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May 5, 2025

Early comic - “Handshake”

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Julio · June 18, 2025

Lolsob @ the site that Branjamin was reading

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Chris Saturn · May 10, 2025

I came back to read this again after seeing it on Reddit and you weren't lying. There are three ball hairs.

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Horik · May 5, 2025

I. Love. Your. Book. Title. ❤️

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Chad Thomas · May 5, 2025

That receptionist deserves a raise or a restraining order

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governor connolly · May 5, 2025

+5 points for the book in the first panel

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laptopleon · May 5, 2025

You caught me off-guard with the butt cheeks 😆

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Stuart Steen III · May 5, 2025

Ooh I’m job hunting right now and this hits

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Peter McDonald · May 5, 2025

Ditto for my wife... It's all about the online portals these days

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Hisnameisjoel · May 5, 2025

I voted for this comic in 1995 before it was in color and got all woke

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Waboodoo · May 5, 2025

I find it suspicious that we never get confirmation that he put his pants back on after being checked for a gun. Or that he even wore any pants at all for the interview.

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Eightyfourmer · May 5, 2025

When you bring a firm handshake, there's no need to bring pants.

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I_need_more · May 5, 2025

All that and yet…

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J.R. Murdock · May 5, 2025

The fact he showed up not wearing any pants, as you do in online interviews, ... chef's kiss!

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Neil Kohney · May 6, 2025

That wasn’t really my intention, but honestly this is a funnier reading so let’s pretend like it was lol

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Jacob Sabin · May 5, 2025

It would have been totally on brand if the dialogue for this went "That's how I started my 30 year career in nickel design." "But that was 25 years ago."

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Joel Marchewka · May 5, 2025

The father’s mustache needs its own spin-off comic.

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Erich · May 5, 2025

Someone knows the plight of the job hunting millennial.

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Billy · May 5, 2025

The online portal is uploading your resume and then repeating it two or three times as well