The entirely rational fear of quicksand

Honestly tho, it's like air travel, or drowning in a cup of tea or puddle of soup. The odds are just not allowing a 0 casualty situation.

I was really scared of quick sand as a kid too

So how much of that casket is just filled with sand?

Is that Zuckerberg?

See, this is why I have an entirely rational fear of small talk.

As a quicksand survivor, I can say that it's important to always be kind to snakes.

There's a survival technique where you try to sink to the bottom as fast as possible. Be quicker than the sand.

I bet he didn't. Quicksand is something to be irrationally scared of.

Clearly not enough cartoons.