Early comic - “Homemade gift”

Also, I agree, we must see the painting, or there will be consequences of some unimaginable sort. Honestly that sounds more ominous than it really is. I just mean I'm having trouble imagining an appropriately mild consequence for choosing not to show us. I still want to see it.

LOL Stewis. I love your names.

Are you telling me I got MS after my parents threw some of my childhood art away? I already knew it was their fault and the Dr. accidentally confirmed it, but this REALLY confirms it, thanks

I would offer to display this in a prominent and highly trafficked area but that feels contrary to the diligent work you’ve done in cultivating a Patreon following… so I’ll just leave it open on the dashboard of my car while I drive so that it will encounter lots of traffic.

Readinig on Patreon ... in support of our souls.

That’s how I got diphtheria

I love how your characters conversations take such sharp and random turns that I find myself flipping back to the previous panel to verify that I'm not having a stroke.

Alternate title for this should have been Gray Dorian. I also love that it almost implies that the gifter was walking up to the giftee's house at that moment, and recognized the symptoms of crohn's disease the instant it manifested. Maybe they should have gone into the medical field with that intellect, rather than the cursed field of ART.

Ok, I really want to see that painting.

“The painting is so awful my ears ring every time I look at it” 👨‍🍳🤌

Okay, fine, I'll print your comics out and put them on the fridge or maybe somewhere else away from food.

So if (hypothetically) someone (not me) collected every single panel of every single one of your comics that could be found online and (hypothetically) on your home computer and (hypothetically) draft doodles rummaged from your garbage in the middle of the night (actually those might just be stained napkins?), then printed them all sequentially onto toilet paper rolls which are prominently and lovingly displayed in a small sunlit room until such time as they are lovingly used to massage a butthole and round up dingleberries before being honoured by an approximation of a fireless Viking funeral, would that (hypothetically) soothe or savage your soul?

"Afterbirth Girl"????? LOL!

STEWIS! Ugh it's all brilliant

This absolutely amazing, the best train wreck I couldn't look away from

I like that whatever this painting is must be somehow worse than a painting of a nipple erection.

I print out ever comic that you feverishy draw, and staple them to my walls. They help mask the mold.

This reminds me of the song "Afterbirth Day" by rock and roll band Paul McCartney and his Beatles. "They say it's your afterbirth day. Well, it's my afterbirth day too, yeah. They say it's your afterbirth day. We're gonna have an okay time. Yes."

Is this your way of telling us to display your comics in our homes or you will get graves disease or something?

This is fun because my birthday is in a few days. Thanks Neil! I'll display this comic proudly

It's like the portrait of Dorian Grey, except looking at it kills you a little bit... So not all that much like the portrait of Dorian Grey!

Does being an artist on the internet soothe or destroy the soul? I choose to believe that it makes us all inevitably kinkier more than anything

Hi again. :( Not sure if intended but generally prominantly is prominently.

Neil I would NEVER put one of your comics in the bin