Play with the fishes

I think there's a typo on the condition for dry (tho it is small). should be "...0HP *if* dry.."

I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!

As a DM I feel this, like... Bro, just go, it's not a board meeting. Your RP is trash when you not comfy 😭

And then she (her name is Rickerella) got suddenly all pissed off, ate all the other players (saved the DM for last) and bailed. Orcas, man... they just like to ruin it for everyone else.

I like how you deftly skirted the issue of not being able to come up with a suitable substitution for "dragons" in time to publish.

One of the conditions on the dm board is 'fried' which frightens me bc of the implications

The detailed fish notes on the DM's pages are my favorite detail