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April 25, 2025

Early release - “Big book”

Hey! Quick lil update. You know how I went on that bachelor party weekend a couple weeks ago? Well the wedding to remove that bachelor from

Hey! Quick lil update. You know how I went on that bachelor party weekend a couple weeks ago? Well the wedding to remove that bachelor from society is in a few weeks AND out of town. So we’re making a little vacation out of it, and subsequently there’ll be a LITTLE less patreon stuff than usual in early May. Just a heads up! I’ll try my best to keep it from being too much of a dip, though.

Comments (33)

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Rodney Wilder · April 29, 2025

LotF: Fellowship of the Fly has all my money. Adapt this, Peetear Yaksung!

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Nick L · April 27, 2025

Cheesecake Factory menu 😂 Yes.

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Wijcher · April 26, 2025

Lot of James Joyce in the ground I reckon

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Martin Cooper · April 26, 2025

This is one of my favourites.

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Fílos · April 26, 2025

I didn’t realise burial was an option… Cervantes it’s time to take you off the shelf and, well, I really enjoyed the first bit but you’re just too damn long (sniff) so it’s time to rest

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Oneiros · April 26, 2025

It's okay that you couldn't handle Fellowship of the Fly. I couldn't either. I hear if you persevere through The Return of the Conch it gets really good but I just couldn't.

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Peter Hollo · April 26, 2025

I never finished Book (Jungle) either.

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Jeremy · April 26, 2025

Boo! I laughed while driving. I almost died. I say Boo!

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Kyle Tulk · April 26, 2025

Enjoy the vaycay! Brings new meaning to burying books 🤣

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Uisci · April 26, 2025

I always knew books were slutty like that.

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Horik · April 26, 2025

I am so glad to finally discover that honey bunches of mint butter "is food"

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Dirk Bergstrom · April 26, 2025

Me and my one non-fiction book per year.

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CaffeineJunkie · April 26, 2025

This was absolutely amazing. Def. felt targeted by this comic. Well done.

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Victor Egger · April 25, 2025

That's a lot of large books.

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Scott Wilhelm · April 25, 2025

I got a gang bang of characters in the translated book im reading. A Nörwegian örgy of names I can not pronounce or remember.

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Ash · April 25, 2025

Fuck Ulysses right in its fucking ear. Finishing that is more about your personal capacity for suffering than any hypothetical virtue it might possess.

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TheGreatSilenc3 · April 25, 2025

As someone that has never seen Les Miserables but decided my first venture should be the unabridged novel, spent over a month "reading at my own pace" only to learn from the person that recommended it that I havent even met the main character yet, I felt this.

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Rick E. Bear · April 25, 2025

I feel seen and not in a good way.

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Lane Anderson · April 25, 2025

As an exmormon, it brought me great joy to see the book of mormon right there 😂

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windrapier · April 26, 2025

It was like a jump scare

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Matt A · April 25, 2025

Cheesecake factory menu might be my favorite tombstone

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Kathlyn E · April 25, 2025

Fuck if that ain't the truth tho. I read one serious book, but I'm also plowing thru 10 smutties as side pieces.

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Lumphammer · April 25, 2025

This is awfully relatable, thank you.

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Simon Fox · April 25, 2025

In the voice of Super Luigi from the popular video game The Super Mario and Super Luigi Siblings: "I read-a my own pace!"

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Lumphammer · April 25, 2025

(Fifth page, “I read a my own pace”)

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Wacko Wacko · April 25, 2025

This is so amazing.

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I_need_more · April 25, 2025

I don’t know about her vocabulary being ‘fine’ but sure…

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Shawn · April 25, 2025

Honey bunches of mint butter sounds like my cup of tea

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He who shall not be Meme'd · April 25, 2025

Is food.

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Kameron Kennedy · April 25, 2025

"Fungisness"

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Chad Thomas · April 25, 2025

She can't keep getting away with this?! 😭

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Mike ChaChaCha · April 25, 2025

Should that be “I read AT my own pace”?

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Neil Kohney · April 25, 2025

Yup… this is what I get for posting before running it by Marissa one last time