Brian Kisser LIVE!

Guess the bit wouldn't work with a Steve, huh?

Wouldn't zero be the least amount of stars? I guess you can't give zero, though. You'd just have to not review it. But then people could think you didn't review his show because you forgot and you might have given 5 stars. But in actuality you chose not to review it to give him the lease amount of stars.

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. To scathing reviews.

I'm Rian. My parents couldn't afford the "B" but those humble beginnings shaped me to who I am and I will never forget my roots.

Room full of people who paid to see this man kiss Brian and none of them wanted to feel that force first hand? What have smartphones done to us

"My name is Bryan. Which sounds the same. But I assure you if you were to see it written down you would see that my name, Bryan, is entirely different than the name Brian."

Fwee Bwian!

In a good and just world, he would have had a Spartacus (Sparta-kiss?) moment.

"I'm Brian, and my wife is too!"

I was born Steve, and I’ll die Steve.

I’ll be your Brian, Brian

I found this comic strangely relatable. All of us have, in a way, committed to a show called "The Brian Kisser", assuming that there's just no way there won't be at least one Brian in the audience. Of course there's no reason to prepare... And all of us have been wrong.

To be fair, Brian is typically a solid bet in a crowd that large