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March 14, 2025

Early comic - “Double Feature”

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Tom · March 15, 2025

Some day students will discuss the deepness of this double feature and it's meaning for humankind

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Martin Cooper · March 15, 2025

So that’s why I’m no good at growing carrots.

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Wijcher · March 15, 2025

Here lies Luigi, a fucked up little carrot

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Zack Spiller · March 15, 2025

That carrot was asking for it as far as I’m concerned

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Bernardo Duarte · March 15, 2025

This was… fabulous 🥹

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governor connolly · March 14, 2025

i liked the one with luigi in it

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Tom · March 14, 2025

I have a moustache. Should I stop applying American cheese lip balm?

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

Only if you’re gonna switch to jack cheese

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Jeff Chamberlain · March 14, 2025

In a mustache/non-mustache kiss arrangement, there is an unspoken-but-implied agreement that the non-mustacher forms the southern configuration of the kiss monolith. Any cheesey side-effects resulting from violation of said (unsaid) agreement are solely the fault of the smooth lipped perpetrator.

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Chris Aardappel · March 14, 2025

When deploying a dual mustache kiss, rely on the "Spider-Man" technique for ideal mustache distribution.

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Joel Marchewka · March 14, 2025

Can you show us the censored full-frontal dog pic so that we may live, just for a moment, like careless, uncultured plebs?

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

That will be posted alongside this comic in the non patreon version tomorrow! It’s disgusting

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rumi · March 14, 2025

that carrot was so ugly oh my god

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Horik · March 14, 2025

Also: don't all mustaches taste of chees at some time or another?

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

Fair point

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Horik · March 14, 2025

Did Mother Nature also birth the bullet that took her baby carrot? Just asking questions.

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

No, it was birthed out the ass of an arms manufacturer

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lolz · March 14, 2025

And here I was half expecting an "I am ready for harvest" throwback (Great shirt, BTW, I love it!)

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

I thought about it lol

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Colin Harman · March 14, 2025

Is Mother Nature also Luigi?

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

Yeah

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Chad Thomas · March 14, 2025

Not for nothing, but his aim on that flying carrot was impressive.

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Neil Kohney · March 14, 2025

Luigi’s got good aim

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Lane Anderson · March 14, 2025

Hell yes, weird shit!