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April 22, 2026

Episode 5 - Lisbeth Salander & Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2005 / 2009 / 2011)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, things are finally getting Swedish round here as we dig out the files on Stieg Larsson's posthumous novel Men Who Hate Women, as well as its two separate film adaptations; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

But which one are we watching, I hear you ask? 

Yes.

Could we have planned this better?

Yes.

Join us for a Scandinavian smorgasbord where Lucy becomes convinced that the layout of chess pieces is key to unlocking the mystery, Nova takes us on a much needed detour to a tranquil oasis spa retreat, and Mia keeps everyone afloat by revealing her unfiltered Swedish accent in all its glory.

Next time, we'll be watching Nancy Drew (2007) with our first special guest Victoria Scott, automotive journalist, photographer extraordinaire, and host of the wonderful podcast Tran Girlismo! 

If you want to hear more from us, we've got plenty more for you if you sign up as a paid subscriber to our Patreon. For as little as £5 a month, you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got ones on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot. 

The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Comments (37)

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B.Z. · July 26, 2026

Please please consider watching Mannen på taket, a film adaptation of a decent novel by Swedish Marxist crime writers Maj Sjöwall and Per Wahlöö, basically invented Nordic noir.

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Australian Estuary Pirate · July 5, 2026

I haven't seen this movie, but... does a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Spit on Your Grave then have Daniel Craig fuck her brain "normal?"

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Sasha MH · June 28, 2026

Archangel!! My god, I love that series

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kinoverite · June 10, 2026

you three gotta do harriet the spy at some point - one of the more crueler kid detective movies from childhood memory

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Starlight Foxalope · April 26, 2026

YES UPPSALA LIVE SHOW COME TO MEEEE

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Ash · April 25, 2026

I don't think it comes up in the American movie, but in the book Mikael and his editor are explicitly doing poly, she's married to another man. I always thought it added an extra layer but I'm not articulate enough to say WHAT that layer is. Just a neat book detail I wish they had included. This was my first BGSC episode and I loved it!

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Aije Astralos · April 25, 2026

How 'technically detective media' can something be before it's no longer valid for the show - will one day we have an all trans woman review of the Dresden Files? Probably not, there's a tv series but I don't recall it being that good. And also this seems to be focusing on more traditional detective fare so far.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 25, 2026

one of Mia’s first suggestions was Bee Movie (2007) on the basis that “Lawyer Is A Kind Of Detective”

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Ester Daniel Ytterbrink · April 23, 2026

Oh, and could you do the anime series Detective Conan? (not all episodes, but in general)

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Ester Daniel Ytterbrink · April 23, 2026

In the books Mikael is polyamorous, or at least ENM. The editor is married and her husband acknowledges their relationship. Mikael was monogamous with his ex wife, but as soon as they divorced he got back together with her again. I read the books being a relationship anarchist (a very Swedish thing) and feeling so sorry for Lisbeth not knowing about Mikaels way of doing relationships when discovering them.

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Subspace Jet Witch · August 3, 2026

ENM? As in, Embarrassed Naked Male? Yes, that is an actual subgenre of erotica (though maybe not as popular as ENF, probably since it's considered more funny than lewd)

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Meekle Tubas · April 23, 2026

Did anyone else hear Mia say "Stellan Scotchgard" or is that just me?

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One of Everything · April 22, 2026

Hey if you want to get New Zealand with it and you need a trans woman from Auckland who owns a microphone, I’ll come on for The Brokenwood Mysteries

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Expensive Bag · April 22, 2026

I really hoped you would have talked about the differences from the swedish book and english one, because there's a lot of gross shit in the english version that's not in the swedish one. Stuff like making her entire back tattoo into a tiny shoulder one, changing the descriptions men make of her where they comment on how they hate her black lipstick and piercings to just remove that. In one sentence they change it from almost unnoticable breasts to childlike breasts. There's a lot of referring to Lisbeth as a girl and not a woman (like the title). At one point She and Mikael has a conversation that starts with Lisbeth asking how they are going to solve the case and then declares someone close to Mikael knows something, in the English version Mikael starts the conversation and Lisbeth is basically nodding along asking questions.

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Dr Grasshopper · April 22, 2026

English localisations are riddled with cowardice and added misogyny

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Max · April 22, 2026

Re: future episodes: Columbo featuring Hesse Deni when?

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Expensive Bag · April 22, 2026

Oh my god I remember now, the english versions of these books were so fucking bad. They added misogyny were there was none. Look up the changes they made and get real mad

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Simon T · April 22, 2026

Also polite suggestion that you cover Veronica Mars at some point? Super fun but also touches on some surprisingly heavy stuff for a teen detective show

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Hovis · April 22, 2026

I'm intrigued at where this podcast could go without being bound to one specific form. Could we get the first season of True Detective? Could we get a season on The Wire? Could we get the episode of Homicide called 'Three Men And Adena'? Could we get the first season of True Detective again and then over and over again forever? Also Mia's accent made me want to rewatch the Phoenician Scheme.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 22, 2026

okay but Rustin Cohle is *deeply* transgender

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Lucie Rose · April 22, 2026

what I've gathered from the pippi longstocking thing is that stig larsson was basically doing the Male Feminist Ally™️ equivalent of the song about barney the dinosaur being killed by a 4x4

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hill · April 22, 2026

My favorite story to share about my Great Grandma Doty, a towering woman despite her modest 5-foot nothing stature and curly head of thin white hair, is that, at 92, she texts me, her then teenage great grandson, while at the movie theater on the opening day of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, the message “dan craige is a looker isnt he” with no other context or follow up. I miss that woman dearly.

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Frédérique Merizen · April 22, 2026

Mia's gummmmmi voice is giving me 2026 Swedish woman dysphoria 😅

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N.A. Pearson · April 22, 2026

I find it interesting to use "pornographic" pejoratively towards a rape scene. The too-precious, not-for-eyes approach to rape scenes is, ime, far more damaging than them being explicit. I find it far more cathartic as a survivor to have a rape scene depicted accurately or in a heightened way rather than have it turned away from (and I don't even like watching rape scenes in films).

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 22, 2026

As survivors ourselves, I'm sorry this is a point of contention any of us has to have an opinion on. We can only speak to how we as individuals feel this particular depiction was handled 💛

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Anarcho Slowpoke · April 22, 2026

In my head, the movie Lamb (2021) with Noomi Rapace is where Lisbet ended up in the end.

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Raevn Ohn · April 22, 2026

The reason its a Sony advertisement is its a Sony distributed movie.

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Simon T · April 22, 2026

But I don't understand, Mia doesn't sound ANYTHING like Trixie Mattel??

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James Rule · April 22, 2026

For extended research scenes with lots of paperwork, my favorite has to be the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Series with Alec Guinness.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 22, 2026

great movie, but we gladly concede that KJB have rightful dibs on it

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Werewere · April 22, 2026

Knitted sweaters/cardigans for the female gaze: I didn't know Mr Rogers was secretly dressing hot

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 22, 2026

so is there a Mrs Rogers? 👀👀👀

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Richard Nicklin · April 22, 2026

At some point they have to do Batman: The Animated Series (as he is at times referred to as the world’s greatest detective).

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Maddy · April 22, 2026

Men Who Hate Women is suuuch a good title

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Buckeroo · April 22, 2026

There is an English-language book called "Men Who Hate Women". (Un)fortunately it is a rather depressing, excellent deep-dive into inceldom and the pick-up artist community by Laura Bates.

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Sparky · April 22, 2026

Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKWXEfXGWtA

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Sparky · April 22, 2026

New rule: only unfiltered Svedish