One small step (SUPER BONUS EXTENDED PATREON EDITION HELL YEAH!!!!!!)

This... This Patreon sub pays for itself in laughs lmao

Huh.. I wonder if there's a formula for describing the exact curve you'd have to go to briefly touch the orbit of something and then land in the exact place you started.. uh.. I mean, now that's someone to ask what happens if you jump into a BLACK HOLE 😂😂😳

Is he.. humping him?

Don't it always be like that?

That's why they faked the moon landing.

Walter Cronkite is decidedly NOT over the moon about it

He died doing what he loved

They had a great pulley system on Stanley Kubrick's 2001 sound stage!

I'm glad I'm reading this alone in my house because the volume of my laughter would get me banned anywhere else. Bravo!