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October 29, 2025

Halloween 2025

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Shanda · November 4, 2025

Somebody wanted Weapons recently. Omg that run was the funniest thing about the movie. Especially Benedict Wong doing the run.

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Rodney Wilder · October 30, 2025

Coming in clutch with the Weapons reference at the goal line!

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Sylvie Soul · October 30, 2025

Not the WEAPONS run, dear Lord...🤣🤣🤣

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ParadoxPerson02 · October 30, 2025

I can put just as many drugs in the candy at home as I can in my car. These nut jobs really think they can stop me?

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Dirk Bergstrom · October 29, 2025

Well that was just totally awesome and strange.

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Tom · October 29, 2025

Can we just keep Halloween as it was... Razorblades in chocolate bars...

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Nictopus · October 29, 2025

Can we see the milky mommy lap treat comic please. Asking for a friend.

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Aly & Alex · October 30, 2025

You sure about that? Nobody in Kohney comics has boobs; just long nipples

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The Senate · October 29, 2025

This is great, favorite comic so far

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Jakub · October 29, 2025

The Weapons run AND the gratuitous Weapons car hit!

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Freddrick Florent · October 29, 2025

He's out of line but he's right

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Zihuatanejo · October 29, 2025

PSA: Giving out full bars goes against the spirit of Halloween, which is supposed to end with scarfing down a variety of little candies instead of just eating a normal candy bar like a regular fatass.

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Uisci · October 29, 2025

Technically he was hit at the Trunk or Treat, not in my neighbourhood...

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Johnny Van Cura · October 29, 2025

Call me old fashioned, but this comic seems to support both a trick AND a treat. Don't let these kids think they can have it all.

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Waboodoo · October 29, 2025

Superman was RIGHT THERE and did nothing to save the poor man

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ParadoxPerson02 · October 30, 2025

It's his first day, cut him some slack.

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Chris Knutson · October 29, 2025

That one part was awesome.

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Shannon and Al · October 29, 2025

I was a little surprised that I had a very similar conversation with my wife, a little concerned that you used the name "AL" for the protagonist, and outraged that this comic then captured EXACTLY what happened on Tuesday at the local church parking lot. I KNEW I spotted Really Fat Dog behind the rectory with a video camera! The secret to your comics is finally exposed! You've been spying on us and drawing our lives, then charging us for your interpretation of the events! Well, you missed one little detail, Mr. CARTOONYMAN! I hit the kid with the allergies with TWO eggs on the advice of the Director of Health! He told me that allergies cause autism, measles, falling of the womb, galloping dandruff and low polling numbers. I did that kid a favor! Now, get off my porch!

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TheGreatSilenc3 · October 29, 2025

This comic spoke to my soul in such a way that I briefly wondered if you had ripped it from my brain or stolen it from some untyped blog post I never made but meant to. *slow clap*

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Plain Zebra · October 29, 2025

That’s a GILF kin worth a pump.

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SuperNar3k · October 29, 2025

Lol!

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Rick E. Bear · October 29, 2025

At least no dogs were harmed.

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Murder Penguin · October 29, 2025

Your escalatory skills are unmatched

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Kate Rabczak · October 29, 2025

Haha yes with the Weapons run

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Casey Gee · October 29, 2025

Nice reference to Weapons.

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Sean G Donovan · October 29, 2025

Beaning the kid allergic to eggs with a carton of Egg Beaters was *chefs kiss*

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L-Deeze · October 29, 2025

Worth it for a king size bar

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Zazzyzazz · October 29, 2025

A perfect end to a perfect comic