February 2025 Patreon exclusive #1 - “stupid soil”

Soft G Gary is just Jerry with extra steps. Is this secretly an ad for my local gym?

Wouldn't it be worse to be a smart plant and be all like "awe heck I'm just a stupid plant"

I'll bet the plant's name was Gary - with a hard G - which is why the wife has to clarify every time, since they are both Gary and this is a comic with speech bubbles

Classic Jarry

pfft, it's not like soft-g gary can properly photosynthesize either.

This comic is stupid. People only know they're inside a comic if it's a Gary Larson cartoon.

That second to last panel is how my wife always looks at me.

That's pretty stupid. Everyone knows that craters attract meteors.

Frouth

Stupid plants need the most attention

Stupid Plant!

I mean it is crazy that meteors always land in the middle of craters…