April 2025 Patreon exclusive comic #1 “dead fish”

Now I understand why early Christians used a fish as their religious symbol

You need that private jet because you can't talk to God while flying commercial

MAGAchurch goldfish 2029

On one hand you can sort of see how they made the mistake. When fish Jesus went to overturn the tables of the money changers in the temple he could only really just flop around for a bit.

Dad needs to admit he forgot to feed the goldfish and it died, so he bought a replacement.

Pity that we cannot do that with some other creatures...

..."but twisted" Me looking around waiting for the laugh track to play

Right move, kid

Supply Side Fisheus

Something something allegory

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