate earthly object could be the next adorable (trademarkable) alien buddy?

What would you be doing if you weren't a comic artist?

Do you have another absurdist comic you read and enjoy you'd like to give a shout out to? Or do you keep to your own content for the most part?

What did you order for your Chinese Dinner last month? Was it succulent?

What is your favorite vacation spot? And pig and fat dog in a pickle vat thinking it's a hot tub.

Why are goats the best animals? Asking cause my partner really likes them and would love to see your take on it.

Who would win in a fight between Hellboy and The Thing?

Favorite bubble tea topping?

What answer to a question do you want to draw that we aren't asking?

How did you react the first time you read about Gandalf falling into the depths of Moria?

What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

What are your thoughts on the sun and the moon?

Please draw an illiterate character eating alphabet soup and expressing strong emotions about it

What's the best way to cook eggs?

We absolutely loved the drawings you made of my black cat Crash last month. Please make up whatever you feel like involving her, let the crazy shine. Thanks and have a great day!

If live pigs were currency, how many for a lapdance in a moderately successful stripclub for the elderly?

Have you started reading “Dungeon Crawler Carl” yet? (I recommended the audiobook) Please draw fat dog and pig, normal from the neck down, but with “instagram filter” faces.

Can you please draw my dog Keke (essentially a white husky with short legs) in air jail because he won't stop barking/begging for "dinner" (we already fed him dinner!) Thank you!!

Can you draw a toucan and a chicken who are in love? Or the chicken is in love, but the toucan is like, "this is a bit much."

Fight? Or flight? Or both? Or neither? Lots of leeway, here. Follow your own star.

Do you do any serious art, drawing or painting or whatever? If so, what sorts of things do enjoy creating the most? If not, please draw Fat Dog as a character (or random insert as applicable) in a well-known painting. Thank you.

Thank you for making these comics and sharing them with us. They are entertaining and creative and delightfully surreal. I think a drawing of an orc reading a book would be really cool.

Can you draw the Joker, Riddler and the Penguin playing poker? (Catwoman wasn't allowed in cause she has cooties)

Can you draw a bear who just woke up from hibernation realizing that, given the state of the world, she’s better off going back to sleep.

I have finished my PhD right as my field is internally collapsing and so am leaving academia. Any suggestions on what to do? At the very least which shoe brand is the most edible?

Fuck ICE, obviously. But how should the fucking of ICE progress?