FIGHT TIME 1

Milk twins should attack with a milksquirt from his man-nipples.

Chuck laughs at the Milk Twins' lack of genitalia, this makes the Milk Twins sad.

I sure expected the "Milk Twins" to exhibit a tad more...mammalian-ness, you know, as a fighting move (*wink wink*) (I don't know what that's supposed to mean, I just want to communicate with other humans)

Chuck farts until his farts turn into a rasengan which he throws but it's like a pokeball and out comes another fart that says "fart!!!!"

Milk Twins does a Mortal Kombat style FRIENDSHIP, which is traditionally a finishing move, but in the middle of the match

Chuck attempts to kick the twins, but ends up stubbing his toe, causing him to scream out in such a frequency that it summons dozens of dogs to area.

Milk twins put on a large hat to appear larger

The Milk Twins reveal they are actually Milk Triplets, with a third head ala Zaphod Beeblebrox. They subsequently make pan galactic gargle blasters, and throw the drinks in Chuck's face.

Chuck pulls out Chuck Norris from his armpit. CN then punches the Milk Twins with all three of his fists.

Milk twins uses all four arms to give a devastating double double purple nurple to Chuck

Chuck and the Milk Twins compete to see who can make the tallest pile of flapjacks. Milk Twins have an unfair advantage because they provide their own milk for the recipe.

Chuck pulls out a hand gun, and upon pulling the trigger, a smaller Chuck launches at the Milk Twins, punches them in their faces, and poofs away into dust.

Chuck flips Milk Twins into the flaming barrel, and they become a Dulce de Leche cheesecake.

Milk Twins start flinging sand with all four hands, like a dog digging a hole

Chuck forgets his archetype and does a very clumsy E. Honda flying headbutt

Milk Twins unleash their milk but as Chuck is lactose intolerant it’s considered attempted murder and they are arrested

Chuck summons his familiar: a chubby dog(with a gun)

The milk twins Dab, but in opposite directions

Chuck is an experienced fighter, so although he appears standard and conventional, he's got a few tricks up his sleeve. Namely a George Foreman grill hiding under the wraps on his hands.

Milk Twins do a really cool spin

Chuck puts his hand over the barrel’s flames as an intimidation tactic. It hurts way more than he expected.

Dey kiss

Milk Twins use teet squirt..... It's not very effective

Chuck should shave his shoulders. Frankly, I don't care if it's a fight move or not. Just shave those damn shoulders.

Chuck initiates his "No, I am Your Father" finishing move, in which he reveals that he is in fact two small Dads in a trenchcoat, to a obliteratingly fatal effect.

Milk Twins, close to defeat, initiate their devastating psychological power attack "call the comic artist", where chuck is forced to observe their origin story, in which they each grew up in separate towns, never having know their father, a local milk delivery person who disappeared mysteriously before their respective births.

The Milk Twins change their nipples from machine-gun mode to high-powered-jet-stream-like-those-videos-of-water-cutting-metal-mode-but-with-milk.

Chuck uppercuts the Milk Twins with his rock hard abs.

FULL CONTACT TEA CEREMONY

Moments before his defeat, Chuck bites down on a cyanide capsule in a false tooth, denying the Milk Twins the victory.

Chuck rips the MilkTwins in half making them into two distinct people who are desperate to recombine.

Chuck eats all the cacti in a show of intimidation

The flaming barrel hurled by Chuck is quickly put out by simultaneous milk sprays. But as the twins ponder over the one nipple that refused to lactate, Chuck comes in with a double uppercut to the heads.

Milk Twins spray a mist of sour milk into the air to conceal their attack and disorient Chuck.

Chuck breaks out the Kamehameha Wave

Milk Twins scrub their laundry on Chuck's washboard abs!

Chuck takes of his clothes just because he feels like it

Milk Twin's nips pop off and turn into attack drones

MILK TWINS proceeds to shoot milk from all six of his udders directly into the lactose intolerant mouth of CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER

Chuck takes a huge dump into the burning barrel and then proceeds to hurl..err...chuck the burning huge dump at Milk Twins.

The milk twins should play and win in rock paper scissors because they have more hands

Using their combined four arms, The Milk Twins perform their signature move, a dreaded 4 X Purple Nurple that they call Udder Destruction

Realizing he’s $14,473.58 behind on his ex-wife’s cousin’s pet ferret’s cryogenic storage fees, Chuck enters Debt Repayment Ultra-instinct mode. His entire body converts into a high yield dividend-paying ETF, instantly generating passive income through sheer combat efficiency. Every punch executes a perfectly timed options trade. Shorting the dairy market.

Chuck slices the pubes off Milk twin’s head and puts them back on his chest

Right before certain defeat, Chuck drops to one knee as if to surrender. Then, from the orifice of your choice, produces a ring and proposes.

Ooooo! Actually, Chuck could grab his own life bar and plunge the red (hot) end into Milk Twins. Bonus points if Milk Twins beats on him 😏 while getting stabbed and the bar gets smaller, almost causing Chuck to lose his improvised weapon.

Mid-fight Chuck rips off his own arm, igniting it like a Molotov cocktail and hurls it at the Milk Twins. While rocketing towards them, the flesh burns off revealing a serrated bone arm holding misplaced tax paperwork. The IRS materializes out of thin air demanding an audit.

Milk Twins use off-screen Cow partner's tag attack (but immediately tags back in to not mess up the other moves you got queued)

Chuck the destroyer gets upset that the milk twins' milk is almond milk and not 2% milk

Realizing brute force won’t be enough, the Milk Twins activate their forbidden technique: “Colossal Dairy Rejection.” Their nipples start vibrating at extreme frequencies, unleashing lactose molecules in the air itself. Every calcium dependent life form within a 50 mile radius suffers extreme bone softening.

The MilkTwins remember they left the stove on and have to excuse themselves for 5 minutes

CHUCK THE DESTROYER destroys on the dance floor.

Chuck should knee Milk Twins right in the face with his pointy, hairy knee(s). It should poke Milk Twins smaller, upper right eye, as that's ironically his good eye.

MILK TWINS eat bath salts and power up!

Chuck does a crunch so hard that his 3 superfluous abs fly off and rocket toward the Milk Twins

MilkTwins uses its hands to do a squirt attack, shooting high pressure streams of milk from four of its nipples, knocking Chuck the Destroyer into the garbage pan that's on fire

MILK TWINS should plan a romantic vacation where they tour the historic covered bridges of America's Midwest.

chuck the destroyer tickles milk twins under all four armpits

The milk twins suddenly recall their third sibling

MilkTwins start twerking (it is charging his special)

Chuck the Deathstroyer is going in for a double-fisted purple nurple.

Chuck the Destroyer chucks his last meal