I do not fear death

I had a roommate like that once, he kept doin' it with my work corpses

Death knows him too well

Completely valid to not want to room with someone who doesn’t know how to have fun.

Lmao

Thought this was going to be a perfectly timed Chuck Norris joke. Glad it was funnier than that.

Pushy roomy, never letting you have any fun...

If I was Death I would say the same thing.

I like how the first two panels are like a reality show confessional with the bathroom screen cut in as an anecdotal reference. Like this is not the first time a corpse was inconveniently discovered, and the bodies aren’t the problem, rather the seemingly arbitrary limitations of cordial roommate sharing policies of items located in communal spaces.

I guess if you are gonna commit necrophilia, then you would want it to be as clean as possible. Wait... no, uhhhhh... I didn't, that's not...... Hey, uhh, fbi agent? That wasn't me, that was my uh, uhhhh... ROOMMATE, yeah, my roommate wrote that. Not, not me. No sir-ree, I would never uh, never say that. Uhh, okay, have a nice day catching all those FREAKS online, mr. fbi agent sir or ma'am. 😬

The fact he had to give that warning... What happened...

This is possibly the funniest comic I’ve ever read.