Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 9: Pietro & Carley Quinn
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The Kill Screens race to escape the mirror maze before the Blackfire Carnival can catch them! Slug loses her gredit card, Aux designs matching tattoos, and Atom laughs a little too hard.
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford
"Aux" by Emily Axford
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford
"Slug" by Emily Axford
"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford
"Doppelganger" by Emily Axford
Comments (60)
Carolina in my mind
southland tales mentioned? what the fuck?
I truly love Atoms response to Slugs could you navigate the stars
Holly Living Wood….fucking chef kiss Caldwell!
They missed a golden opportunity to bring back Plump Ass.
Based on the way Murph designs encounters I bet he'd love Draw Steel
Omg Murph. The scratchy screams…. How many did you do and why did I hate it so much.
Murph must of been training since c1 because his voice was fried after the last time he was down with the sicknessing
Does anyone know the song they use around 40 minutes mark?
I looked up Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride to see the ingredients and found this gold review from scott https://celestialseasonings.com/products/sugar-cookie-sleigh-ride
Healing Machine. If the Mending spell is cast on you, you can spend a Hit Die, roll it, and regain a number of hit points equal to the roll plus your Constitution modifier (minimum of 1 hit point). In addition, your creator designed you to benefit from several spells that preserve life but that normally don't affect Constructs: Cure Wounds, Healing Word, Mass Cure Wounds, Mass Healing Word, and Spare the Dying.
Coming hot out the oven with the "Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride" position.
Is the Short Rest delayed this week? No worries either way, I just look forward to the Short Rest on my drive home! EDIT: I should have been patient for 3 more minutes....
Are we all just blowing past caldwells “holly living wood” comment? 10/10 bad pun
“Check out my Ga-Ga’s!” might just be my new favorite exclamation.
My god the riffing in this episode is S tier shit I'm laughing my ass off
“I would NEVER be into a fucking GUY.”
Help actions for succeeding on a DC 15 check; are we sure this isn't Pathfinder 2e?
Love that Slug hates the feds
Female Barbarian Instigator is a new all-timer from Caldwell oh my god
“I would never be into a fucking guy!” Same, Slug. Same.
Adam having to verbally double take when asked if he could navigate the stars😂
I can't wait for their next special D20 to just be 'dildo' on every side
ah. slugesbian
AToM Bi(nary Code) sexual, Slugesbian, Aux we’re waiting
I've been dealing with devastating pet stuff and this ep could not be more needed by me ty all
Sending love, take care
Gagas of Neo Galaderon
I love hearing the mirror monster go "what?" In its screeching language when they start talking about the FBI xd
With the highest of respect when Murph started voicing the clown minions for the battle….i could only picture all of them as Jacob Wysocki LMAOOO
Gotta go back to the 22 minute mark and listen to Murph moan again 🥴
Omg Atoms death save had me holding my breath...
seriously I was washing dishes and unconsciously stopped scrubbing
I accidentally clicked on the regular (not ad free) episode and the advertisement in the first 3 seconds was for the US Army??? I love NADDPOD but it seems really unethical and out of character for the show to get advertising dollars from the military, especially in 2026. Big thumbs down to that, unless you have no control over what advertisements are being played somehow??
creators often don't--it's been a running joke on Behind the Bastards for years
Not episode related but i think it needs to be brought up that there's going to be an Austin Powers 4 and a sequel live action Grinch with Jim Carrey. 😯
Proof that manifestation is real.
Everyone’s accents I LOVE
Week 3 of begging for Roll Dolls to hit the NADDPOD shop
I can’t tell you why but I love murphs clown voice. Props to you murph🌹👍
also, someone should die this campaign. You guys keep CONSTANTLY removing all the stakes by being too lenient with deus ex machinas, rule bending, and resurrection magic. Hardwon being brought back should be had more stakes. And ever since then, not a single character has gotten even close to dying. Literally at no point do I ever think "oh, they might not all make it out of this" because you're too lenient. I get that the game is supposed to be fun, and killing your players ruins their fun, but without any stakes, why not just write a book? Nothing matters and it's all JUST narrative. No dice rolls matter when it comes to player death potential. Kalder should've been more taken over by Ultris, Hardwon should've just flat out died, and nobody ever suffers for their actions. I like your storytelling, but your stakes are basically nonexistent
Rian Urphy alt account (Reply to other comment: Was going to argue the circus draining life force thing is a pretty common trope from Dr Who to Sailor Moon, but Balance nostalgia. I think it’s alright to be inspired by a 30-under-30 media luminary once in a while. Balance itself was a lot of really obvious Fast and the Furious, Majora’s Mask, and Zero Escape references, and while I don’t know if this ref to the suffering game was intentional, I would kinda like to think that the best part of TAZ had that kind of impact on other people’s campaigns.)
"twins who run a circus and manipulate the players while siphoning their life force" bro Murph is literally just copying Wonderland from The Adventure Zone: Balance. The Blackfire twins are the same kinds of villains as the twins in Wonderland except less brutal in the fact Wonderland literally robbed the characters of their stats and aspects meanwhile Murph just made them less intimidating but more horny. Dude unwittingly copied TAZ over a decade later and forgot cuz he's a boomer ass DM who can't remember anything besides Pizza Hut and Ninja Turtles
I will personally refund you if you promise to cancel your membership and free yourself from the miserable prison you seemingly cannot escape
I saw this come out so early it wasnt even time to go to bed🥹🛌🥱
"You think you can navigate the stars?" "As long as I can- The stars?! You mean to space?" "Are the stars not just like hanging down kinda low and if you get up in an airship you're flying by stars?" Gotta love the Neo Galaderon education system
The ‘Le epic amazeballs’ Atom bit was so funny holy shit lol
Listening to this for a third time and Atom’s, “The stars?!?” is still so funny holy shit lmao
Emily on fire this episode 🔥
“i would never be into a fucking guy” happy pride month slug 🌈💖
I love you Slugs 🧡🤍💗
Fantasy Bahumia Investigators?
Caldwell is correct. Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride is S tier Christmas tea
Murph, you’re spoiling us
We love an early episode 🤝
Gotta finish the newest City Council of Darkness I am watching so I can start this. Happy Thursday!
Saying “sexual position” instead of “sex position” 😭
"Emily is the sugar cookie and I'm the sleigh!!! What is there not to get??"
This episode was posted the exact second I opened Patreon, Murph I'm in your walls
In the rat hole?