Kipteitei

girlvalhalla

adult squeaky toy

the body is a buffet, not a temple

conditioning stronger than saturday morning cartoons

adapted to an environment without oxygen

when opportunities fall on your lap

this is what good girls do in church

this baby will peel the wallpaper straight off

everything become flesh

everything everywhere at once

the pouncing tiger waking mountain

the bed attacks

why does your mom let you have two hoes

get kissed idiot

hard to hug when you're the bed

Ha! Gayyy!

freedom for all

just standard protocol, boys

undress me you swine

saiya couldn't possibly suck harder

beds made to support bourgeois opulence

caught with a landslide

you gotta strike while the belly is hot

three and a half women

the great and just hog heist

suspiciously mead storage shaped belly

but we literally had one job

why is it when something happens it's always you three...

task failed succesfully

the load bearing structure has collapsed

mortal enemy strikes again

the road to fat tummy is paved with bone fractures

if the belly don't fit you can't evict

project hail mary

what did I ever do to deserve this

one must imagine sisyphus happy

confidence of a drunk

but leaning is the only thing with lean here

target destroyed new objective: survive

emotional support belly

sisters of battle

on every level except being a human brewing tank I'm completely fine

ideas are best when drunk

you get naughty thoughts in church

think unsexy thoughts

you're either leaving with a newly awakened fetish or lifelong trauma

there's two things you have to try before you die being gay and uhh what was the other one

having a fat girlfriend is great you should try it loser lol

waiter why is there buttery lobster on my plate

squeezing tummy for the public good