Early comic - “bad choice”

I'm desperate for more backstory behind the look Marlene is giving in the fourth panel. I feel like she's incredulous that he doesn't actually use sad pornography...but we never find out!

Erm, that man has eyes in the back of his head.

misspelling: "particals" -> "particles"

Are dogs not allowed in restaurants?

Looks like she picked going number two

I wanna order from the "Winey Flavorade" menu

I'm really resonating with this format

And they lived happily ever after. Till the exsanguination. Eight minutes later.

"I know in my heart what's true" he says while having a knife embedded in his heart

I agree with “ew.”

I could hear "Here we fucking go..." in my head. So good.

I told you this story in the strictest confidence!

How do they keep getting better